Disorderly Content

2012-03-31

Friday's Tweets

08:18 @VictoriaDahl I've read (okay, listened to) both books, and I still found those trailers disturbing. What does that say about me? Or you?
08:20 @wilw Just realized? You mean all it took was a series of tweets from your much better half?
18:54 Via @ebertchicago, a wonderful piece on quote whores. It's a movie critic thing. http://t.co/2ySEII9n

2012-03-30

Thursday's Tweets

09:54 Is @Delta really an advertiser on Rush's bilgefest? Good to know their suckage is more than aviation-related.

2012-03-29

Wednesday's Tweets

07:55 @alwayscoffee Winchester House is right down the road from me. Been by it hundreds of times, inside only once. More peculiar than creepy.
08:01 Compassionate conservatism, now with 43% less compassion. Is Mitt really the best the GOP can do? http://t.co/kvpwdOSr
08:06 @alwayscoffee I took some a few years ago. Should really go back, preferably when the skies are a little less gray.
08:09 @alwayscoffee Never could resist a good pair of puppy dog eyes...
08:45 @VictoriaDahl "I need a drink." That'll only make the need to pee worse. Cause & effect, dontcha know.
08:53 @VictoriaDahl There's your problem: too much imagination! Good for writers. Bad for moms.
13:45 @alwayscoffee Since you asked... http://t.co/OTxUTICY
14:40 Really? A @geekandsundry show starring @paulandstorm? And it's not even my birthday!
20:16 @KaleyCuoco @billprady I started with 2 wisdom teeth; now I have one. Thinking wisdom's grossly overrated. And I got good drugs out of it.
21:14 You can't make this stuff up, nor should you: "Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum." http://t.co/CxdqDXts

2012-03-28

Tuesday's Tweets

15:01 Holy nostalgia, Batman! All the climbing-the-wall window cameos in one place! http://t.co/7PWOnM7U
17:25 OMG! The book I've waited for since #JoCoCruiseCrazy2 is almost out! The world's #1 guide to #2 pencils! http://t.co/BhNBhkV3
19:26 If you've ever wondered why the Internets were invented, I think this is it: Downton Arby's! http://t.co/vcmjKH3O

2012-03-27

Monday's Tweets

11:59 RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Ontario Legalizes Brothels." Or as they will soon be known, Tim Whoreton's. [A pun this fine needs to be shared.]
12:16 The longest of long exposures. Amazing. http://t.co/jliM5d9O via @zivity
18:08 Post-apology, Mike Daisey is still a lying, repulsive sack of fecal matter. http://t.co/xCAtdB3P
19:56 Interesting & disturbing piece about what passes for Christian morality. http://t.co/6Bst0gDr

2012-03-26

Sunday's Tweets

08:41 Looks like today's photo shoot won't happen. The model hasn't been in touch in a while, never a good sign.
10:16 The Hunger Games: a Rorschach Test for the idiots on Fox & Friends. http://t.co/QgJq17pW
11:32 @VictoriaDahl Does this mean you don't believe things were better on the plantation before that nasty Mr. Lincoln interfered?
13:30 RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. [*snort*]

2012-03-25

Saturday's Tweets

09:16 I have a new favorite web comic. Little League, about the Justice League when they were little! http://t.co/SUbOnzld
11:40 Errands in the rain. Not fun. It's cold, gray and wet. Okay, only slightly cold. Cold-ish. But still not fun.

2012-03-24

Friday's Tweets

08:32 RT @wilw: Dear Geraldo Rivera: Small words so you can follow. Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people. [Amen.]
09:37 RT @IsobelCarr: Saying that wearing a hoodie invites violence is the same as saying wearing a mini skirt invites rape. #Bullshit [Exactly.]
21:02 Spent a couple of hours this afternoon teaching Photoshop to a photographer friend. Man, was that fun! I do love teaching.

2012-03-23

Thursday's Tweets

13:02 @alwayscoffee Look on the bright side, Ali. It makes us easier to identify racist assholes like the idiots at A&F who came up with this.
13:04 @alwayscoffee PUT DOWN THE KITTEN AND STEP AWAY!
14:15 RT @AdrianChen: No, Abercrombie & Fitch is not selling racist pants. http://t.co/ulzy6nb7 [I'm relieved, and embarrassed I believed it.]
18:45 Mostly I love living in the future, but really? http://t.co/SnuDIBth
21:13 @u2peacegirl Dunno. I can't imagine it's real, but I've been wrong before.

2012-03-22

Wednesday's Tweets

13:30 Finally got to play with the new iPad. Amazing. And a moment ago I was fine with my iPad 2.
16:56 @AnneWheaton A friend in Perth once pointed out that they're closer to Singapore than they are to Sydney. Oz is a *big* place.
18:03 RT @paulandstorm: @Molly23 [S] MEME'D! http://t.co/uYkb94Qg [Inconceivable!]

2012-03-21

Tuesday's Tweets

11:29 Piece by @gruber explains my contempt for Mike Daisey. He made me angry at Apple, when they're doing the right things. http://t.co/7xSEj2vB
12:05 @billamend I'm with your son. Tried to read Catcher in the Rye a couple of years ago. Decided life's too short for that kind of torture.
12:06 RT @billamend: If only Salinger had given Holden Caulfield a pet dire wolf... [If only the wolf had eaten Holden Caulfield...]
12:42 Rick Santorum is the Gladys Kravitz of presidential candidates. http://t.co/o5qDB80l
17:30 Got a call out of the blue from a networking company about a job opening. With what I know and what I can fake, could be interesting.

2012-03-20

Monday's Tweets

06:31 Reading @Molly23's tweets, I can only conclude that it's possible to find someone adorable and disturbing at one and the same time.
06:44 @alwayscoffee Look back about 8 hours in @Molly23's Twitter stream and you'll understand my appreciation/concern.
06:45 @alwayscoffee Also, you're way too far to the adorable side of the adorable/disturbing continuum. And so was she, until now.
06:47 Santorum is consistent in his positions, if by that we mean consistently offensive to non-prigs. http://t.co/3r0uyV9K
06:51 @alwayscoffee Not wrong at all. Even better if you've met @Molly23. http://t.co/OQKBXvzV
07:16 @alwayscoffee Speaking of adorable & disturbing, here's my first exposure to @Molly23: http://t.co/8fpMMHvq
09:44 RT @VictoriaDahl: From your nationwide bestselling blockbuster hit Fifty Shades of Grey! http://t.co/1NBvxFDz [I will *never* unhear that.]
15:56 Oooh, pretty. (ASCII art.) http://t.co/h38vfZpb

2012-03-19

Sunday's Tweets

15:40 So maybe telling Puerto Ricans to learn English wasn't a winning strategy? Who knew? (Santorum in single digits.) http://t.co/SMVbX4QQ
15:41 Shot today with my absolute favorite Hungarian model. Okay, my only Hungarian model. But still my favorite!

2012-03-18

Saturday's Tweets

18:13 RT @MarvinEQuasniki: Was going to prepare a statement about Santorum's war on porn, but started Googling and got...distracted. [Been there.]

2012-03-17

Friday's Tweets

08:47 Spent yesterday at a http://t.co/VrbKvX9f event in SF, an opportunity to catch up with a couple of friends from my DataSynapse days.
10:37 This American Life reveals Mike Daisey's Apple/Foxconn story was full of lies. Can't wait to hear their explanation. http://t.co/n9BF0d8l
10:57 Mike Daisey on his Apple/Foxconn show (my interpretation): What I do is art. It doesn't have to be accurate to be true. http://t.co/7ITs0jNx
11:17 @BuzzFeed How can Mike Daisey's point and his cause re Apple/Foxconn not be questionable when he has to make shit up to justify them?
11:33 They're tearing San Francisco's Metreon apart. Wonder if it'll ever be anything other than a retailing fail.
12:02 Am I the only one who wishes Apple would sue Mike Daisey for slander? They won't, but I'd like to see the lying liar get his.
12:17 We're constantly being told by @WaitWait Don't Tell Me, whether we wait (wait) or not. #NPRconfessions
12:45 Wassamatta, WI? Afraid to have someone support a woman's abortion decision as doctor tries to bully her out of it? http://t.co/1FA90Qoo
13:35 @VictoriaDahl Wait, there's such a thing as vaginal sex?
16:20 A month after my interviews, potential employer came back with an answer. Sadly, not the one I wanted. *sigh*
16:21 Thought my car stereo was dying, as right channel went away. Turned out to be a bad cable to my iPhone. Nothing better than a cheap fix.
16:22 @BonesMcCoy Red Shirt Memorial Fund. Better yet, blue sweaters for red shirts.
16:23 @alwayscoffee Thanks, Ali. At least I can stop wondering.
17:04 @wilw More #RadioFreeBurrito? Yes, definitely!
17:22 Good grief! Houston paper imagines other comic strips following Doonesberry in taking on the Texas Sonogram Bill. http://t.co/YRqNxqzh

2012-03-16

Thursday's Tweets

10:17 Sitting in a http://t.co/VrbKvX9f seminar. Whole thing's a love letter to Apple & iStuff.
10:19 AT&T service at Moscone is weak, but not as awful as during Macworld.
11:02 #cloudforce #eprint http://t.co/YGsTutFz
15:28 Lying on a beanbag and taking pictures of the Moscone West ceiling. Bored. http://t.co/Vs4ngbvs

2012-03-15

Wednesday's Tweets

07:38 @altonbrown Perfect food show? Funny, informative, inspiring, makes me drool (but in a good way). All of which describes #GoodEats
09:53 @barryeisler "Get this shit out of their system"? Was that a Santorum joke?
09:55 Happy π Day, everyone! What kind of π will you be having? I'm thinking Boston Cream.
10:23 My parents had a set of Britannicas, & dozens of their yearly update volumes. Looked beautiful on their shelves, where they sat unread.
10:40 RT @pourmecoffee: Honoring Pi Day by being irrational. [Why is this night different than all other nights?]
11:38 I want to bite their little heads off. http://t.co/oNlrRUxV
12:55 @barryeisler Dan Savage did one heck of a job. Hard to think of Santorum without thinking of santorum.
14:02 Rick Santorum wants to outlaw porn and get Puerto Ricans to speak English, dammit! (I added the dammit.) Please make this guy the nominee.
15:54 Embarrassed I didn't notice my monthly Planned Parenthood donation stopped when my credit card # changed. It's back, so screw you, Mitt.
17:03 Imagine a Sci Fi version of Deliverance on a mining asteroid. This would be the theme song. https://t.co/uymZyGyN!

2012-03-14

Tuesday's Tweets

15:57 Big hunk of corned beef simmering on the stove. I'm sitting here torturing myself with the smell. Two hours and change to go...
17:41 @cschweitz I suspect they said "pshaw". It's an old exclamation. http://t.co/MjeBIiI2
18:49 Mr. Deity takes on The Artist: http://t.co/XUcof1dc via @youtube

2012-03-13

Monday's Tweets

10:11 Bill Maher is an idiot with a microphone. Just because you're a liberal doesn't mean you're right. http://t.co/xpsNgh9x
10:14 It needs to be said again and again: Free Speech does not mean free of consequences. That's where the speaker's freedom runs into ours.
10:16 @alwayscoffee @VictoriaDahl Might be sweet, Ali? Might be? Don't make me laugh. (On second thought, do.)
11:16 @VictoriaDahl There's definitely a hint of devilish in your smile. No, I lie: much more than a hint.

2012-03-11

Saturday's Tweets

08:50 @VictoriaDahl Sounds like a win-win to me.

2012-03-08

Wednesday's Tweets

12:05 An intelligent & articulate response from @VictoriaDahl to all the wingnut blather about birth control. http://t.co/Ib5ifwXT
13:08 "If you want people to respect your ideas, get better ideas." - @scalzi on Kirk Cameron http://t.co/Q7Y0k8bm
13:58 iPhone & AppleTV upgraded to iOS 5.1, iPad in progress. No bumps along the way.

2012-03-07

Tuesday's Tweets

08:27 Robocall promises me I can save on my gas bill. Which would be great if I wasn't all electric here. Yay, shotgun marketing!
10:05 Just put my @netflix account on hold. It's called voting with my dollars. #boycottrush
10:12 @IsobelCarr War with Iran will be self-funding from the oil we take. Isn't that how the Iraq war worked out?
12:07 That was quick. Netflix clarified their stance on Rush. They didn't mean to advertise there and will be sure they don't again. Hold unheld.
12:14 @pemalevy Looks like @Netflix ad was a mistake, a local ad buy. They didn't intend to be an advertiser. http://t.co/8jO00Udb
14:55 Does Patricia Heaton lose roles because of her political views, or because she doesn't know when to STFU? http://t.co/Xfc75oPe
19:44 RT @joshtpm: Ohio def tightening in Mitts favor. http://t.co/s2ZpGiya [That doesn't sound sexual at all.]
20:54 @ebertchicago To be precise, it was an accident @netflix advertised on Rush's show in 1st place. A local ad buy they won't let happen again.

2012-03-06

Monday's Tweets

10:04 Oh, Lorax. Your message was so loud and clear. What made you give up what you once held so dear? http://t.co/5oLzvZgm
10:19 Bad week for Rush. Turns out it's not just advertisers who are abandoning His Assholiness. http://t.co/iukADAFw
10:47 Wow. iPad + iPhone + app + case = digital ukulele. Just the thing for the next #JoCoCruiseCrazy http://t.co/GRMRcrX5
10:48 Why was Rush's apology so lame? Maybe because he isn't a bit sorry. (Duh.) http://t.co/ilEVkxDy
12:00 SC County GOP marches proudly into... wait, was there a time before premarital sex & porn? http://t.co/CkhII9WJ
12:48 Listen to @waitwait's @PeterSagal extoll @onthemedia's Bob Garfield for beating up on those who so deserve it. http://t.co/grOjGLjR
19:10 @mariancall "It's not you, it's me. (But it's probably you.)" - #MariansComputer
20:50 RT @StephenAtHome: Advertisers are abandoning Rush Limbaugh. Where will Summer's Eve find a spokesperson now? [Ouch!]

2012-03-05

Sunday's Tweets

08:58 From the No Shit Department: RT @TPMLiveWire: Paul: Limbaugh Apologized Because Of His 'Bottom Line' http://t.co/ZNVQLrON via @pemalevy
13:58 Waiting for The Artist to begin. Hope it's good.
18:45 Music so excellent i just happily paid 8 clams for it @bandcamp: http://t.co/CoQNWUfj
21:06 @IsobelCarr Feminist is a dirty word in the same way that liberal is. Good thing I like dirty words.

2012-03-04

Saturday's Tweets

10:39 Sorry, Carbonite CEO, but that's not remotely good enough. http://t.co/hgXlZW0O
15:54 Sorry, Rush, but I'm not impressed. That apology is about as sincere as anything else you've ever said or done. http://t.co/Nb7UKitH
17:08 Carbonite went from "we'll talk to Rush" to "we'll withdraw our advertising" in a matter of hours. Power to the people! http://t.co/itwv8ABi
17:24 Sharing cruise photos with my Sea Monkey friends makes me miss them something awful. http://t.co/Rp5Io48K
18:05 Beware the towel monkey! http://t.co/FD59eiTP #JoCoCruiseCrazy
19:16 RT @pourmecoffee: It's really slutty out there tonight. Everyone be careful. [Careful? It sounds delightful!]

2012-03-03

Friday's Tweets

07:55 Shaming Limbaugh advertisers works. I'm surprised; thought anyone advertising with Rush was inherently shamelsss. http://t.co/slZuHNd6
13:42 When Rush calls someone a slut, he knows what he's talking about. http://t.co/1Xbz1h6w
14:58 @alwayscoffee Love that show. Saw it on Broadway and the road company version in San Francisco. Even made Farscape music videos from it.
21:03 @VictoriaDahl Five! Citrix announced they're pulling their ads as well. http://t.co/M5UtcTbc

2012-03-02

Thursday's Tweets

09:34 RT @VictoriaDahl: “@TPM: BREAKING: Senate votes 51-48 to kill Blunt amendment http://t.co/ZqyMA4iJ” Yes! Yes, yes, YES! [Too damn close.]
10:05 RT @ebertchicago: Andrew Breitbart: "I liked being hated more than I liked being liked." http://t.co/fo5xRB87 [Mission accomplished.]
17:56 Wisconsin legislator proposes most misogynist law yet, equating single parents to child abuse. Wow. http://t.co/2uRK4AOw
18:57 RT @BreakingNews: New Zealand's iconic but quake-crippled Christ Church Cathedral to be demolished - http://t.co/EnYY0qkb [Tragic.]
19:18 Someone should tell Sarah Palin that keeping quiet would be a better strategy. Oh, someone has? Several someones? http://t.co/0IahA7Xs

2012-03-01

Wednesday's Tweets

07:55 As we deplore The Lorax selling SUVs, it may help to remember that Dr. Seuss was an ad man. http://t.co/T65boiYa
10:55 Bizarre and impressive: the James Bond Theme performed by quadcopters. http://t.co/7NLQXyO2
10:57 Goodbye, David Jones. I'll be singing Daydream Believer & Shades of Gray in my head all day in your honor.
14:10 @mttmrphy Thanks for being part of our #JoCoCruiseCrazy adventure. You rock!