Disorderly Content

2011-04-30

Friday's Tweets

07:55 @cartalk Even though Beefeaters lose their stony expressions, and their lunch, whever they hear us say it #ThisisNPR #RoyalWedding
10:47 @JustaSunGod There's an ointment that'll clear that right up.
12:47 RT @acedtect: My hope is that all this attention on the royal wedding will make bald spots on men super hot. [Ahh, if only.]
13:53 If Apple wanted to send Android owners racing to the iPhone, they couldn't come up with anything better than Airpush. http://bit.ly/isywKa
14:13 I understand about product placement, but does @BonesOnFox have to be so damn obvious about it? Take your self-parking Prius and go.
15:49 So it appears push advertising on your phone just may be the worst idea ever. http://bit.ly/mCxzXs
16:23 Existential Star Wars? It's like Lucas had something to say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-uQWNd540I
17:06 Just got a fundraising call from Planned Parenthood. I owe the Right a lot for showing me the value PP provides. So now I'm a monthly donor.

2011-04-29

Thursday's Tweets

08:09 Onion: "Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He's Not A Festering Pile Of Shit." It's funny 'cuz it's true. http://onion.com/iB61cq
08:18 @scapersuse Did you hear the clip on @TheDailyShow of how Trump would tell OPEC to knock it off? He puts the fun in dysfunctional.
08:40 Great piece explaining how the iPhone et alia use cell towers & WiFi to speed up GPS lock-on. http://bit.ly/jE94j9 via @TheMacalope
11:27 Turns out iPhones don't track individual users. But Google's Android? That's a horse of a different color. http://bit.ly/l8KvmD
13:37 What an incredible underachiever Obama was in school! (Be sure to read to the end.) http://bit.ly/mkzSsR
21:10 Sexy church signs. Hee! http://some.ly/dIehHg

2011-04-28

Wednesday's Tweets

05:55 Fun to watch Android fans hating themselves over loving the iPad. I'm with them, aside from the loving Android thing. http://bit.ly/heYpJA
06:15 A leopard doesn't change its spots, nor a skunk its stink. Barnes & Noble outs MSFT on eReaders. http://bit.ly/fPI5Uw
06:42 A friend once described a college classmate of ours as having bad breath of the soul. That phrase applies equally well to Donald Trump.
09:01 @cartalk Your cupholders are leaking fluid. That's gonna cost. #gottamaketheboatpayment
09:05 RT @Alyssa_Milano: Let's do this! I WILL MATCH EVERY DOLLAR you donate until we reach our goal for LF➛ http://bit.ly/h0NFzL [I just did.]
09:08 Let's be honest. This is all about the Right's unvoiced accusation of Governing While Black. http://wapo.st/gogGRo
09:09 @jennakimjones Of course he is. It's not like Trump will have a good hair day of his own!
09:35 Would it surprise anyone to learn that Orly Taitz's birth certificate lists her race as "asshat"? http://bit.ly/jEcc9J
13:42 Finished @VictoriaDahl audiobook & on to Bill Bryson's latest. Fascinating, but not nearly so arousing. Yeah, I know: TMI.
13:45 RT @ToryBelleci: Wow! What a welcoming. You guys are awesome. I'm gonna have to blow something up in honor of everyone. [That's all we ask.]
14:07 @daynal It's free admission to the Smithsonian. You pay for IMAX and the like, but not to get into the various museums.
14:11 @daynal Google is your friend: http://www.si.edu/visit/
14:13 @JustaSunGod What exactly *is* the way to much fun?
14:13 @daynal They pay you?
14:14 @JustaSunGod Not second star to the right & straight on till morning?
19:05 Paul Revere & The Riders #bandsmissingaletter
21:57 Did @Mythbusters really invoke MIlton the Monster? They surely did.

2011-04-27

Tuesday's Tweets

06:27 The Internet says no more typewriters. http://bit.ly/dMqNaO The Internet says it's not true. http://gaw.kr/fILVUr I believe the Internet.
08:05 @billprady And apparently not true: http://gawker.com/#!5795649/relax-theyre-still-making-typewriters
14:27 Hey, @reduced! How about calling the Xmas show "The Jolly Fat Man - Reduced"? Bet you could get Gold's Gym to sponsor!
15:04 @paisano, I think you're being unfair to @ebertchicago. I'm glad he shares as much as he does here, & don't expect him to hang on my words.
18:41 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Glamour Photography http://meetu.ps/RmT

2011-04-26

Monday's Tweets

09:40 Atlas Shrugged, and so did the audience. The Free Market votes with its dollars. http://bit.ly/h8qjuE
10:27 @VictoriaDahl I'd agree. Those women are so desperate to look young, they end up looking older. And more desperate.
10:41 WI Gov Walker would have much easier time governing if not for all those darn recalls. http://bit.ly/fqrfHg
11:00 At least they're consistent. TX GOP try to cut funds to volunteer firefighters by 75% during devastating fire season. http://bit.ly/eUuAGn
11:02 Pop Photo magazine gets smart, includes sample content in free iPad app. So now I'm a subscriber. See how that works?
12:00 Fun stuff at @SJRep this summer: @Reduced World of Sports & One Man Star Wars. Got my tickets! http://goo.gl/fb/3MYOg
13:37 Practice makes perfect for @ebertchicago & the New Yorker Caption Contest. It's good to have skills. http://nyr.kr/dKj2rj
15:26 @nicoleisbetter You should! And then you should let me photograph you in it. It's a win-win!
18:24 So cool. A Leica camera that mates with an iPhone 4. If only... http://engt.co/hGZp4g
20:15 In the dotcom bubble, execs raided pension funds & replaced them with junk bonds to pay their obligations. The bubble burst & retirees lost.
20:17 Louisiana Gov Jindal either doesn't remember the dotcom lesson or doesn't give a shit. Which makes him the poster child for GOP arrogance.

2011-04-25

Sunday's Tweets

05:59 Happy Easter to the believers among you. Did Jesus see his shadow or what?
09:03 I got 27 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:02 Why not make foster kids wear a scarlet F as long as you're at it? http://is.gd/4vDqXE
15:00 RT @macosken: 13 Disturbingly Evil Easter Bunnies. I would say "enjoy," but I'm not sure that's right. http://bit.ly/hPuMkf [Ewwww!]

2011-04-24

Saturday's Tweets

12:59 Having a seafood lunch and enjoying the view of Pismo Beach. Life sucks sometimes.
15:51 Finished audiobook of Hopscotch by Brian Garfield. Movie's a comedy, the book isn't. Both compelling; similar but not remotely the same.

2011-04-23

Friday's Tweets

06:37 RT @joshtpm: My iPhone told me i don't get out enuf to make it worth its while to track me #snubbedbymyiphone [That's gotta hurt.]
08:40 Koran-burning pastor shoots innocent car, claims self defense. Or was the car a Sharia practitioner? http://bit.ly/fmkDWt
08:47 Senator John Kyl edits Congressional Record to unsay his lie about Planned Parenthood. Orwell would approve. http://huff.to/g0sKIW
09:00 Farscape Season 1 matte paintings via Exec Producer @froonium. Reminds me how much I miss the show. *snif* http://bit.ly/eazWmi
09:04 I got 30 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:56 Does the Left have to match the insane truth-starved ranting of the Right to succeed? Cheese, I hope not. http://wapo.st/ft0ttL
16:30 Dealing with a confused desk clerk. Tried to charge me 20% more than my reservation said. He believes my confirmation, but still puzzled.

2011-04-22

Thursday's Tweets

09:03 I got 32 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:46 Is there no honor in publishing? Sure looks that way. (Scandal ahoy!) http://bit.ly/dPDtYh

2011-04-21

Wednesday's Tweets

09:09 I got 37 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:03 RT @shelbyfero: "Danger" is my middle name! My parents are assholes. [Could be worse. Trust me on this.]
21:51 Scary. Upgraded Blu-Ray player's firmware & had no picture. Power cycled TV to get things back. What do people with no debugging skills do?
22:13 I checked out the location data in my iPhone. Looks like cell tower locations to me too. http://bit.ly/f0e1fy via @counternotions

2011-04-20

Tuesday's Tweets

10:44 Is the GOP being hoist with its own birther petard? @adamserwer thinks so. http://wapo.st/hZxp1c
17:34 @paulandstorm Not hardly. Cartman may eventually grow out of his assholiness. Scott Adams is what he is.
17:36 Goodbye, Sarah Jane, one of my many youthful crushes.
18:02 RT @ebertchicago: Scott Adams says he has a "certified genius IQ." I'm too smart to ever make a claim like that. [I'm not. But I'm trying.]
18:11 Wired: "Biggest Spider Fossil Ever Found" post has a big photo of Donald Trump. Now that's comedy!
18:24 I so wish I believed in Lotto Nation, @KeithOlbermann. I like the American Dream, but not pure fantasy. http://bit.ly/fAD2IM

2011-04-19

Monday's Tweets

08:14 If the Rebel Alliance had PowerPoint, or why I love @paulandstorm: http://www.paulandstorm.com/longer-thoughts/death-star-2-0/
08:17 Racist Repugs in Orange County, California? I'm shocked, shocked! http://bit.ly/i8zmVj
09:05 I got 21 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:09 Reading Lies My Teacher Told Me on my iPad. Did you know Woodrow Wilson was racist scum? I didn't. So much to learn. http://amzn.to/exCndS
09:47 I'm going to a Meetup with Digital Photography Society of Santa Cruz http://meetu.ps/SFsz
10:46 @paulandstorm Kant Buy Me Love #philosophymovies
11:15 Enjoying reading Shit (Stephen) Harper Did, because I like knowing other people's leaders suck too. http://shitharperdid.ca.nyud.net/
12:01 I thought Scott Adams was a clueless idiot, but I had no idea just how clueless an idiot he is. The mind boggles. http://bit.ly/gUzXph

2011-04-18

Sunday's Tweets

07:19 Pulled a muscle in my back. Not immobilized, but not exactly comfortable either. Gonna be a long day.
10:17 RT @ebertchicago: Who would win in a battle between Batman and Harry Potter? http://aol.it/i7lCkF [Fun stuff, well considered.]
12:59 RT @counternotions: What happens when Photoshop Content-Aware Fill replaces the lady in the Mona Lisa? http://bit.ly/hYgbKN [Weird.]
15:50 If Apple releases a TV, I'm gonna be pissed. Just replaced mine. A new Apple TV, on the other hand... http://bit.ly/dQHzLj

2011-04-17

Saturday's Tweets

11:53 Doing battle setting up a new receiver. This shouldn't be that hard. But it is, not least because it's a little too tall for my shelf.
15:59 I have won out against my new receiver, aside from it not fitting into the cabinet (yet), and not bothering to connect cassette or VCR.
19:55 @jennakimjones I'll pretend to have missed you if you'll pretend to care, m'kay?
21:02 So Jesse Jackson rags on the iPad because of all those Barnes & Noble jobs we lose to China. Howl at the tides for all the good it'll do.

2011-04-16

Friday's Tweets

07:28 I don't think they liked it. Reviewers give Atlas Shrugged a perfect Rotten Tomatoes score: 0% positive. http://huff.to/h5Rsjr
08:45 Stunning. Only 38% of Repugs would support an anti-birther. Polling places need to require a test for shitheadedness. http://bit.ly/hC0rHt
09:45 So proud of the Dems. By voting "present", they let House Repugs hoist themselves on their own petard. http://bit.ly/dW9SDK
10:11 Pat Buchanan says Trump's no racist, and what higher praise is there than that? http://tpm.ly/ekqy6m
19:05 This is the best review of Atlas Shrugged there could ever be. http://on.io9.com/gTi0tc

2011-04-15

Thursday's Tweets

15:14 If cell phones cause cancer, why are rates of associated cancer decreasing as cell phone use increases? http://bit.ly/fBKOfY
15:15 @billprady So what have we learned? MobileMe is awful, and everything else is much worse.
15:46 "There are people who take Ayn Rand even more seriously than comic-book fans take 'Watchmen.'" - @ebertchicago http://bit.ly/hMsrB5
19:56 I guess Obama 2012 has really begun. Got my first fundraising call this evening.

2011-04-14

Wednesday's Tweets

07:17 Damn MSFT. Told me to download 200MB update to Office 2008, which it now refuses to install. Points me to website, which has no answers.
09:08 I got 28 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:54 A bulletproof clipboard, for staff meetings that get seriously out of hand. http://j.mp/hMtReb
10:20 I know it's juvenile & wrong, but I can't help laughing. http://bit.ly/ejnHOd
10:58 Sitting in a staff meeting listening to torrential rain. Finally, something interesting.
12:11 RT @paulandstorm: [S] Politico headline: "GOP Not Sold On Obama Speech. In other news: "Dog Doesn't Want Bath". [Yeah, I'm shocked too.]
12:19 If you liked this: http://bit.ly/ejnHOd, how can you not enjoy this? http://on.io9.com/fzbTKr
13:34 @cartalk Even though auto mechanics everywhere claim instead to be ambulance-chasing lawyers every time we say it, #ThisIsNPR
13:42 I love my job. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
14:15 I'm going to a Meetup with Palo Alto Champagne and Wine Meetup Group http://meetu.ps/RTLM
16:00 A CEO Asks ‘What Have Unions Ever Done For Us?’ | MoveOn.Org http://t.co/UZbgYOj via @AddThis
21:14 Watching @StephenAtHome apply Ben & Jerry's ice cream to a woman's armpit. Truly a new low in tasty, I mean tasteless television.

2011-04-13

Tuesday's Tweets

11:16 RT @StephenAtHome: Jon Kyl has a shrine to Scooter from the Muppet Show. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement [Then again, who doesn't?]
20:36 @tartqueen Didn't we already elect somebody like that? Twice?

2011-04-12

Monday's Tweets

08:15 Photography truth from What The Duck: http://www.wtduck.com/strip/1207
09:08 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:29 @reduced I'd be interested in ebooks, although getting them autographed might be a problem.
10:01 @reduced It depends. Do you want to be an impulse purchase (price low) or protect paper sales? If the former, no more than $5.
10:11 RT @paulandstorm: [S] A Field Guide to Sidekick Pets http://bit.ly/eBny1R [Admirable Web geekitude.]
13:52 Weird. Today I got email & text message from AT&T that my Microcell has been activated. But that happened month ago. Weird, huh?
14:17 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/RwTK
15:10 @annvosspeterson Depends on whether the tax doing will lead to a payment or a refund.
16:44 Christopher Hitchens critiques the 10 Commandments and offers a better, more rational, more compassionate set. http://bit.ly/h4DWNb
22:04 There's nothing funnier than watching Stephen Colbert laugh himself silly trying to deliver Republican talking points a la Fox News.

2011-04-10

Saturday's Tweets

08:55 Repug Senator John Kyl wants you to know his remarks about Planned Parenthood were "not intended to be factual". http://huff.to/gJEih1
09:05 I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
15:16 Just finished listening to @SteveMartinToGo read his book Born Standing Up. A fine serious work about a seriously interesting life.
15:18 Now listening to audiobook of Talk Me Down by @VictoriaDahl. Is it a problem that I know how it turns out, having heard the 2nd book 1st?
20:31 TiVo guide has the 1940 Pride & Prejudice on E. Instead of Greer Garson we get Keira Knightly. What a mistake to make.
21:09 Took a little drive out to San Luis Reservoir on a particularly pretty day. Or was it Photoshop? http://flic.kr/p/9xg6Nx
21:16 @cabri Much as I like Photoshop, I'd rather enhance the reality I find than fake it. But others may choose otherwise.
21:27 @cabri I try to get it as good as I can in camera, and then fix in the image what I can't change in life. Getting better at PS all the time.
22:10 Ah, serendipity. Googling for Red Rock Canyon near Vegas I discovered a small Red Rock Canyon near Mojave in California. Must visit one day.

2011-04-09

Friday's Tweets

07:09 David Mamet's Lost Masterpieces of Porn: http://bit.ly/eg2mfM Something tells me this isn't authentic.
07:14 It's not often I feel prescient, but getting my taxes done (& refund received) early was an excellent plan in retrospect.
09:07 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:35 Would Best Buy use iPad 2 as bait in Bait & Switch for other tablets? (Is water wet?) http://fun.ly/eq1o
10:09 Leadership is about right decisions when things go wrong. Southwest is a leader in more ways than I knew. http://on.wsj.com/gloal4
10:44 "Fuck You. Pay me." Good advice on dealing with clients. http://vimeo.com/22053820 (Via daringfireball.net)
11:36 Audiophile gear maker has a Schiitty name but the best FAQ I've read in a while. http://schiit.com/schiit-faq/general-questions/
15:34 @mariancall I'd say sell it as a double album. If that's the way you envisioned it, that's how we should buy it.

2011-04-08

Thursday's Tweets

09:08 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:18 I never owned an Atari 2600, but now I have a ton of 2600 & arcade games on my iPad & iPhone. Geek nirvana thanks to Atari's Greatest Hits!
15:26 Today at work I spoke truth to power. Felt good, and I'm still employed. We'll see if it does more than feel good.

2011-04-07

Wednesday's Tweets

08:27 Listening to tech demo at work. Want to die. Or kill. That would work too.
09:42 Farmers vs. miners, or how the financial markets distort software and every other kind of company. http://tinyurl.com/3hn76ph
20:00 If you haven't seen the trailer for When Harry Met Sally 2, watch it. Now. I'll wait. http://bit.ly/hJ4bfe (You're welcome.)
20:08 Just planned a road trip to Crater Lake for July. After two previous attempts, maybe this time I'll actually see the lake!
21:54 @counternotions What about Harry Chapin's Taxi? That had a sequel.
21:55 Oh, @MythBusters! How I have missed you!
21:59 @counternotions And Snoopy vs. The Red Baron had a couple of sequels.

2011-04-06

Tuesday's Tweets

08:25 Mike Huckabee, defender of transparent government, destroyed all 12 years of his records as AR governor. Paranoid much? http://bit.ly/fNSq9n
10:13 Article in OSNews repeats the now discredited tale of the Osborne Effect. OSNews: http://bit.ly/i3jHDK Rebuttal: http://bit.ly/e041Ho
12:16 Huh. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University got more Federal money last year than NPR. Bigotry beats balance, I guess. http://bit.ly/ffhqyd
14:18 Hey, @SJRep! Answer your damn phone!
14:25 Finally got through! Bought my ticket for @reduced Sports at @SJRep in June. Umm, just how risky is it to be in the front row for this one?
14:26 Also bought a ticket for One Man Star Wars in July, also at @SJRep. With that title, how could I not?
21:28 HD video. DVD or Blu-Ray. 2GB memory. It's... a Commodore 64? http://bit.ly/gn3wm4

2011-04-05

Monday's Tweets

08:37 Realization from my last visit: I don't particularly like Las Vegas. Storm of @paulandstorm says it better (& longer): http://bit.ly/fAKUkA
08:42 Pigasus Awards are proof that Barnum's "sucker born every minute" lowballed the stats. http://bit.ly/hgG8pO (via @fpaulwilson)
09:40 I just learned my manager is being replaced. I greet the news with mixed emotions: mostly a mix of relief and hope.
13:17 This is what they call Truth in Advertising: http://www.definitionofhell.com/

2011-04-04

Sunday's Tweets

06:42 I briefly considered buying a ticket for the Charlie Sheen #winning tour when it got to SF. But sanity prevailed, as it occasionally does.
16:18 An iPad stand for those too retro to use an iPad: http://bit.ly/fTLqYK

2011-04-03

Saturday's Tweets

09:05 I got 3 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2011-04-02

Friday's Tweets

07:13 LinkedIn getting into the April 1st spirit? http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=111267017&authType=name&authToken=lzJp&trk=nmp_pymk_name
07:29 Considering how much money I've given Apple, I should get one of these gratis: http://bit.ly/evG124
07:46 A bumper crop of new goodies at @thinkgeek. Good thing today's payday. http://www.thinkgeek.com/?cpg=tw
11:11 My office phone just rang for the first time in months. It was a wrong number.
11:34 Hey, Everybody! You need to Google "helvetica" right now! You're welcome! (Thanks to @thinkgeek.)
13:22 Worth reading for what it says about German Customs & animal rights activists. @thinkgeek http://j.mp/hiOYAg
14:43 @ActuallyNPH Whew! You had me going for a second. Your fake sincerity is remarkably realistic.
16:57 Click To Flash for Safari has my favorite April Fools gag. Guess what happens when you click. http://plixi.com/p/88724244
19:40 In SF for Brazilian BBQ with my photo gang. I'm way too early as usual.

2011-04-01

Thursday's Tweets

06:00 This is fascinating. Google taking control of Android, closing off their supposed Open Source platform. http://engt.co/fIKVAt
06:05 MSFT files antitrust complaint against GOOG. Also, pot calls kettle black. Hey, Alanis! Isn't *that* ironic? http://engt.co/fIKVAt
08:24 Report: Sharia isn't anti-American. (But being a bigot & an idiot surely is.) http://wapo.st/gm7J3t
10:10 WI Repugs finally acknowledge that courts matter, comply with judge's order blocking anti-union law. http://bit.ly/eiT3xU
10:19 Google channels Nixon's henchman Colson: "If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." http://buswk.co/ftIFMw
11:01 With Repugs, the jokes just write themselves. http://bit.ly/hM2q6h
11:45 Bill O'Reilly accuses Donald Trump of making shit up to get attention. When did BO'R(e) become the reasonable one? http://aol.it/fOjfcb
15:15 Open Source phone software? What could go wrong? Oh, I guess Google could. http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/03/31/welcome-to-android
17:03 WTF happened to spring? Around here we've leaped from an admittedly mild winter straight to summer.
21:32 Suddenly I want a kitty. http://youtu.be/ZzW591z4MQk