Disorderly Content

2011-05-31

Monday's Tweets

07:52 I love the smell of Gilroy in the morning. Turlock, not so much.
09:07 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
15:36 Home. Only three days, but it feels longer.

2011-05-30

Sunday's Tweets

05:59 Long day shooting yesterday. Five 1-1s planned, two no-shows. But the ones who did made it worthwhile. Now off to Turlock. Yep, Turlock.
06:03 Lodsys tries to shake down iPhone developers. Apple tells 'em to pound sand, so Lodsys goes after Android devs next. Will Google respond?
09:03 I got 35 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
19:42 Model from yesterday called to accuse me of not paying for our shoot. I know I did, which doesn't help much. Awkward situation.

2011-05-29

Saturday's Tweets

09:03 I got 10 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2011-05-28

Friday's Tweets

06:44 I'm off to Southern Cal after work. Photo shoot in Riverside tomorrow! #RoadTrip
08:28 @Wonkette: Pope's Pedophilia Adviser Arrested For Pedophilia bit.ly/l8Sigr” Hey, at least he has experience with the problem. Hands on.
09:08 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:34 MSFT makes more from Android than from Windows phones. Clearly, its future is as a troll under a bridge. http://bit.ly/jNWCfx
10:41 @scapersuse Good luck, Suse. Hope it's a good gig that lasts a long time.

2011-05-27

Thursday's Tweets

05:32 France's copyright enforcement is as incompetent as it is misguided. http://bit.ly/mKr2yX
07:42 Disney has withdrawn its trademark application for SEAL Team 6. So what moron thought that was ever a good idea? http://bit.ly/mRIbo6
09:06 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:14 In an engineering meeting. For fsck's sake, people, put your phones on VIBRATE!
11:48 NY Stock Exchange claims trademark ownership of the trading floor, demands permission to use any photo. Wow. http://bit.ly/iQzprb
11:50 A Dairy Princess who's lactose intolerant? Will the intolerance never end? http://bit.ly/jIzSca
11:51 @JustaSunGod But up with Dairy Princesses!
19:40 Back from a shoot. Now I edit, which is a chance to reexperience the shoot without the time pressure.

2011-05-26

Wednesday's Tweets

06:21 In 2008 Mitt said "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt". With Chrysler paying off its loans early, will voters say "Let Mitt Go Jobless" next year?
06:24 It's Towel Day. Do you know where your towel is? http://www.towelday.org/
06:34 Glad to see Timmy knows where his towel is. http://twitpic.com/52by5z @thinkgeek (Love the Jayne hat as well.)
07:00 RT @gruber: Thanks, Teabaggers! http://j.mp/jfX2Qf [Somehow I don't think they meant to do good here.]
09:09 I got 10 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:10 RT @DRUNKHULK: JAPANESE FAMILY DEMAND DIRECTION TO LOCAL ZOO! BUT DRUNK HULK NO NEGOTIATE WITH TOURIST! [*Snicker*]
10:18 HP exec: My vaporware will wipe the floor with your shipping product. How many times have we heard this rap before? http://bit.ly/kxcNPL
11:43 @ConanOBrien They get a card *and* $25? Cool.
14:27 Replacement battery for my car remote: $6.50 at my Toyota dealer, $1.50 at Fry's. But of course they were out.
14:35 Not entirely comfortable with the idea that @istock is sponsoring @waitwait. Love one of them, hold a dim view of the other.
15:01 How I spent my weekend (and why I'm still walking funny): http://www.apertureacademy.com/photography-workshop-oregon-columbia-gorge-2011.php
17:32 Jared Loughner's incompetent to stand trial. But getting the guns he used to kill and maim? No problem at all. http://huff.to/mjVhZK
17:35 In my spam folder: Find a Christian Job. What, they'll pay you for that? (It would have to be a lot.)

2011-05-25

Tuesday's Tweets

07:10 Dentist visit this morning. Back before I discovered computers, my dad wanted me to become a dentist. That was so never gonna happen.
09:06 I got 10 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:48 I can walk without whimpering, a vast improvement on yesterday. Still cringe when I have to face stairs. But the photos were worth it.
18:41 Discovered last night that my local BevMo now stocks Bakon Vodka. Reminding myself how much I enjoy Bloody Marys. Bacony Bloody Marys.
20:04 Cats in Tanks are awesome! Thanks to Storm of @paulandstorm for the intro. http://bit.ly/jMPIpc

2011-05-24

Monday's Tweets

05:07 Up way too early, at the airport and ready to attack Portland's idea of a German breakfast. Flight's an hour and a half away.
09:37 Raced from the airport to the office for a teleconference. Kill me now.

2011-05-23

Sunday's Tweets

06:39 Starting at the wrong end of the trail turned a .4 mile hike into 1.4 or so. But somehow I made it through, although today's in question.
06:53 I won't say that once you've seen one waterfall, you've seen 'em all. But after a while they do lose some of their magic.
16:23 Hiked more in the last two days than in the previous two years. Gonna feel it tomorrow.
19:17 @alwayscoffee My workshop is done, Ali. And I wasn't eaten by a single bear. Nor even a pair of bears. Or a pair of pears for that matter.

2011-05-22

Saturday's Tweets

06:50 Not sure it was worth a 4:15am start. http://lockerz.com/s/103526810
09:56 @alwayscoffee You liked that one? Here's another. http://lockerz.com/s/103576908

2011-05-21

Friday's Tweets

07:04 Thought I was feeling the Rapture last night. Turns out it was just heartburn.
08:22 RT @billamend: Heading to Las Vegas this weekend. I assume any Rapture disruptions there will be minimal. [Sounds like a safe bet.]
09:59 @paulandstorm Darn you, Storm! Now all I *can* think of is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
10:52 The great thing about this Rapture business is how it helps us identify the fuckin' loons in our midst.
11:40 RT @paulandstorm: [S] Submitted without comment. #rapture http://yfrog.com/h8zio8j [I'm frightened...]
11:47 This is cool. A London Underground map of MSFT acquisitions. http://bit.ly/kB2TAw (MSFT & cool in one tweet? Truly we are in the end times.)
13:52 @ebertchicago That's sad. Like having Fu Manchu as Peter Seller's last film.
13:53 I want the scrat one. Want. http://www.iphonealley.com/blog/macbook-and-ipad-decals
13:55 At the gate for my flight. Way too early as usual. But I get to enjoy the free WiFi, so it's all quality time.
13:55 @JustaSunGod That little acorn-obsessed creature from Ice Age. I think that's what he was called.
15:35 Hey, you Internet people, get off my lawn! http://bit.ly/ijn0ZP
15:53 @HappyTinfoilCat Too bad he turned into a self-important crank right after.
19:05 At the hotel in Troutdale, OR. Mount Hood is looking particularly glorious this evening, and I didn't take time for a photo stop. Duh.
20:42 What have I done to myself? They expect us to be out of the hotel at 4:15. In the morning! Did you know there's a 4:15 in the morning?

2011-05-20

Thursday's Tweets

07:20 Moving slowly this morning. That's what I get for going to the theatre on a school night.
08:46 @iPhoneAlley My iPhone gets most use as music player, email, Twitter, RSS reader, book reader when I'm bored. Hardly ever use it as a phone.
09:09 I got 7 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:43 Sounds like Lars von Trier was trying to be clever & outrageous but ended up looking like a jackass. Not sure that should be a career ender.
14:47 Worried you'll be Left Behind? Handy flowchart gives you the straight dope, you straight dope you. http://bit.ly/l04MmF
15:15 Had my first voicemail message at work in six months here. Of course I couldn't remember what I'd set as my password...
16:34 Why did anyone ever care about Donald Trump? And why did everyone stop caring? http://bit.ly/mepkHO
16:39 Michele Bachmann prepares for a Presidential run by reading. Books, although definitely not "all of them". http://huff.to/mR15s2
20:02 Off to Columbia Gorge to shoot waterfalls. Nice forecast for Saturday, less so Sunday. Into each life a little rain must fall, I guess.
20:52 @wilw Truck Nuts are the Ed Hardy shirts of automotive accessories.

2011-05-19

Wednesday's Tweets

06:09 Newt: Dems better not quote what I said Sunday because none of it was true. How is Sunday any different, Newt? http://bit.ly/kDsoP9
06:52 Rachel @Maddow trashes Santorum over torture & McCain, and references The Princess Bride in the process. http://on.msnbc.com/jnKjYS
06:55 RT @alwayscoffee: @disorderly Inconceivable! *grin* [That's what *she* said. Really, she did!]
09:08 I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:45 WI Gov Walker doesn't want us to forget what a scumbag he is. http://bit.ly/irUDpo
12:51 Proof the Obama campaign has a sense of humor. http://bit.ly/kxnsy7
17:38 @joshtpm Between 5:30 & 6am, depending on when I wake up. And it's all online, first in my Twitter feed & then my RSS reader.
19:20 I'm at @SJRep for something called Love in American Times. Sounds depressing, or is that just me?
21:16 Watching Linda Park from Enterprise from the 2nd row. She's stunning in all sorts of ways.
23:12 Back from @SJRep. World premiere of a new play, quite the big deal. I enjoyed it immensely.

2011-05-17

Monday's Tweets

06:05 @counternotions Not a fact at all. No matter how good a job Apple does with Safari, there will always be contrarians. "Google's open!"
09:08 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:48 RT @joshtpm: Trump: I'm not running for prez http://t.co/YHZ8iW5 [Darn. I haz a sad.]
10:46 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/1bK7L
10:49 RT @GeorgeTakei: Donald Trump bows out of presidential race, citing inability to prove he wasn't born a douchebag. [Zing!]
14:51 Cringeworthy phrase of the day: case avoidance. It's support's view of tech that lets a customer solve her problems, avoiding call for help.
20:06 RT @sambonie: Found six cents. Now I see dead people. [Can you see Shyamalan's career?]

2011-05-16

Sunday's Tweets

09:03 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
18:46 Just finished the season finale of the Red Panda Adventures on the @Decoder_Ring podcast. Gregg Taylor, you bastard! http://bit.ly/mIaXSi

2011-05-15

Saturday's Tweets

08:41 Music industry in Canada demands money for every memory card sold. So photographers are your bitches now? http://bit.ly/lKsp4S
09:10 @VictoriaDahl Could some of them kill themselves or at least disappear mysteriously? That way the world will have ended for *them*.
09:13 OMFG! This is brilliant! Way to mess with the heads of the Apocalyptics! http://www.harryjconnolly.com/blog/?p=4903
12:15 RT @DCPlod: Shirley Sherrod Returns to USDA, Andrew Breitbart To Cry Self To Sleep #p2 http://wp.me/p1ypQt-T [Justice prevails for once.]
18:21 Google autocomplete puts its thumb on the scale of objectivity. http://themacadvocate.com/2011/05/13/google-auto-complete-no-bias-here/
21:06 Watching The Hidden Fortress, Kurosawa's ripoff of Star Wars from 19 years in the past. Sneaky devil, that Kurosawa.

2011-05-14

Friday's Tweets

09:06 I got 11 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:17 Osama was into porn? Not sure how I feel knowing that. http://bit.ly/k6KClJ
10:36 Had to do battle with a hotel manager over a duplicate billing. We both emerged unbloodied and I'll get my money back. It's a good Friday.
10:39 Apple took a week to respond to location data issue & got it right. Feds responded right away to Shirley Sherrod video & got it wrong. Huh.

2011-05-13

Thursday's Tweets

05:49 I love watching industry behemoths fight. (Facebook vs. Google) http://engt.co/meIpca
07:23 Do you trust the health insurance industry? A former insider will make you reconsider govt vs. industry. http://huff.to/lXGOqb
08:36 Where the hell was this John McCain in 2008? Or any time before today? (Torture is un-American & wrong.) http://bit.ly/jeB3sw
08:58 RT @paulandstorm: [S] Jim Lehrer stepping down as PBS NewsHour anchor. I will double my donations if they replace him with Tom Lehrer. [!!!]
09:07 I got 15 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:47 @alwayscoffee I believe it's whom. For whom should I ask?
13:58 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/12nty
17:34 Rand Paul equates health care for you and me with slavery for doctors like him. Because Rand Paul is a moron. http://bit.ly/iOvc7u
18:02 @annvosspeterson Ron Johnson's dumber than Rand Paul? The mind boggles. There it is, boggling as we speak!

2011-05-12

Wednesday's Tweets

07:29 Car in for service this morning. This is an expensive one. Then again, 100k without a problem is a good record.
08:04 Car dealer gave me a RAV4 as a loaner. Weird to be sitting up so high. And depressing to see an MPG that's half of my hybrid.
09:09 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:35 Via @Dammit_Liz, movie posters are always better with Lego: http://ow.ly/4SeqU
09:59 @millhouseyiddo 5 years. It's a 2007; I got it when it first came out in 2006.
12:36 @SuzyMassey It's not FB passwords that are compromised. It's that other personal info can be accessed, & changing password stops the leak.
12:41 @SuzyMassey Point taken. I just hate to fudge the facts, even when the ends appear to justify the means.

2011-05-11

Tuesday's Tweets

09:03 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
13:54 Thanks to @paulandstorm for telling me about @scalzi's retelling of Little Fuzzy. Got the audiobook by @wilw. Will start listening soon.

2011-05-10

Monday's Tweets

10:13 Lewis Black is coming to Mountain Winery in August. Sure hope he'll be all shouty.
10:13 Garrison Keillor is bringing his tour to Saratoga as well. Guessing he'll be less shouty than Lewis Black.
11:10 RT @ebertchicago: Busted! I am a worthless socialist liberal hack liar. http://bit.ly/ix7zKb [But you're so good at it!]

2011-05-09

Sunday's Tweets

12:23 Shooting blurry pictures of a nude model. Yes, the blur is intentional. Why do you ask?
21:15 Met a true conservative tonight. Kept insisting a tech problem would go away if we ignored it, after first denying the problem. It didn't.
21:21 In case you wondered why Avatar seemed so familiar. http://bit.ly/iEC5eC

2011-05-08

Saturday's Tweets

07:22 You say that like there's something wrong with it. http://www.wtduck.com/strip/263-saturday
07:32 I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/X1WH
07:56 @Decoder_Ring Not to put any pressure on, but some of us are waiting patiently. At least we're trying to be patient.
08:49 RT @thinkprogress: Two Muslim men kicked off airplane, were going to conference about tolerance http://thkpr.gs/iTQkK6 [Ironic. And wrong.]
13:43 Lunch yesterday was lobster rolls in Redwood City. Today was chili, salsa & beer tasting in Petaluma. The things I do to my stomach.
15:45 The guy behind the Mission Accomplished banner thinks Obama overplayed the OBL announcement. Does no one in the Bush admin get irony?
18:51 Just watched The Count of Monte Cristo with Richard Chamberlain. Just as good as I remembered.
19:07 Dunno why @davnetdoyle decided to follow me, but she's pretty and she sings nice. So I bought her album on iTunes. Oh. Maybe that's why.

2011-05-07

Friday's Tweets

08:21 Geeky & adorable at the same time: MicroSD case modeled on a teeny Atari 810 floppy drive. Want. http://bit.ly/lfHQWb
08:24 Amanda Palmer reinterprets Friday, makes it all dirty. Definitely NSFW. http://bit.ly/kvHCpH
08:30 @alwayscoffee Yep. Amanda Palmer's amazing. Why didn't I discover her sooner?
09:12 @alwayscoffee I heard her a while back as part of Dresden Dolls, thanks to a mix CD from our friend @elkit. Coin-Operated Boy is brilliant.
10:25 Albert Einstein: "God does not play dice with the universe." Niels Bohr: "Einstein, don't tell God what to do." http://on.io9.com/jHeumj
11:44 Anybody else getting lots of MobileMe password rejections today? Annoying.
11:51 Oh the felinity! When kittehs collide! http://bit.ly/mJudfQ
12:46 Lunch. http://lockerz.com/s/99306623
13:49 Hey, twittizens! @alton_brown is among us. The man who made cooking almost as much fun as eating!
18:13 @ThatSusanBurke Are you sure those are two different fears? Sound like cause and effect to me.

2011-05-06

Thursday's Tweets

10:05 Poll: 58% of Americans say they'd never vote for Trump for Prez. Kinda gives you faith, don't it? http://bit.ly/lkqoUD
11:32 Chili Cook-Off, Salsa & Beer Tasting in Petaluma on Saturday. Yum! http://www.cinnabartheater.org/chili/
19:43 Did you know that A.A. Milne of Pooh fame wrote a murder mystery? Just listened to the free audiobook on Librivox. http://bit.ly/miS0vQ
19:59 @devans00 Nope, no Roo or Piglet. They arrived later with Christopher Robin.
20:00 RT @mikememoli: Santorum: Since helicopters took off, Obama admin has mishandled OBL "beyond belief" [Boy, that didn't take long.]
20:34 Just got 2 new Pocket Wizards! No, they aren't sex toys; they're photographic toys. Yes, there's a difference.

2011-05-05

Wednesday's Tweets

07:05 Happy Star Wars Day, Everyone! May the 4th be with you!
11:17 If release of Obama's birth certificate didn't stop birthers, why believe OBL death photos would silence doubters? Faith ignores facts.
12:03 This explains why my dining choices were so limited on my trips. Wish I'd known, not that it would've stopped me http://1.usa.gov/jBQIuC
13:25 For the record, I'm not a big fan of goat.
13:49 @tartqueen This was meat. Indian buffet. Might have been the way it was prepared.
14:26 Robots learn to be altruistic, which puts them ahead of Tea Baggers on the evolutionary scale. http://bit.ly/jAsyGO
14:40 RT @ebertchicago: "Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are." (Chuck Jones) [Yeah, that's about the truth of it.]
18:27 @shelbyfero Which is useless? The sunscreen or your brain?
18:32 @shelbyfero I know. But once you're already toasty, sunscreen's just as useless. Which is why I asked.

2011-05-04

Tuesday's Tweets

07:11 Bush people crow about torture leading to Bin Laden raid, but AP says that's not so. http://tpm.ly/jKHKZX
10:28 @VictoriaDahl Sounds like a call for some hands-on experimentation.
13:16 @alwayscoffee I don't know but I can ask. What kind of dog? How much attention does it need?
14:22 @alwayscoffee @catvalente I'll check with a couple of dog-friendly friends. Where is the beast now? And when does it need to start?
20:33 Forbes: MSFT's revenue disguises its stalled growth, as its market cap vs. APPL shows. http://onforb.es/kKJUP9
20:39 Watching @Maddow on @TheDailyShow. I worship that woman, in a completely secular way.
20:45 "It is one thing to shoot a man in the eye. It is something else to accuse him of having a Zune." - @StephenAtHome

2011-05-02

Sunday's Tweets

10:49 Eyes are tearing something awful. Allergy season?
12:12 Trump upset at Correspondent's Dinner jokes about him? Maybe he shouldn't surround himself with ass-kissers. http://bit.ly/iUzIIL
20:00 Which is better? Osama being taken out, or Celebrity Apprentice getting preempted so Obama can deliver the news?
20:10 RT @jakefogelnest: What are the chances Osama Bin Laden died of autoerotic asphyxiation? [That didn't take long, did it?]
20:10 RT @pattonoswalt: Oh shit -- AP reporting Bin Laden has regenerated as Tom Baker. [And there's another one.]
20:15 RT @CaliLewis: I wouldn't have known that Osama bin Laden is dead if it weren't for Twitter. #JustSayin' [You're not the only one.]
20:32 RT @SarahSpain: WOW. Read closely - typical Fox News. http://twitpic.com/4s7aye [At least MoFos are consistent assholes.]
20:34 RT @paulandstorm: [P] RT @cnn BREAKING: bin Laden Was Found Via Location Tracking Through His iPhone [Oopsy!]
20:51 With all the intelligence & military failures we hear about, it's good to remember just how effective American forces can be.