Disorderly Content

2011-06-30

Wednesday's Tweets

09:06 I got 38 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
17:11 Here's a dilemma. Watch my new Blu-Ray of LotR this weekend, or go on the road trip I have planned? Pity my laptop just has regular DVD.
17:28 @VictoriaDahl You *do* like to make an impression, don't you?
19:08 Just discovered Printopia for sending from iStuff to Macs & Mac-accessible printers. Genius. http://www.ecamm.com/mac/printopia/

2011-06-29

Tuesday's Tweets

09:14 I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:04 @paulandstorm [P] I totally read that as CHES-ti-culls. Wasn't thinking Greek god at all.
13:03 @reduced Postal Museum? It's right next to Union Station, which is also kind of cool.
13:37 @reduced You know what they say: Philately will get you anywhere!
16:40 Really, Weather? I thought we were done with rain for the season.
16:40 Goody! Amazon says my Blu-Ray of LOTR is on its way!
16:56 @lustyreader Really? @VictoriaDahl is squee-worthy? I had no idea!
21:14 Back from our gallery show. It was just us photographers. Still fun, although that may have been the margaritas. In fact, I'm sure of it.

2011-06-28

Monday's Tweets

09:11 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:40 Note to Michele Bachmann: John Wayne Gacy is generally not considered praiseworthy. http://bit.ly/mnNRxO
20:59 Tomorrow night a friend is showing our work at his studio. Tonight was spent framing and mounting photos. My first exhibition.

2011-06-27

Sunday's Tweets

20:49 Spent the afternoon shooting fashion. Which means I'll spend the next week editing fashion photos.

2011-06-26

Saturday's Tweets

17:07 More Americans have positive views of gay marriage than they do of the Catholic Church. There's a lesson here. http://huff.to/ij5X9R

2011-06-25

Friday's Tweets

10:47 @lomara Push the button, Max! (RIP, Peter Falk.)
18:51 The vote is about to begin in the NY Senate. State of my birth, make me proud. http://bit.ly/CYj5F
19:07 @ThePlumLineGS Not just evolution, but truly intelligent design.
19:30 New York is a better place. When will California be able to say that?
20:09 RT @nprscottsimon: Friend notes Whitey Bulger rented apt nr Santa Monica beach for $1,140/month & wonders: "Is it open now?" [Ah, rent ctl.]

2011-06-24

Thursday's Tweets

05:51 @mariancall Midnight Bacon is my Grass Roots cover band.
12:31 My mom used to say that figures don't lie, but boy, can liars figure! Bad stats on post-Fukushima baby deaths in US. http://bit.ly/lDRP0J
12:34 Is "Thou shalt not be fat" a Google commandment? http://bit.ly/kmSP0Q
16:17 @VictoriaDahl I thought it just make you an awesome piece of ass. Being a feminist is a side issue.

2011-06-23

Wednesday's Tweets

08:12 Half term governor half completes splashy bus tour. Who's surprised? http://bit.ly/in1P3V
09:14 A friend has an even longer history of working at failing tech firms than I do. A while back he left Sun for RIM. http://bit.ly/jbLIHz
09:23 Georgia goes after illegal immigrants, destroys agriculture in the state. Should've seen that coming. http://bit.ly/iJ4REN
11:01 Coworker just told me she's taking early retirement. Is it awful that my greatest sadness is at losing a source of free candy?
11:26 Just because the auto industry has lied to us in the past doesn't mean they're lying now. It doesn't, right? http://bit.ly/jJdW86
12:17 Westboro Baptist Church pickets Jackass star Ryan Dunn's funeral. Hard to know who's worse. Oh yeah, not the dead guy. http://huff.to/k1hTGP

2011-06-22

Tuesday's Tweets

08:04 Fox edits out proof of Jon Stewart's accusations of bias. Truth hurts, huh? http://wapo.st/mbFJjP
19:01 The secret life of stuff: http://bit.ly/kOgqr4

2011-06-21

Monday's Tweets

11:25 First day back in the office after staying home sick all last week. Shaky but definitely on the mend.
11:39 So that story about a rabbinic court sentencing a dog to death by stoning? Complete doggy poo. http://bit.ly/mHbYf7
17:04 @alwayscoffee Nothing more boring than whining about being sick. I had to endure it, but figured I'd spare my friends.
17:04 @scapersuse Thanks, Suse. Me too!
20:39 @froonium Only 4? Throw in a yeti and I'd watch. You could call it Furscape!
20:57 @froonium That would that make him a nyeti, da?

2011-06-20

Sunday's Tweets

14:18 RT @TheTweetOfGod: To Glenn Beck: Happy Frother's Day! [Hee!]

2011-06-19

Saturday's Tweets

12:15 @VictoriaDahl Unless of course by "fishing", they really mean fishing.
13:56 @wilw @ggreenwald Maybe not okay, but we're leery of undermining him. Learned from GOP support of GWB: hold your nose & support your guy.
14:49 @Molly23 @mariancall Brain Snuggles is the name of my Frente cover band.
15:29 They may be my people, but they're still nuckin' futs. http://is.gd/GlX2cv
15:35 I wondered why I love this shirt: http://bit.ly/ltdwYy Now I know it's a meme, not (just) stupidity: http://bit.ly/lAtdXT
21:26 Apple's ads talk about stuff you can do with iThings. Moto's Droid ads announce its dual core processor. 'Cuz doing nothing faster is cool.
21:27 Just bought my 2nd Einstein strobe. Know anybody who wants to buy some gently used studio lights?

2011-06-18

Friday's Tweets

09:06 I got 25 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
13:11 @BonesMcCoy Faraday cage.
16:15 Bad: Funny @peanutweeter taken down by DMCA claim. Worse: Claimant @IconixInc owns both Peanuts & douchebag brand Ed Hardy.

2011-06-17

Thursday's Tweets

09:07 @reduced I was a little under the weather last night. So I snapped a couple of quick photos on my way by. http://lockerz.com/s/111235237
09:12 I got 60 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:58 Thank you, Vancouverites. Not often we Murrikans get the moral high ground over you Canadians.
12:36 @VictoriaDahl It's not the braids. It's the sinister film noir lighting from below. Okay, it *might* be the braids too.
16:53 @altonbrown You should have blurred out the sign on the doughnut machine.
19:57 Just finished listening to Fuzzy Nation by @scalzi, read by @wilw. Liked it a whole lot, maybe even more than H. Beam Piper's original.

2011-06-16

Wednesday's Tweets

06:36 RT @ebertchicago: For Sale: Model T Ford, driven only by Laurel and Hardy. http://bit.ly/l9bvTG [Want.]
09:03 I got 33 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:34 Myths about introverts. I see myself in this list. Do you? http://bit.ly/lx8Snh
18:41 @mariancall I'd say $20. They still make CDs?
18:46 @mariancall I know. I was being a smartass. And if the CD is $22 alone, I'd add $5 for the autograph. Or just even it out to $30.
19:24 Back at @SJRep to see @reduced do their sports thing. Gonna be fun, you betcha!
20:56 Halftime at @reduced Sports. This place should be full. What is the matter with you people? (Apologies to John Crichton.)

2011-06-15

Tuesday's Tweets

09:07 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:52 RT @billamend: So Apple's Ron Johnson will be taking over JC Penney. Can't wait to discuss pant options at the Jeanius Bar. [Hee.]
11:02 RT @jennakimjones: Hugh Hefner got dumped. DOESN'T ANYONE STAY TOGETHER ANYMORE?!?! #tragic [And here I thought they'd go the distance.]
11:33 @JohnRossBowie Zorba Tries Greek #pornmusicals
18:05 Judge eviscerates copyright troll Righthaven. Now we just need patent trolls to get the same treatment. http://bit.ly/jLRy7H
20:40 A black racist running for president? Only in America! (Or most any country in Africa, I guess.) http://nyti.ms/jJlsut

2011-06-14

Monday's Tweets

09:08 I got 23 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:09 Used to be that staying home sick meant not having to work. I miss those days.
09:44 Via @wilw, Peanutweeter is like the PB&J of online humor, only better if more questionable taste. http://bit.ly/kT3mIB
10:05 As if Birtherism wasn't enough of an embarrassment, now we have Deatherism. http://bit.ly/lB15aK
10:10 MSFT announces a (partial) break with its proprietary past, & developers are ready to slit their wrists. http://bit.ly/mzJVRm
11:00 Marie Callendar's shuts down a bunch of restaurants. I understand bankruptcy proceedings, but in the middle of a meal? http://bit.ly/iC1TpA
13:55 RT @TheTweetOfGod: "For God and country." It's more than a motto. It's two horrible genres of music. [Yea verily 'tis true.]
19:44 Ben Stein's Intelligent Design documentary isn't just morally bankrupt; it's financially bankrupt as well. http://on.wsj.com/kzeQzP
20:49 Freestyle canoe dancing? At last, something to make curling seem less ludicrous. @StephenAtHome
21:01 Pole Dancing for Jesus? The mind boggles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tplfas9OIFI

2011-06-13

Sunday's Tweets

09:03 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:13 A little breakfast, and then a photo shoot. The model's passing through on her way to Japan.
15:07 Great shoot this morning with a model who's a Farscape fan & a @JonathanCoulton fan. That she gets naked on request is just gravy.
16:09 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/20gXG

2011-06-12

Saturday's Tweets

13:30 Just finished a poolside photo shoot. Now I'm going to cheer myself with a little barbecue.

2011-06-11

Friday's Tweets

06:30 1st time I saw Avenue Q, "George Bush is only for now". Next time the line was "Glenn Beck". Last night was "Prop 8". The world changes.
08:16 @alwayscoffee Hey, Ali! Guess what showed up in the mail yesterday from Amazon?
08:25 My verdict on Avenue Q at San Jose Stage: sound mix was a little uneven, but everything else was fine. Enjoyed myself a whole lot.
10:23 Euphemism of the day: "Spared from the existential issues of this transition." Translation: not fired.
14:27 RT @ThePlumLineGS: RT @nytimeskrugman The Case of the Mystery Study http://nyti.ms/jpaUUt [Waves hand: "You don't need to see our methods."]
15:13 Disturbing images can get you jailed in Tennessee. But is @ebertchicago intimidated? Nossir, not Roger! http://bit.ly/j4knhp
15:26 RT @SJRep: 1 week, 8 performances, pure hilarity! Check it out - http://t.co/bJzT5rg #sjrsports [Got my ticket. Front row!]

2011-06-10

Thursday's Tweets

07:51 Rick Santorum: The idea mankind contributes to global warming is "just patently absurd." (And this man knows absurd.) http://bit.ly/ih0ymY
19:12 In my seat for Avenue Q. San Jose Stage is tiny; not used to such an intimate theatrical experience. But somehow I'll manage.

2011-06-09

Wednesday's Tweets

11:22 Some days my job doesn't entirely suck. Today is not one of those days.
19:00 Glad I don't have the job where tweeting my junk would get me fired. I don't, right?
21:59 @mariancall Salmon roe? Smoked sable? Two of my favorite foods. Salty & smoky; doesn't get much better.

2011-06-08

Tuesday's Tweets

10:32 Just discovered San Jose Stage is running Avenue Q! (Thank you, Bay Area News iPad app.) Bought ticket for Thu night. http://bit.ly/mcekVG
12:31 How desperate do you have to be about the Gay Agenda(TM) to ban rainbows? Catholic School in Canada finds out. http://bit.ly/mneCkg
15:59 @nprscottsimon Sorry, but Deaver wasn't the first. http://www.raymondbenson.com wrote a whole bunch of official Bond books.
17:30 I'm going to a Meetup with Northern California Bikini Model Photo Shoots http://meetu.ps/1L2Fk

2011-06-07

Monday's Tweets

07:55 Is there a sadder sight than a failed theme park? Gulliver meets Japan. http://on.io9.com/mGrMmo
09:07 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:39 Palin fans rewrite Wikipedia to make her not full of shit re Paul Revere. http://bit.ly/klM6eY
09:45 Via @thinkgeek, new magical features in iOS 5.0: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAhP-yLJJ9s

2011-06-06

Sunday's Tweets

08:32 Article in WSJ wants YA books to return to the 50s, where life was simple & safe (& presumably *those people* knew their place). #yasaves
09:02 I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:18 @reduced How about McHale's Navy Seals? #updatedsitcoms
11:36 Love Jumping off a Rooftop #grimmersitcoms
11:37 Dysfunctional Family Matters #grimmersitcoms
11:37 Step by 12 Step #grimmersitcoms
19:38 Just my luck that I might have been in demand on the other end of the planet. http://bit.ly/mEwyqr

2011-06-05

Saturday's Tweets

09:04 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:25 A wet, miserable day. If I didn't have a ticket for Tales of the City at ACT, I'd stay at home.
15:25 Intermission. Tales of the City is like How To Succeed in Business, only with more pathos and not so much chaste innuendo. I like it.
18:16 First saw Judy Kaye on Broadway as Lily Garland in On The 20th Century in 1978. Now she's Anna Madrigal in Tales of the City. Amazing.

2011-06-04

Friday's Tweets

09:04 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:32 NH paper thinks Palin at the beach is the big story, Mitt's presidential run not so much. http://bit.ly/mHahCP
10:24 SF/fantasy writer Joel Rosenberg died. He was an early commenter on my website, some 15 years ago. Sad & scary; we're about the same age.
19:51 Back from Santa Cruz & an exhibition of a friend's photos. In a sex toy shop. Which, given the photos, is entirely appropriate.
19:59 Wow. Catholics with a sense of humor. Presbyterians with a sense of non-. Thank God I'm an atheist. http://bit.ly/lTOcDU

2011-06-03

Thursday's Tweets

09:07 I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:59 Apple's solution to MacDefender malware is worse than the problem. Pegged one CPU, killed battery life. I removed it & life's okay again.
11:13 I get so many phishing attempts on banks I don't use, it was a surprise to get one that *might* have been real. It wasn't, of course.
12:09 RT @ckwright: Today I learned my new favorite word ever: Backpfeifengesicht. —noun; German: "A face badly in need of a fist." [Excellent!]
19:42 @mariancall I dun told dem Facebookers. We'll see if it helps.

2011-06-02

Wednesday's Tweets

08:32 My Fair Lady Gaga #broadwaybands #broadwaysingers
09:06 I got 37 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:12 @JustaSunGod Naw, it's just age. We go from dirty boys to dirty young men to dirty men to dirty old men.
13:16 Rand Paul supports deportation of Tea Partiers? Wow, what a great idea! Can we start with him? http://bit.ly/l1cZpR (What a maroon!)
17:49 Creepy sheepies via @thinkgeek: http://j.mp/jNSSug
20:30 The Feds say Indiana's illegal defunding of Planned Parenthood is illegal, but only because it is. http://bit.ly/kXRwai
20:36 Of all the pizzerias in NYC, Trump takes Palin to an Albanian chain? She doesn't know pizza from falafel, but The Donald has no excuse.

2011-06-01

Tuesday's Tweets

09:06 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
21:38 RT @VictoriaDahl: This is terrible. And it made me laugh so hard I cried. http://t.co/KFKuO4d [Never saw it coming.]