2012-05-16
| 06:43 |
For future reference, scheduling a four hour shoot for a Monday night is not the best idea. Although it *was* fun at the time. |
| 10:34 |
First business trip in ages in the works for next month. Booth duty at a trade show; I'm excited! And no, that wasn't sarcasm. |
| 14:14 |
Someone at work has a Droid phone. How can I tell? Because 3 times in the last few seconds it made a robotic "Droid" sound. No, make it 4. |
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2012-05-15
| 06:19 |
RT @isaiah: Yahoo got their CEO from eBay? And he wasn't quite what he said he was in his description? No irony there. Nope. None. [Hee.] |
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2012-05-14
| 07:24 |
@VictoriaDahl Never apologize for your taste. I'd not apologize if I didn't like your books, though I'd be polite about it. (I do like 'em.) |
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2012-05-13
| 07:47 |
In case you had any doubt about Verizon being heartless scum. http://t.co/yyqcuPFh |
| 09:44 |
It's not that Mitt was an asshole as a kid; lots of us were. It's that he can't feel or won't admit to remorse now. http://t.co/hKfaNaBc |
| 14:27 |
@angrymacbastard Did you guys miss this one? http://t.co/h9ixLNjF (NYTimes fucked up Apple tax story.) |
| 15:59 |
And here we thought Colin Powell was the one honorable individual in the Bush administration. http://t.co/fTxo6Bza |
| 18:57 |
@VictoriaDahl I've only seen the first Iron Man, & sort of know the other characters. But I loved it. A roller coaster of thrills & laughs. |
| 18:58 |
@alwayscoffee Just what I was thinking: wish I could see your bottom. |
| 19:00 |
@alwayscoffee Good; that's what I was going for. But the dress looks awfully good. |
| 20:40 |
@petersagal Maybe you should turn the Thesaurus option off, "Peter". |
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2012-05-12
| 13:40 |
Is.there a sweeter sound from your IT guy than "I'm a Mac guy too, and I can make all your iDevices work on our network"? |
| 23:35 |
Just back from seeing The Avengers. Amazing; it couldn't have been better. |
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2012-05-11
| 07:22 |
RT @cschweitz: So...about this: http://t.co/oT7YfKXj [Time Magazine as fetish porn?] |
| 08:47 |
Day one on the new job. Hanging out in a conference room while they figure out what to do with me. |
| 11:02 |
@VictoriaDahl I was a volunteer for a @MythBusters myth last week. It'll take a few months before it airs. |
| 19:12 |
Survived day one of re-employment. Oh, and put in my order for a Nikon D800. Hope I'm still working by the time it ships. |
| 19:13 |
@JenniferEchols I'm told one couple flew from Philly to SF for the @mythbusters experiment. So you could've been with us. @VictoriaDahl |
| 19:50 |
Hello, nurse! An extensive history of the Animaniacs! http://t.co/eAKwOgfq I met Rob, Jess & Tress and got them to autograph a cel. |
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2012-05-10
| 07:49 |
Atheist gets the military to accept Flying Spaghetti Monster as a real religious thing. http://t.co/S7qJ9xCE |
| 08:02 |
@Srikanth_gullap @JohnRossBowie As Ted Sturgeon, 90% of everything is crud. That includes people's opinions, actors or not. Speak on, JRB. |
| 09:49 |
That NY Times article about Apple's crazy low tax rate? Yeah, it was crap. Totally wrong in its wrongness. http://t.co/h9ixLNjF |
| 12:02 |
My Twitter feed today'll be full of Obama quotes re: gay marriage. I don't mind, really. Wish his evolution had come sooner, though. |
| 14:27 |
Weird. Log Cabin Republicans are mad that Obama supports gay marriage rights? More important to be Republican than gay? http://t.co/XUM97UMs |
| 18:09 |
Michele Bachmann claims dual citizenship with Switzerland? Does she understand the Swiss are supposed to be all neutral 'n stuff? |
| 18:58 |
@cschweitz Is it wrong that now I can't think of you any other way? |
| 20:20 |
Someone should tell Mitt that if you want to show resolve and consistency, denying others equal rights isn't the stand. |
| 21:39 |
Still catching up on old @KevinPollak's Chat Show eps. Shocked to learn that Tara's dating Warren. Does Willow know about this? |
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2012-05-09
| 09:50 |
A beautiful sunny day. Perfect for getting my car serviced and walking home. |
| 12:57 |
Love these podcasters: @decoder_ring @ThrillingAdv @reduced @paulandstorm @hellobuglers @macosken @chrismarquardt What are your favorites? |
| 13:20 |
Black Repug Congresscritter quotes Confederate general in a speech. I can feel my brain snap shut. http://t.co/mZvmwpGc |
| 15:27 |
They say the most creative people in Hollywood are in the Accounting Dept. Guess publishing isn't much different. http://t.co/K7b17tsq |
| 15:42 |
@alwayscoffee You win? No, every guy who gets to see you in it, they win. |
| 15:44 |
@alwayscoffee Really? Usually I make them laugh out loud! |
| 17:35 |
This is great comment spam on my site: "amazing snap-shot! Did you change your shutter speed?" |
| 18:53 |
North Carolina had the chance to shame California by doing the right thing. They blew it. |
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2012-05-08
| 08:07 |
I'm now 72 hours away from gainful employment. Gonna take some getting used to. |
| 10:05 |
@alwayscoffee Really? Ball-whores? Why am I just learning this now? @VictoriaDahl |
| 14:52 |
RT @VictoriaDahl: Listening to all chicks all the time on iPod lately. I don't like boys this week. NONE OF YOU! [Boys are yucky.] |
| 15:46 |
Phony Fox & Friends corrections almost as ludicrous as the real thing. http://t.co/mIyX2FY9 |
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2012-05-07
2012-05-05
| 08:36 |
Via @reduced, the perfect #Shakespeare tee for Star Wars Day: http://t.co/dWq7fdgj #MayThe4thBeWithYou |
| 09:16 |
Remember that iPhone that caught fire on a flight in Oz last year? Turns out a botched repair was likely at fault. http://t.co/b2inooH5 |
| 10:10 |
Listen, credit card robocaller. How can this be my final courtesy call when you WON'T STOP CALLING? You even lie about your lies. |
| 20:11 |
At a Beatles tribute concert. How come they all have hair like Wolowitz? |
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2012-05-04
| 07:50 |
Today's lesson: when the truck arrives to service the port-a-potties, run! Run like the wind! |
| 12:05 |
@KimEtzel84 I follow @MythBusters and saw a tweet asking for volunteers. That's all it took. |
| 15:37 |
Thanks to @jamienotweet & @donttrythis for an amazing couple of days. If @mythbusters asks for volunteers again, I'll be on line. |
| 16:26 |
Have Kindle Fire & e-ink Kindle sales fallen apart? Sure looks that way. http://t.co/Xfybr02T |
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2012-05-03
| 08:31 |
Up at 5 to drive to Mare Island for @MythBusters experiment. Checked in & waiting for whatever's next. |
| 18:03 |
I survived Day 1 of my @MythBusters adventure. Day 2 awaits... |
| 18:06 |
New employer is putting my business card in. Guess it's official. Can paychecks (and Nikon D800 order) be far behind? |
| 20:38 |
Caught up with latest Red Panda episode from @Decoder_Ring while waiting for @MythBusters experiment to get going. Best way to spend a day. |
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2012-05-02
| 12:04 |
8am start tomorrow for my @MythBusters experiment. And it's a 2 hour drive from here. What *have* I done? |
| 15:06 |
RIM stages event at Sydney Apple Store in desperate grab for attention & relevance, fails at the latter. http://t.co/bcxvCLxx |
| 15:09 |
Funny. Saw a tweet that said what I wanted to say, realized it was mine. Shouldn't change my avatar; it only confuses me. |
| 17:17 |
@nprscottsimon Surely that's more elegant, brilliant, beautiful and cosmopolitan than asking "Who farted?", isn't it? |
| 17:20 |
"The incompleteness of the (new BlackBerry) phone only becomes apparent when it is switched on." (It can't make calls.) http://t.co/FEKjKgO9 |
| 20:25 |
Thanks to @KevinPollak's Chat Show, need to reconsider the musical Wicked. Saw it in SF & wasn't thrilled. They rewrote it right after that. |
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2012-05-01
| 18:42 |
Huh. It appears I'm employable after all. |
| 20:29 |
Has anyone ever made a pizza flavored snack food that actually tastes anything like pizza? |
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2012-04-30
| 08:10 |
Google: Android is open source, except when we say it isn't. http://t.co/Pjla7ZRS |
| 08:27 |
When the photographer becomes the photographee. Thanks, Craig! http://t.co/Itzqy8Oa |
| 08:29 |
@HappyTinfoilCat Sorry, but open is open. You can't declare open source and then hold it back when it's convenient. |
| 08:47 |
@HappyTinfoilCat It's more than config files. Google says differences between publicly available & what's on Nexus is nobody's business. |
| 09:04 |
@IsobelCarr But how could even a lesbian resist such virile masculinity? Besides, she's just waiting for the right one to turn her straight. |
| 09:04 |
@IsobelCarr And yes, I'm aware that that's total crap. |
| 09:35 |
Scratch an extreme moralist & you'll likely find a perv. (Santorum asks to photograph Lindsay, then lamely denies it.) http://t.co/Mp3hJTLU |
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2012-04-28
| 14:12 |
If Mitt wants to appeal to women, maybe hiring a misogynist asshole as his Constitutional advisor's not the best move. http://t.co/Z8JNUmZP |
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2012-04-27
| 16:28 |
My uncle played his age in golf. He was 80 at the time. Newt's unpopularity nearly reaches his age: 64.4% at 68. He's working at it. |
| 17:46 |
RT @pourmecoffee: Newt Gingrich's Secret Service ends tonight, Must hurt to lose someone you thought would be there for you. [*snort*] |
| 17:59 |
Those 31 GOP Senators who voted against reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act? Clearly they don't believe in a vengeful God. |
| 23:06 |
RT @LittleLeaguelol: New strip, everyone! http://t.co/YnrE4Y8L [Yay! Also, about time.] |
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2012-04-26
| 09:18 |
With Newt finally admitting defeat, does this mean more press coverage for Ron Paul. No. No, it most certainly doesn't. |
| 21:24 |
Enter to win your choice: a Nikon D800 or Canon 5D MK III from @viewbug & Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: http://t.co/SD84axen |
| 21:28 |
RT @liberalease: Fox vs. Reality >> http://t.co/ys9k4iIr [Facts, not Fox.] |
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2012-04-25
| 07:52 |
Fox News' Steve Doocy lies about his earlier lies, clarifies nothing except that he's a partisan hack. http://t.co/76DRp2az |
| 08:00 |
A sequel to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Sounds better than the original book. Wonder if I can get it on my iPhone... http://t.co/hMETPEES |
| 09:22 |
Consistency is a virtue, right? Consistently wrong, not so much. Pundit fantasies on GOP nominees: http://t.co/lWxnOhEG (I blame the drugs.) |
| 11:00 |
Just paid for my July cruise to Alaska. Guess that makes it real now, huh? State #50, I'm coming to see you. |
| 14:35 |
http://t.co/kb9NPyRu So now you know. |
| 14:53 |
Best product reviews EVER! http://t.co/u2Da0k4W |
| 18:15 |
Had one of those experiences that remind me of how much I hate going into Fry's. Not exactly bait & switch, but not far off. |
| 18:19 |
Installing a Wii has given me a headache. I blame Rachel and her Rock Band party. |
| 23:10 |
A little excitement at my friend's studio tonight. Someone amused himself by setting a dumpster on fire. Many thanks to the Santa Clara FD. |
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2012-04-24
| 14:35 |
Minnesota GOP: not just intellectually bankrupt, but also bankrupt bankrupt. http://t.co/wi43PXDU |
| 15:51 |
Dog: I could kill you but I don't want to. Cat: I want to kill you but I can't. http://t.co/8Z3pz1il via @ebertchicago |
| 16:06 |
Fox's Steve Doocy to clarify Obama quote. What's to clarify? Doocy made it up. He lied. He's a lying liar. http://t.co/v2UhyGFL |
| 16:14 |
Watching the latest episode of @KevinPollak's Chat Show. http://t.co/R2FY5Pa9 My Larry King game didn't win, but they read my email. Cool. |
| 18:05 |
Wow. Email error sends termination notices to an entire company. Now that's comedy! http://t.co/RUIxEG6V |
| 20:11 |
Highlights Magazine has been screwing with children's heads for decades. No wonder we're so completely fucked up! http://t.co/80os7MCA |
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2012-04-23
| 18:45 |
After we're done with Texas, can we get Florida to secede next? WTF doesn't begin to cover it. http://t.co/gLOA6HOl |
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2012-04-22
| 08:10 |
Funny Amazon. Customers who viewed http://t.co/fsE9tQqQ also viewed http://t.co/Vzg4iIb1 |
| 09:49 |
TiVo set to record new @PFTompkins special tonight on Comedy Central. Funny guy, and one of the nicest people I've ever met. |
| 18:04 |
Today was a fine day to drive up to Napa. At least I assume it was, since everybody else had the same damn idea. |
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2012-04-21
| 07:29 |
A happy birthday to @GeorgeTakei. Thanks for the lessons both in dignity and in not taking yourself too seriously. |
| 10:55 |
@VictoriaDahl Radiant? Do they glow in the dark or something? |
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2012-04-20
| 09:11 |
RT @alwayscoffee: Guys, is a Magic 8 ball still an acceptable decision-making tool? I'm, uh, asking for a friend. [Reply hazy, ask again.] |
| 09:12 |
In a haze this morning. Saw Spamalot with friends last night in SF, followed by late ice cream attack. Good judgment in short supply. |
| 09:37 |
An interesting and distressing history of so-called truth drugs. Movies make this stuff seem so simple and true. http://t.co/FbpAJu1E |
| 10:44 |
Call to my cell with no message turns out to be political survey/cruise deal. Found whole thread on this scam by Googling phone number. |
| 20:30 |
@AnneWheaton Koalas are so unreal, aren't they? Cuter than any creature has a right to be. |
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2012-04-19
| 11:26 |
Just got my ticket for Weird @AlYankovic at Mountain Winery this August. Row B! |
| 14:02 |
RT @SammLevine: CASEY KASEM WINS!! CASEY KASEM WINS!! #RIPDickClark [Too soon, Samm.] |
| 16:35 |
Something Fierce by @mariancall is available on Amazon: http://t.co/zZmIAdxr Have it. Love it. (A lot.) |
| 16:39 |
I remember hearing the Chipmunks on American Bandstand. When would that have been? 1959? Thanks, Mr. Clark. |
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2012-04-18
| 10:20 |
@VictoriaDahl Tell her being her first puts all kinds of pressure on a guy. And not just the good kind. |
| 12:02 |
Ann Romney is delusional, which no doubt helps in her marriage to Mitt. http://t.co/61SZbkrQ |
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2012-04-17
| 08:43 |
@CarolynCrane Yes, it's bad. And whatever you do, don't use a spray bottle on your screen. (I'm assuming it's an LCD. If not, ignore me.) |
| 10:38 |
@hellobuglers Your suffering for your art puns is nothing compared to ours. Truly execrable. |
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2012-04-16
| 21:20 |
@wilw So envious. Gold Coast is one place in Oz I haven't been. |
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