Disorderly Content

2010-10-31

Saturday's Tweets

03:11 Up way too early, as if something important is coming up. #rally4sanity
04:25 @Leannarenee Enjoy the bus ride. I'll see you on the Mall. #Rally4Sanity
04:38 @devans00 I'll be onsite! Heading over to the Mall in a little while. #Rally4Sanity
04:39 @JustaSunGod I was afraid it would be crazy when I arrive at 9:30. Good thing I brought a long lens. #Rally4Sanity
05:24 @JustaSunGod Waiting for the shuttle to the Metro. Be there soon.
09:02 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:59 Completely fscking insane. #rally4sanity
13:00 Sorry I couldn't tweet the rally. AT&T had a network meltdown. But it was great. #rally4sanity
13:06 @reduced Sadly, no @paulandstorm. But it was epic even without them. #rally4sanity
13:08 Parks Service gave unofficial crowd estimate of 200k. #rally4sanity

2010-10-30

Friday's Tweets

07:55 Where is everybody? Only 25 hours to go! http://plixi.com/p/53583009
08:24 In line at the Capitol. As long as I'm in town...
09:06 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:54 At the Air & Space Museum. Just got a book signed by a Tuskegee Airman. Talk about living history!
11:11 Eastern was my first airline. http://plixi.com/p/53619616
11:43 I was wrong. First flight was on National, not Eastern.
12:18 Enjoying a Häagen-Dazs smoothie. Probably really bad for me, but I don't care.
12:21 @JustaSunGod You never sounded better, Lee.
15:19 @gruber I'm here. For at least a few hours, I'll be sane. We're grading on a curve, right? #Rally4Sanity
15:47 Need sanity? There's an app for that. http://bit.ly/axFMPz #Rally4Sanity
16:29 @RaynaRamsay No app for fear. Or surprise. Or ruthless efficiency either. #obligatoryPythonReference
17:13 Score another one for Google Maps. It pointed me to a bunch of restaurants behind Pentagon Fashion Mall. Very nice Italian meal followed.
17:15 @jagwriter78 Thanks, Sammy. I don't get compliments like that nearly often enough.

2010-10-29

Thursday's Tweets

03:14 Awake already. Couldn't sleep; could I be excited about flying to DC? Am I not the height of rationality? #Rally4Sanity #RhetoricalQuestion
07:03 Every time I think airport security can't get more tedious, TSA proves me wrong. Full body scanners are the latest indignity.
07:13 One positive: rows of seats with power outlets at the gate. Not as comfortable as Southwest's seats, but very welcome.
08:26 On the plane to DFW. Full flight.
09:02 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:08 Inflight WiFi used to seem miraculous. Now it's commonplace. But still pretty darn cool.
09:23 @JustaSunGod I'm on American. Had maybe 50% success getting WiFi on their flights. Looking forward to Southwest getting their act together.
09:38 If you ever doubted we need campaign finance oversight, here's a fine example from KY: http://bit.ly/beO8Be
11:23 Descending toward DFW. Big questions: 1) Will I have time for lunch before my next flight? 2) Is it worth buying WiFi again?
12:40 Guy next to me is reading Vince Flynn. Somehow I don't think we're destined to be best buds.
17:01 I don't get it. Why is WiFi $3 more on the short leg from Dallas to DC than the long one from San Jose to Dallas?
19:15 Hotel WiFi has FTP blocked. Too bad for them they didn't think to block Secure FTP!

2010-10-28

Wednesday's Tweets

09:04 I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:11 Trying a new parking place at SJC tomorrow. It's less than half the price of long term. We'll see if I'm making a big mistake.
10:16 @JustaSunGod I'll be there! Flying out tomorrow ayem! D'you still have the same mobile number? #Rally4Sanity
11:03 RT @markos: You know who else demand apologies from their victims? Domestic abusers. [Not such a big leap from abuser to terrorist.]
11:06 Conan's ready to go to court to defend Masturbating Bear's right to self-abuse on his new show. What a guy! http://aol.it/bzTmVu
22:00 Got to visit tonight with my manager from my last job. I suspected being let go was a blessing. Sure sounds like I was right.

2010-10-27

Tuesday's Tweets

07:17 Rand Paul supporter who stomped MoveOn member wore Don't Tread on Me pin. Ironic, isn't it? http://bit.ly/dfHEem
09:08 @sandrift Which #w00tstock did you attend? I've been to two, and would do another in a heartbeat.
09:39 Yuma County AZ Repugs claim massive voter registration fraud, are determined to be massively full of shit. http://bit.ly/cVK0AY
10:31 Meg Whitman can't stop talking about how great California was under Jerry Brown. http://gaw.kr/bnJjn5
20:32 Don Imus tells Bill O'Reilly he's a pinhead. I find myself respecting Don Imus. Weird, huh? http://bit.ly/druvYR
20:36 My first studio shoot in a month. That's way too long. Good thing the Arizona Shootout's coming up real soon.

2010-10-26

Monday's Tweets

08:13 Snow on the mountains outside Reno. Sun is out; it'll be a much nicer drive home than my drive in yesterday.
14:11 Heavy rains in the Sierras yesterday. Pretty dusting of snow on the mountains today.
14:26 New manager orders my laptop. PC or Mac, he asks. ♫ "I think I'm gonna like it here..." ♫
14:41 Google's Eric Schmidt paraphrases George Carlin's Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman: "If you don't like Google Street View, just move!"
15:15 Nielsen reports 1 in 3 iPad users have never downloaded an app. Nielsen now admits they were full of shit, it's more like 1 in 10.
15:24 @scapersuse I don't start for two more weeks. They just like to have everything ready, including my shiny new MacBook. ☺
15:32 Developer puts Apple's abandonment of Java in context. Desktop Java is dead, so let's get on with life. http://bit.ly/cBhcVC
16:26 As a vertically challenged American, I find these comments on the military's Don't Ask, Don't Tall policy painful. http://gaw.kr/akOIsh
16:50 Owner of Gold's Gym gives $2m to Rovian group hostile to gay rights. Now who could have predicted a problem with that? http://bit.ly/bZcAem

2010-10-25

Sunday's Tweets

07:41 The Banana Jr. 9000, another obscure object of desire. I miss Bloom County. http://bit.ly/9bBAqn
08:40 @ebertchicago To be patient & reasonable is not to be one of us, so NPR must be one of them. QED.
09:38 Packed and ready to head off to Reno. Boomtown has all-you-can-eat lobster. But that's not why I'm going. Okay, that's a lie.
10:58 @VictoriaDahl I loved Bosconian. Once spent most of an evening at Disneyland pumping quarters into one.
14:52 Storms all the way from Sacramento to Reno. One car turned around, another flipped over. Separate incidents.

2010-10-24

Saturday's Tweets

09:32 Happy birthday to @grantimahara & @alyankovic. Thanks for all the entertainment, guys!
11:33 Should not have gone into the Apple Store today. No, I didn't get a MacBook Air. But it's only a matter of time.

2010-10-23

Friday's Tweets

09:28 Just ordered a #Rally4Sanity scarf & paid as much for shipping as the scarf. Maybe not sane, but only way to know it'll arrive before I go.
09:57 This is why all the design awards go to Apple and not HP. Okay, it's one of the reasons. http://j.mp/d8NR1R
10:56 SF is getting its own #Rally4Sanity. Which I have to miss, 'cuz I'll be at the one in DC. Poor me. http://on.fb.me/95PJcM
10:59 Sears going after the zombie demographic? (I almost typed demongraphic, which isn't far off.) http://bit.ly/dzP0jI
12:32 RT @MySears: @disorderly It's about time someone did...braaaaiiiinsss!!! [Must... shop... Sears...]
13:43 Went to my local Apple Store a day early. MacBook Air goes on display & sale tomorrow. Sad, but think of the money I saved!
15:12 Which is worse: when airlines are incompetent, or when they're total assholes about it? http://bit.ly/dfK1me
16:05 Hey @TeamCoco! I just voted for #VladimirPutin to be #ConansFirstGuest on TBS November 8th! Vote @ http://bit.ly/9osqCh
16:38 RT @ebertchicago: Urgent to Juan Williams: Photos of Muslim garb. http://j.mp/9dh8cU [Gotta love King Abdullah in his Star Fleet uniform.]
16:59 Beware the weather penis! http://gaw.kr/9DLRir
17:18 RT @alwayscoffee: @disorderly Hank, that Tweet just made me spit out my drink. [Then my work here is done!]
19:23 Don't you hate it when people dial the wrong number, and then do it *again*? Guess she got it right the third time.

2010-10-22

Thursday's Tweets

10:10 Yeah, Apple, what were you thinking? http://bit.ly/anKFOW
10:29 Business blogging for success, by my friend Tom: http://bit.ly/9BJGPV
10:40 Actor who played Tom Ballard dies at 87. Guess the Wait is over.
20:53 "Holy Moses, how much liquid can be in one tuchus?" I sure hope that was a rhetorical question. #tbbt

2010-10-21

Wednesday's Tweets

06:21 If these crazy ideas worked, wouldn't businesses be crazy *not* to rely on them? http://xkcd.com/808/
06:25 What The Duck demonstrates irony: http://bit.ly/d100bn
06:38 4th grade text in VA claims lots of black soldiers fought for the South. Scholars say bull. http://bit.ly/bdUCMI
11:11 Hmmm... Monster.com giving me error when I try to delete job searches. Which I'm doing because I HAVE A JOB!
11:38 New high end MacBook Air looks amazing. Want one! Wonder what kind of Mac my new employer will be getting me. Did I mention my new job?
11:44 @ebertchicago I did! They had a special vacuum for chalk dust at PS 162, back in the early 60s.
12:05 Guess they don't have mirrors in Glenn Beck's world. http://bit.ly/cF71q8
14:11 I just tried Facetime between my MacBook and my iPhone 4. It worked, but I definitely have a face for voice chat.
17:43 @cabri No move. The new job is nine miles from here.
18:15 Off to @SJRep to the opening of Secret Order. Which I assume is not alphabetical or Dewey Decimal or ascending height. I hate that last one.

2010-10-20

Tuesday's Tweets

08:39 Christine O'Donnell: "You're telling me that (separation of church & state)'s in the First Amendment? http://bit.ly/aHgXVj
09:15 I got it! ♪Hello income, my old friend... ♫
11:59 Shouldn't they call this an INaction figure? http://bit.ly/d7TlLg
14:10 Sarah Palin endorses senate candidate, gets the state wrong. Guess she couldn't see it from her house. http://bit.ly/d479Fp
15:36 Elvira does Christine O'Donnell: "I'm you, except with bigger tits." http://bit.ly/alAtdk

2010-10-19

Monday's Tweets

09:05 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:34 Last scheduled interview for this particular job. Ending on a high note. Now we wait...
15:09 Amazing. Who knew you could lose money from fleecing your flock? http://bit.ly/clFtIG
19:33 Rare a TV ad gets my attention. But this one did: http://bit.ly/bQxsyB

2010-10-18

Sunday's Tweets

09:04 I got 7 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
17:12 Meghan McCain says Christine O'Donnell lacks experience. See, Alanis? That's what we mean by irony. http://bit.ly/9f0C7C
17:49 An inflatable photo studio? One that can be destroyed by hot strobes? Surely you jest! http://bit.ly/9NlNtn

2010-10-17

Saturday's Tweets

08:11 Not every shithead is on Fox News, but everyone on Fox News is a shithead. http://is.gd/g4vds
09:05 I got 5 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:51 @alwayscoffee @kylecassidy I'd try connecting to another computer. Or a program like http://bit.ly/aHEQi3 on Windows to recover files.
18:20 Just because we can, does that mean we should? http://bit.ly/aME5yD

2010-10-16

Friday's Tweets

06:26 NPR won't take stand on torture, won't rally for sanity. If you won't risk controversy, what good are you? http://huff.to/blIcAQ
13:40 Back from a job interview. That could have gone better.
16:44 @JustaSunGod Envious! I love Legal Sea Foods. Sorry I didn't get to one this trip.
20:50 Word going around that Benoit Mandelbrot has left us. He revealed truth in beauty, and beauty in truth.

2010-10-15

Thursday's Tweets

08:12 Hrs to kill before my flight, so I'm driving aimlessly before getting rid of the rental. Pretty day in Lynn, MA. http://plixi.com/p/50587920
10:13 Forgot Legal Seafood is at Logan Airport & ate before I arrived. Dammit!
12:24 No laptop power on this flight. Just as well that there's no WiFi either, huh?
15:14 Flight into Chicago was supposed to be late. Instead it's early. Can't even get that right.
21:01 In a taxi & headed for home. Big interview in about 12 hours.

2010-10-14

Wednesday's Tweets

04:08 Time to get dressed, pack and head out. Leaving Vermont after a fine few days with my friend Beth. Massachusetts today, home tomorrow.
09:04 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:28 Finally needed my tripod, after carrying it around for a week. Treelined lane; photo soon.
17:14 Finishing up my day with a little bottle of ice wine from Vermont. Where they know a little about wine, and a lot about ice.

2010-10-13

Tuesday's Tweets

13:58 Finally got my tour of Ben & Jerry's, followed by watching apple cider being pressed. Yay, Vermont.

2010-10-12

Monday's Tweets

06:20 I have officially been depressed by the Simpsons. http://bit.ly/aHpIg8
09:04 I got 2 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:04 Just back from visiting a winery. In Vermont. Seriously.
12:36 @alwayscoffee There was. And maple flavored wine too.
13:28 @alwayscoffee Not brilliant, but pleasant enough. And the ice wine was kind of yummy.

2010-10-11

Sunday's Tweets

06:03 Off to see a pumpkin regatta, which is just what it sounds like. Those crazy Vermonters!

2010-10-10

Saturday's Tweets

07:23 Leaving cell signal-less Franconia. Heading to state #49!
07:57 Hello, Vermont! Funny, but so far you look a lot like New Hampshire. (Especially your lack of cell signal.)
09:04 I got 5 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2010-10-09

Friday's Tweets

06:38 Leaving Bangor on a bright sunny morning. Next stop: Franconia, NH.
13:07 @alwayscoffee I didn't know that. I assume you're right, as I saw a sign for the Robert Frost Museum a moment ago.
13:09 Left Maine earlier. Now in Franconia, NH for the night, with Vermont some time tomorrow. Loving all the liquid sunshine.
13:19 @alwayscoffee Once again I am in total awe of your feminine geekitude.

2010-10-08

Thursday's Tweets

04:51 Beautiful skies in Portland after yesterday's torrential rain. Will stop and revisit a few places before I head north.
05:47 After the rain. http://plixi.com/p/49182593
06:47 Okay, that's a really big shoe. http://plixi.com/p/49189995
09:56 Serenity. http://plixi.com/p/49216841
11:47 For the record, lobster roll at Muscongus in Round Pond, ME is beyond yummy. Well worth the detour, as was the scenery. http://bit.ly/9o3O0B
12:12 Christine O'Donnell ad, but better: http://bit.ly/cGg8pZ
15:06 MSFT & Adobe plotting against Apple? MSFT maybe acquires Adobe? Can't find words to describe how much that'd suck. http://nyti.ms/apC6zP
15:48 At a restaurant called the Muddy Rudder, sampling blueberry wine. It's a lot better than you'd think.
15:50 BTW, there's no AT&T 3G in Bangor. How does Stephen King stand it?

2010-10-07

Wednesday's Tweets

06:43 ♪ The rain in Maine for tourists is a pain... ♫
10:52 Starting to see why someone would live in Maine. Even in the rain, there's a beauty to the place. Bet I'd hate the winters, though.
12:04 Unmarked helicopter & armed troops raid school, find tomatoes instead of pot. http://bit.ly/cpUT8t
12:25 "People worship what they don't understand." Duh. And water's wet. (About Apple & innovation.) http://bit.ly/a49Ufn
14:57 The downside of dealing with models: getting stood up. At least this time there's no expense except to my pride and/or dignity.
18:45 Just back from dinner with friends Suzy & Gary. Memphis BBQ in Maine? Nice break from all the lobster!

2010-10-06

Tuesday's Tweets

06:11 On the road toward New Hamster. Today's destination is Portland, Maine, my 48th state.
09:12 Arrived in Maine. That's 48 states if you're keeping count. http://plixi.com/p/48884917
11:27 Having my very first lobster roll. Why, oh why, did I wait so long to visit Maine?
11:29 BTW, fall colors being most cooperative. Just need to find better vantage points.
15:54 Just tried out the massage chair in my hotel room. Wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
16:54 Had a lobster roll at lunch. Having lobster bisque with dinner. You may notice a pattern developing.
16:57 Very clever iPhone app. CurrentTemp puts the temp in its icon, updates hourly using push notifications.
16:59 @hezmanagirl @cabri You are both correct!
17:08 @scapersuse One of my favorites, ever since I had it in Belgium many, many years ago. Texas de Brasil in Vegas does a good one too!
17:53 @Rally4Sanity I'm really going! Got my flights and my hotel and everything! Well, maybe not *everything*...

2010-10-05

Monday's Tweets

08:58 Waiting for my ride to the airport. Still a half hour to go. Have I mentioned how much I hate waiting?
09:59 Every journey begins with a single step. This one begins with a shuttle ride to SFO.
10:55 Signs at SFO say there's free WiFi here. They lie.
11:13 Potential employer wants to schedule 1-1 interviews when I get back. Guess my presentation went okay, not that I had any doubts.
12:20 Waiting to board my American flight. Makes me appreciate Southwest all the more, and I'm in First Class!
18:43 It's wet and dark in Boston. When can I go home?
20:36 I'd forgotten how stressful driving is around Boston. Homer the GPS found some truly weird roads to get me to the hotel.
21:22 @lomara Lucky! Been to 2 w00tstocks, & I still envy anybody who gets to one I'll miss!

2010-10-04

Sunday's Tweets

16:04 Hitler was a Creationist? The Nazis burned Darwin's work? Intelligent Design must be known by the company it keeps. http://j.mp/cXhLDQ
17:18 RT @counternotions: RT @joshuatopolsky: Holy hell! Nokia fanboys are completely INSANE. http://twitpic.com/2uf61z via @nparmalee [Wow.]

2010-10-03

Saturday's Tweets

15:54 RT @paulandstorm: [P] PTERADUCKTYL #syfymovies [More like Donald or Daffy? My vote's for Daffy.]
21:14 Packed. Laundry done. (Yes, in that order.) Still 36+ hours before I head east. I hate waiting.

2010-10-02

Friday's Tweets

07:00 Interview in a few hours. I am not going to psych myself out over it. Just be cool, and impress the heck out of them. And wear pants.
09:03 I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:51 Waiting for the crowd to gather and the inquisition to begin.
14:43 Interview's done. Now we play the waiting game. (Waiting game sucks! Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!)
14:55 @CarolynCrane The line is from The Simpsons. But it's a real game: http://amzn.to/cR7gb7
15:30 How many people think Rick Sanchez will blame The Jews for his swift departure at CNN? If only we had that kind of power at Fox.
18:19 If you're a Big Bang Theory fan, you should follow @billprady. If you're not a fan, WTF is wrong with you?
20:29 Christine O'Donnell flunked out of Hare Krishna? It there some hare-brained scheme she hasn't tried? http://bit.ly/aURvbF
20:30 No truth to rumor Christine O'Donnell too weird for the Hare Krishnas. So make sure you tell that to everyone you know.

2010-10-01

Thursday's Tweets

09:07 I got 31 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:07 A friend pointed out that The Flintstones' first and Howdy Doody's last broadcasts were 50 years ago today. That's significant.
10:08 I got to see Buffalo Bob Smith during his Howdy Doody Revival appearance at my college. A nice man who related to old kids as well as young.
14:09 At LAX, with two hours to kill before my flight home. WiFi won't let me in, dammit!
15:28 Security alarm has been warping my brain for several minutes. TSA on a break?