Disorderly Content

2010-12-31

Thursday's Tweets

07:13 Car covered in snow this morning. Gonna be an interesting drive out of Arizona and into California.
09:51 Last night I was attacked by a tumbleweed. This morning my gas filler door was frozen shut. Fun times.
09:52 Back in California. Lunch in Barstow, dinner in Tehachapi.
10:51 Brief stop at Amboy Crater. Will look it up on Wikipedia to find out what I just saw.
12:17 Hey! You know that hour I lost in Bullhead City? It was waiting for me in Laughlin. Funny it's always in the last place you look.
14:58 Just arrived in Tehachapi, where the streets are sheets of ice and the intersections are freezing rivers. But at least the sky's blue.
20:36 Walked 4 blocks each way in 27F, icy streets & wind to dinner. Why, you may ask. Maybe to remind myself why I don't live in the snow belt.

2010-12-30

Wednesday's Tweets

06:55 Light snow in Prescott. Looks like I'm leaving just in time. Shouldn't be a problem at the lower elevations, or so I hope.
09:27 Snow! http://plixi.com/p/66436200
14:14 Back in Kingman, AZ after a rather wet drive along Route 66. Stopped at a microdistillery for a tasting of vodka & rum. A lucky find.
16:17 Destroy my illusions, why don'tcha? Model for Liesl never had a boyfriend at 16 going on 17, Nazi or otherwise. http://bit.ly/fufyK8
18:28 Trying an Italian restaurant tonight. Hoping the food's better than their vocalist. I fear it won't be.
19:06 @scapersuse I think it's the lack of distractions.
19:08 @scapersuse See, if I were there, I'd be busily trying to distract you!
19:36 Flipping channels in the hotel, I accidentally stopped for a moment on Sarah Palin's Alaska. Make the pain go away...

2010-12-29

Tuesday's Tweets

09:05 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:11 Google Maps sent me on a wild goose chase through a state park. Fuck you very much, Google.
15:20 In case you're keeping track, I arrived in Prescott, AZ today after a wander along Route 66 from Kingman to Seligman. Time to turn for home.
18:32 Not my day. Car & Google agree on location of interesting restaurant. But it was nowhere to be found. Drowning my sorrows in a Bloody Mary.

2010-12-28

Monday's Tweets

06:04 Proof @Molly23 is a genius, as if that were in question: Doctor Who matryoshka dolls: http://twitpic.com/3k3tdx Want. Want so much.
15:25 Calling Jon Stewart a comedian ignores his impact. There's a reason we take him more seriously than real newspeople. http://nyti.ms/gQgpAq
15:25 Seem to have lost an hour somewhere between California & Arizona. But if it has to happen, Bullhead City's a good place to lose it.
15:26 BTW, Baghdad Cafe is still on Route 66 and claims to be open. Just so you know. And you're welcome.
17:01 Beautiful light show as the sunset turned the desert hills pink. Sadly, by the time I found a good vantage point the show was over.
18:32 Trying a local Mexican restaurant. Waitress took my menu before taking my order. What, she thinks I can remember what I want?

2010-12-27

Sunday's Tweets

09:42 Road trippin', across the universe... Today's destination: Palmdale, CA. Then I turn east.
14:44 Arrived in Palmdale. Weather & traffic cooperated, and there's an Original Tommy's near the hotel. Life is good. Just don't get downwind.
17:23 Silicon Valley Christmas: giving Flip Video, getting Lightroom & Photoshop. Oh, the joys of employee discounts.

2010-12-26

Saturday's Tweets

08:14 Tennessee officials put ACLU on list of terrorist groups. What list do TN officials belong on? http://bit.ly/fz9tX3
11:03 RT @chrismarquardt: Erm.. the things you can develop film in ... *cough* http://tfttf.com/9g [Could've gone a lifetime not knowing that.]
11:44 @paulandstorm [P] Too! Much! Kitteh!
11:55 All packed for my road trip tomorrow. Wonder what I've forgotten...
14:02 Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas! http://bit.ly/hEYiH6 (Wil, you're one weird dude.)
21:48 Back from Christmas dinner. Good food, good wine, good company, good presents. Generally a good time.

2010-12-25

Friday's Tweets

06:59 McDonald's register: Have a bagel. McDonald's menu: Sorry, we don't do those any more. McDonald's customer: Augghhh!
07:01 Found very good Thai food in Napa last night. Appetizer platter a little schizo: Thai mixed with Japanese, Vietnamese & Indian. But yummy!
08:10 Checked out of the hotel. Breakfast now, followed by a search for photogenic hills to shoot with my new wide angle lens.
08:12 BTW, I had no idea my car has heated mirrors Came in handy on this frosty Napa morning!
08:38 Hot air on a frosty Napa morning. http://plixi.com/p/65118660
12:02 Via @gruber, the best response to a customer complaint ever. Read the complaint, then the response. http://deadsp.in/gBOFRo
19:14 Back from Christmas Eve with friends. Nice to visit a house full of kids, and nice when they leave. So peaceful...
19:14 @JustaSunGod TMI, Lee. Much TMI.
20:29 @paulandstorm We minions are made of stronger stuff. You won't shed us that easily. Live-tweet away! (There are *other* versions?)
20:51 @paulandstorm [P] Don't you mean he plays young Jacob Marley? That's what IMDB says anyway.
20:59 Paul of @paulandstorm is live-tweeting Scrooge. Search #1951XmasCarol and enjoy the snark.
22:17 Do people really buy colorized $2 bills for $10? Are Americans really that stupid? Oh, forget I asked that.

2010-12-24

Thursday's Tweets

12:54 Fog on the way to Wine Country, but blue skies on my arrival.
12:55 Extra points for Tra Vigne in St.Helena: classic rock instead of Christmas music. And the food's good too!
18:12 Back from Roederer Estates with a couple of bottles of bubbly. Now in my room at the cutest Best Western ever. And no, that's not sarcasm.

2010-12-23

Wednesday's Tweets

08:16 Washington Post's for-profit university scams & screws its students. http://huff.to/fEZjdm
08:20 xkcd's etailer blackmail works on @ThinkGeek! http://j.mp/hs5VV1 Coupon code SUMMEROF1987 gets a discount. Life imitates art once again!
08:50 @KobeATL Sorry to hear that, Kobe. How bad's the news?
12:29 @meatflag I switched over to Echofon. Much better than Tweetie-that-was.
20:30 @mariancall Is it the penguins?

2010-12-22

Tuesday's Tweets

08:22 Shocker: Senate Repugs obstructing START treaty works against them. Snatching defeat from jaws of victory yet again. http://wapo.st/gcChUu
09:08 I got 56 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:35 Haley Barbour calls Citizens Councils & segregation indefensible. Wait, wasn't he the one out there defending them? http://wapo.st/hmnX6O
12:56 There's something worse than Christmas music. That would be country Christmas music. Ick.
13:24 Okay, landscapes, you're on notice: I have a 10-24mm and I'm not afraid to use it! Well, maybe a little bit afraid.
13:39 Gotta love this: you can kill a Kindle by putting a leather case around it. Who'd a guessed? http://bit.ly/eSjhcD
14:04 RT @gruber: RSS feed scraper of the day: http://t.co/xrLhj93 [Gotta take care of your colons.]
14:35 The horror! The horror! (Happy Holidays on Vimeo) http://vimeo.com/17985665
20:48 One of the lost commandments was "Thou shalt worship no other beard than @wilw's". #LegendsOfWilsBeard

2010-12-21

Monday's Tweets

08:21 Nobody does snark half as well as @ebertchicago. Nobody. http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/12/in_the_meadow_we_can_review_a.html
08:39 Dramatic overcast skies this morning to go with light traffic. It's all those Solstice holidaymakers talking off work, I guess.
08:44 Shocking! UK Researcher finds statistical correlation between cell towers & birth rate! http://bit.ly/gF48er
08:54 Whatever good John McCain may have done, he'll likely be remembered as a bigoted asshole like George Wallace. http://bit.ly/gkKe6P
09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:38 @reduced I've always thought it more appropriate to step in a poodle.
10:42 See, Alanis? This is irony! http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/16000-diamondbacks-fans-killed-on-complimentary-ra,18061/
10:55 Help @microstockgroup donate to a good cause: http://www.charitywater.org Every retweet generates $1 donation. #tweetwater.
11:38 Sarah Palin defends our God-given right to fuck up our lives. http://huff.to/ejyu00
17:45 I’m a squint! There’s not a piece of bone that doesn’t spark my imagination. Are you a squint? Find out: http://bit.ly/arIyle #BONES

2010-12-20

Sunday's Tweets

09:28 Earthquake!
09:37 Just a little one: 3.1. But very close: only 3 miles from me.
13:48 Yesterday's lesson: do not use SDHC+adapter in place of Compact Flash in your camera. Bad things can happen. Bad things *did* happen.
18:42 @billprady Don't be so sure. At a tango concert in Buenos Aires, guess what they performed! Complete with Evita wannabe!

2010-12-19

Saturday's Tweets

10:35 Terrible traffic on 880. Might have had something to do with that 2 lane closure south of Oakland.
19:27 When @simonhelberg @jocelyntowne & @jasonritter make their movie, I'll be an associate producer. How about you? http://kck.st/edR7h3

2010-12-18

Friday's Tweets

06:48 RT @joshtpm: New Study shows Fox News viewers the most uninformed in the country #noshit http://tpm.ly/eTW5lH [Bet they don't know this.]
09:06 I got 27 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:50 Word Lens may be the coolest iPhone app yet. Sure could have used this in my world traveler days. http://j.mp/i6ubgX
11:28 Oh, @ThinkGeek, how I love you. Even when you creep me out. http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hoodies/e5a1/
12:22 RT @thinkgeek: @disorderly *stares directly into your soul, creepily* [Now *that's* not creepy. Not at all.]

2010-12-17

Thursday's Tweets

08:43 Publisher Houghton Mifflin screws photographers, shows contempt for the law. How'd they feel if their work was stolen? http://bit.ly/g0kGr1
09:07 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
20:01 Yahoo to shut down AltaVista. I'm shocked! I had no idea AltaVista hadn't died years ago!

2010-12-16

Wednesday's Tweets

09:07 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:15 RT @ebertchicago: The lyrics are all names of movie directors. Listen closely. "The Akira Kurosawa Song." (rt) http://j.mp/dVKFe4 [Cool!]
11:17 Moving day? Didn't I just get here? http://plixi.com/p/63145307

2010-12-15

Tuesday's Tweets

06:42 @paulandstorm Shitty Movie Dartboard is the name of my John Williams cover band. Hey, you suggested it!
06:47 Very little sleep last night. Need to stop eating like I was still in college. Indiana Jones was wrong; it's the years *and* the miles.
12:16 RT @JonahNRO Hey, if the doc about to crack my chest was a Pakistani, I might condemn the war too [And we wonder why Jews are persecuted.]
14:06 Just had a reminder of how little it takes to *really* *piss* *me* *off*.
14:11 @JustaSunGod Nope, that won't do it.
15:38 Great programming quotes. #44 explains why the iPhone was such a revelation. http://bit.ly/gzEDWs
21:27 An iPhone meat thermometer. With Bluetooth. Truly, we live in remarkable times. http://engt.co/f8gfGY

2010-12-14

Monday's Tweets

09:23 A Christmas carol for our paranoid times: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. (Well, he *is*.)
11:27 Judge who ruled Health Care law unconstitutional has big stake in anti-HCR GOP consulting firm. Yeah, I'm shocked. http://gaw.kr/gjo0oN
18:02 MSFT will challenge the iPad by shoehorning desktop Windows 7 into a tablet. Didn't they try something like this before?
19:36 @VictoriaDahl You have an internal *dialogue*? How many of you are in there?

2010-12-13

Sunday's Tweets

07:28 So gray in Sacramento. @joelmchale very funny last night. Breakfast now, then pick up model for our shoot. Gonna be a good day.
13:54 Done shooting Kaitlin, so now I'm on my way back to the Bay Area. Still gray. I'd be depressed if I hadn't had such a nice weekend.
17:28 Phony product boxes to hide your true gift intentions. Surprised they aren't real. http://www.prankpack.com/ (Via @CarolynCrane)

2010-12-12

Saturday's Tweets

06:23 Meet & greet at local studio last night. A little shooting, a little photo talk. And the place is *huge*. Hope I get to shoot there again.
11:20 On my way to Sacramento. @joelmchale tonight, photo shoot tomorrow.
13:59 Glad I didn't plan any scenic photography today. Haven't seen this much gray since winter in Iowa.
18:09 A little sushi before the show. Sacramento's a pretty happening place on a Saturday night. Or is it just this Saturday night?
19:09 Row G for @joelmchale. No problem seeing him at this distance.
19:30 Oh boy! @jonathancoulton & @paulandstorm are coming to SF in January! Already have my ticket. So excited!
19:50 "Using the BlackBerry Torch is like being trapped in a real-life version of "Waiting for Godot."" http://bit.ly/cQmDK6

2010-12-11

Friday's Tweets

09:03 I got 5 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
15:16 I so love the web! http://isberniesandersstilltalking.com/

2010-12-10

Thursday's Tweets

10:18 @VictoriaDahl Tron was some of the first and best CGI most of us had seen. It was like being inside a videogame of the era.
10:33 @VictoriaDahl The lightcycle game may have come out before the movie. There was at least one game that came out after.
10:33 @VictoriaDahl I think it was just how different it all looked. Like most Disney movies, it was shallow as hell. We just didn't care.
12:21 @sandrift Cracks me up every time it happens. Stupid MSFT and their stupid Auto Updater.
15:28 Via @ebertchicago, Christopher Hitchens exposes the horror and evil that are Glenn Beck. http://j.mp/eIbqD0
15:37 These really are the most awful gifts. http://bit.ly/e2JfNs
17:58 In a legal war between patent troll Righthaven and The Drudge Report, who do you cheer for? Let 'em both die. http://bit.ly/f2mqpR
18:34 @gruber http://bit.ly/hxqFgJ

2010-12-09

Wednesday's Tweets

06:41 So now the State Dept is judge, jury & executioner, at least where PayPal & Wikileaks are concerned. http://bit.ly/fZGJ5Q
09:03 I got 29 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
19:39 RT @ebertchicago: Court seizes/freezes assets of gold company Glenn Beck was shilling for. Fraud. http://j.mp/gIcmHn [Never saw that coming]

2010-12-08

Tuesday's Tweets

09:04 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:57 Elizabeth Edwards might have made a fine first lady. Too bad her husband was such a hopeless narcissistic wolf.
17:54 I just got my iPhone to print to my networked printer. That is *so* cool!
20:47 Watching Eureka. What is is about Christmas that brings out the sappy in every television series? Hell, even Dragnet fell victim.
20:59 @joelmchale Coming to Sacramento to see you. You're gonna be worth it, right?
21:09 @cabri So what you're saying is that it's all the fault of sappy, humorless Christians. Yeah, I buy that.

2010-12-07

Monday's Tweets

09:05 I got 43 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:43 RT @seattlewinegal: Absolute best 'Lost Pet' sign I have ever seen! http://twitpic.com/3dimyd [Available in cans from @thinkgeek.]
13:21 Every other movie on IMDB is rated on a 10 scale. But there's one that goes to 11... http://imdb.to/90Y4vb
13:58 @CaliLewis Sounds like fun! This is me RSVPing...
14:58 Thank you, TripIt. You just showed me I booked one hotel night for the wrong month! That could have been sticky.

2010-12-06

Sunday's Tweets

09:04 I got 51 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
20:13 Two shoots this weekend: one 40s film noir, the other a woman with pink hair. Black & white and color!
21:10 @HappyTinfoilCat That would indeed be Raven. My first pink-haired model!

2010-12-05

Saturday's Tweets

09:02 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
18:49 I may be losing my taste for group photo shoots. This is not the chaos on which I thrive.
18:50 Cooking corned beef, also known as three hours of sensory torture.
19:28 @RaynaRamsay Gross? Corned beef is food of the gods! Of the gods, I say!
21:51 Three hours later, corned beef tastes as good as it smelled. Which, for the record, is very good.

2010-12-04

Friday's Tweets

09:07 I got 60 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
15:00 Govt blocks employee access to Wikileaks. Barn door, meet escaped horse. http://tpm.ly/dZWdVn
17:07 My packages from @thinkgeek arrived! Bacon popcorn! Bacon fizzy drink tablets! Even more silliness!
17:08 RT @billamend: Love this! RT @aedile Star Wars + Dr. Seuss = nerdgasm! http://bit.ly/fwdm9H [Major geekulitudinousness!]

2010-12-03

Thursday's Tweets

09:03 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:39 McCain will allow DADT repeal over his dead body. Which doesn't seem like much of a stumbling block, does it?
12:44 This upcoming iPhone app has me... intrigued. Scroll down and you'll see what I mean. http://bit.ly/fO9Vox

2010-12-02

Wednesday's Tweets

09:08 I got 94 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:13 WebEx at 6am: when the light on my videocam glows, I'm unnerved. It *says* it isn't broadcasting, but do I trust it?
13:08 I’ve entered to win an iPad signed by @ConanOBrien! Benefits @drdrew charity @Hillsides. Enter here: http://tweethouseipad.com #teamcoco.
13:12 Is Margaret Cho to be believed? Does Sarah Palin really think Bristol's pregnancy cost her the election? http://aol.it/gpXjE5
13:46 It's not the streets that are steep, it's the houses that are falling. http://bit.ly/i5mOKJ
18:49 Just enough tome for a burger & rings at Johnny Rockets before @SJRep & their latest production.
21:12 Intermission for Backwards in High Heels, The Ginger Musical at @SJRep. Not exactly deep, but fun.