2011-11-26
13:20 |
In the Black Friday battle, Fry's wins over Best Buy by having enough parking. Managed to buy nothing, so I win too. |
13:20 |
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Wow...Beaufort, SC is beautiful! Old houses...Spanish moss, and-OH THE HORROR! http://t.co/97bvA6sR [Shocking!] |
13:56 |
MSFT says Siri's just like TellMe. This Aussie demo suggests otherwise. http://t.co/DnIUYQfy |
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2011-11-24
09:13 |
Rick Perry: In every person's soul, there is a hole that can only be filled by the Lord Jesus Christ. Me: Fuck off and die, Rick Perry. |
09:43 |
Glad to know Romney's campaign isn't bugged by that whole Bear False Witness thing in the 10 Commandments. http://t.co/gQMSGsxo |
10:48 |
@millhouseyiddo What can I say? As a non-Christian, I take offense at any claim that Their Way is the only way. Even worse from a candidate. |
11:02 |
@millhouseyiddo I know you were going for comic effect. I just felt the need to say why it was such an offensive remark. |
11:03 |
@millhouseyiddo Besides, any rant against Christians has to be done before Thanksgiving, else it get filed under the War on Christmas. |
12:34 |
@millhouseyiddo Naw, Perry's done. Looking like Mittens, with Newt a dark horse possibility. |
12:39 |
@millhouseyiddo No, Perry's the forgetful one. Mittens is the "say whatever you want to hear" flip-flopper. |
16:39 |
Me? I'm thankful for @paulandstorm, & not just because they were part of the group that gave us Enormous Penis. http://t.co/Iax2Bz2e |
17:13 |
@cschweitz @joshtpm As with the Fox News babes, I can't let your hotness obscure your vile views. Muppets are good for America! |
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2011-11-23
06:21 |
Once again, study shows Fox News viewers don't know nuthin. In other news, gravity sucks. http://t.co/flbOxoQq |
08:49 |
No, Michele Bachmann. The press doesn't ignore you because you're a woman. They do it because you're a loser. http://t.co/Y6RdzqFt |
09:08 |
RT @DRUNKHULK: FOX SAY PEPPER SPRAY LIKE FOOD! CONGRESS SAY PIZZA LIKE VEGETABLE! NEXT THEY SAY LIFE LIKE CEREAL! APPLE LIKE COMPUTER! |
10:09 |
Wow. Did Mittens Romney really say all these evil things? http://t.co/ArOcJxrh |
10:25 |
In case you thought racist humor was passé, welcome to Wodka: http://t.co/5v1Xo7oN |
11:31 |
RT @wilw: VOTE GONZO! http://t.co/c6EWkTli #TeamGonzo [I did!] |
15:50 |
A world without Anne McCaffrey is a colder, duller place. Pern misses you, and so do I. |
18:28 |
Thank you, Amazon, for not taking down these wonderful pepper spray reviews. Not yet, anyway. http://t.co/K3UVQUjf |
19:40 |
Wanna feel good about your iPad? Read these instructions for getting a screen shot of a Kindle Fire. http://t.co/8V1DMs8U |
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2011-11-22
14:31 |
One of the @tmbg Johns will DJ on JoCoCruiseCrazy? I am full of squee. http://t.co/0t7LdX7p |
17:32 |
Back from LA and the #Farscape con this morning. Exhausted after a 9:25am flight. How much worse my original 6:30 flight plan? Need sleep. |
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2011-11-19
15:05 |
What you make on the beer, you lose on the peanuts. Saved 100s buying a cheap ticket to the Farscape con. Blew that & more on a browncoat. |
17:07 |
Forgot how much Scapers feel like family. And that includes the cast. I've missed you guys. |
17:18 |
@cabri No. Mine's from Pendragon. Love their work. |
23:46 |
just back from the fabulous cabaret. Imagine Braca and Grayza singing Suddenly Meeklo, which will only make sense to a #Farscape fan. |
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2011-11-18
14:11 |
Been so long since I flew out of San Jose, I forgot they moved long term parking. Glad I gave myself lots of time. |
14:33 |
Fastest I think I've ever gone through airport security. Guess Thursday early afternoon isn't a popular time to fly out of SJC. |
19:23 |
What's wrong with this picture? http://t.co/HH9i6dsy |
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2011-11-17
12:41 |
RT @ThePlumLineGS: RT @petersuderman "They’re the same fucking bill." http://t.co/UJ9o0G9w [Oh, Mittens. Just admit what we all know.] |
13:38 |
@mattkozovski I had a blast at Chris's Toronto workshop. I bet you will too! @chrismarquardt |
15:46 |
Just checked in for my flight to LAX tomorrow. Gonna spend a weekend with my Scaper buds. There will likely be beer involved. |
18:16 |
@paulandstorm "We don't need you"? What kind of language is that? You seemed such nice boys. |
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2011-11-16
2011-11-15
07:45 |
Off to S San Fran to learn about photography from Scott Kelby. Hoping for a fun and educational day. |
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2011-11-14
09:27 |
100k Atlas Shrugged DVDs recalled because they suggested people not act like self-centered dicks. Now that's comedy! http://t.co/183uVQSi |
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2011-11-13
08:31 |
Amazon leads massive shakeup in publishing. Big lesson to microstock agencies like iStock who screw their suppliers. http://t.co/tdu37WG7 |
10:15 |
Conan's farewell to The Tonight Show as kinetic typography. Cooler than it sounds. Amazingly cool. http://t.co/xWJRpWeG |
10:18 |
Bill O'Reilly is just as truth-challenged regarding history as he is with current events.http://bit.ly/tIWEXY |
10:23 |
@cschweitz iOS 5.0.1 fixes a few bugs, including some security issues. If you upgrade from the phone itself, it's quick. No problems. |
12:30 |
@paulandstorm Since you love & recommend @ThrillingAdv, may I suggest @Decoder_Ring? A little more serious (a very little) but sublime. |
16:59 |
Looks like my iPhone/Microcell problems may be false positives. It all works, even when the phone says it has no signal. Weird, huh? |
17:09 |
Herman Cain would overthrow Iran's government? Been there, done that, had our embassy occupied when they took it back. Not our finest hours. |
18:20 |
RT @TPM: Cain and Bachmann pledge to bring back waterboarding: http://t.co/nEqpA9GL [Of each other?] |
19:46 |
Listening to Shatner cover of Bohemian Rhapsody on @Coverville. God, please make it stop! We're talking Mr. Tambourine Man level of awful. |
22:31 |
Michele Bachmann demands equal opportunity for her campaign? I thought she was opposed to that kind of thing. http://t.co/x0lKEHyC |
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2011-11-12
09:22 |
Happy Nigel Tufnel Day. This day goes to 11! |
09:45 |
Funny that @altonbrown RTs tweets that insult him. Not doing that, both because I enjoy his shows a lot and because I won't tweet whore. |
10:09 |
Just got tickets for the Mythbusters Tour at Flint Center in January. BTW, Ticketmaster, you have found a new way to suck. Die, die, die! |
10:47 |
Making fun of Rick Perry's brain freeze is now a thing. http://t.co/w5kyu0eh |
16:01 |
Can you spare two minutes to watch Rick Perry do his drooling idiot impression? He's really good at it. http://t.co/PdBRT3Mc |
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2011-11-11
11:34 |
Updating iPhone to iOS 5.0.1. Curious to see if I notice any difference. |
16:01 |
I wasn't gonna buy Farscape on Blu-Ray. I mean, I've already bought it three times. Enough, right? Damn you, Amazon. http://t.co/5YnnDQ7S |
16:01 |
RT @laurenme0w: Tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11. Bloody Americans. [Glad she straightened that out.] |
16:18 |
Here's a shocker: the makers of Farmville cheat their employees out of their IPO windfall. (Scumbags.) http://t.co/Hjr63Utw |
16:53 |
A Scaper friend points out that http://t.co/UmDBHWKb has the Farscape Blu-Ray for even less than Amazon. $6.89 saved after tax & shipping. |
17:34 |
Looks like I'm not the only one with AT&T Microcell problems since moving to iOS 5. Hope they figure this out quick. http://t.co/Sm9iVz5G |
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2011-11-10
03:48 |
So it turns out the future of multimedia on mobile devices isn't Flash after all. Steve Jobs was right again. Shocking. http://t.co/rar2CIoA |
13:01 |
Busy day. Morning's photo shoot done, afternoon shoot after a quick lunch. |
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2011-11-09
08:26 |
Oh, Jon Huntsman. Too bad you'll never be the nominee. Then again... http://t.co/6q14AmCv |
08:31 |
RT @joshtpm: Jon Stewart: Refusing Media Questions, Herman Cain Is Saying ‘No Means No’ http://t.co/IrolDhZn via @TPM [How ironic!] |
08:33 |
http://t.co/wMjVgTFq is coming to town, and I'll be there to learn from him. Maybe I'll find out what these extra buttons on my camera do. |
09:05 |
Weird to have election day with no actual electing going on. No propositions or nuthin'. |
10:42 |
Vanna White's Greek myth movie only the 2nd worst? Hard to believe. (Most sucktastic acting debut ever.) http://t.co/TflkD6Oo |
19:57 |
Good to know only 41% of Mississippians are fucking insane. |
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2011-11-08
10:55 |
@barryeisler It's like a big American flag hug! |
13:53 |
RT @joshtpm: Rush Limbaugh: It's Pronounced Sharon 'Buy-A-Lick (Slurp, Slurp)' http://t.co/mOeFNjgZ [Stay classy, Rush.] |
13:56 |
RT @mostlylisa: How does the iPhone 4S measure-up against all other iPhone models in low light shooting? http://t.co/muAF99iR [Amazing.] |
16:21 |
Power just went out, and came back after 15 seconds or so. WTF? |
16:28 |
Not surprising that Iowans who think Cain's fit to be president also believe these accusations are a giant conspiracy. http://t.co/uk1f4nr8 |
18:33 |
Oh, Richard Schickel. Why didn't I consult you before TiVo-ing The Day The Earth Stood Still? http://t.co/s6zpIeu7 |
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2011-11-06
08:29 |
With Andy Rooney gone, who will be the next poster child for cranky? |
20:38 |
@VictoriaDahl Heavy petting? You mean there are puppies? |
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2011-11-05
2011-11-04
08:27 |
As much fun as it is to watch, does anyone really believe a buffoon like Herman Cain will really be the Repug nominee? |
11:10 |
Try this now. Go to Google and type in "do a barrel roll" without quotes. You'll laugh. |
18:38 |
Hey, http://t.co/mJkRYN7y! I don't want girls who love Jesus. I want them to love me. (Ad fail on Facebook) |
19:27 |
How can you not love @Molly23 and Stephen Fry? http://t.co/MselrLKN |
20:51 |
Wow. http://t.co/yfp589a9 #OccupyOakland |
22:02 |
Don't watch much TV any more, aside from @TheDailyShow & @ColbertReport. But boy, have I missed #Bones. Good episode tonight. |
22:40 |
This video combines four of my favorite things. I'll let you figure out what they are, but they're all awesome. http://t.co/Bez3LDkk |
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2011-11-03
13:31 |
Glenn Beck's sponsors weren't on the up and up? How will I stand the shock? http://t.co/ir8O5b7d |
18:29 |
"Our field (social psychology) is one where a great deal of currency is placed on surprising you." Surprise! http://t.co/fXtDAGMl |
18:34 |
RT @HunterDK: I have not been sexually harassed by Herman Cain. I am the one percent. [Eww!] |
18:45 |
@alwayscoffee We had a portrait session: photographers shooting each other. It was hysterical! |
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2011-11-02
09:01 |
Spent last night at a friend's, helping to distribute candy. Costumes are so much better than when I was a kid. Jealous. |
09:35 |
@Mr_R0b0t0 That wasn't my tweet. It was a reply from @HelloTheFuture. |
09:35 |
@HelloTheFuture I bet you looked cute, if a bit low rent. Any photographic evidence? |
10:53 |
Yet another reason to avoid licorice. As if the taste wasn't enough of one. http://t.co/datZ4jWW |
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2011-11-01
07:35 |
On Planned Parenthood and race, as with so much else, Herman Cain is a lying sack of shit. http://t.co/WPaLCoBQ |
08:47 |
Planned Parenthood gives advice on safe sex with vampires. No, not Republicans, although that was my first guess. http://t.co/EMzF8pri |
08:56 |
Well, color me shocked! All's not well with Kim Kardashain's marriage? Who could possibly have seen that one coming? http://t.co/EmcoVWIv |
14:33 |
Booking shore excursions for @jococruisecrazy next February. So now I know where we're going! And no, I didn't know before just now. |
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2011-10-31
2011-10-30
08:03 |
Siri's mad as hell & not gonna take it any more. http://t.co/NZoxgddL (Want an iPhone 4S so bad...) |
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2011-10-29
07:14 |
Accidental corporate decision making: how Disney banned Tweedledum & Dee. http://t.co/yVIJ2H64 |
08:53 |
Tea Baggers want Bachmann to quit race & leave terrifying asshole slot to Rick Perry. But she's prettier! http://t.co/flaUPc0F |
23:17 |
Back from my photo shoot. The model is 7 1/2 months pregnant, a first for me. More photos to edit... |
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2011-10-28
2011-10-27
12:28 |
Steak & eggs at Harris Ranch. That's right before the manure stink, for those of you who know the drive up I-5. |
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2011-10-26
07:17 |
Our hotel suite for the Shootout was so full of junk all weekend. Now it feels empty. Will be really empty when I pack up the car and go. |
08:23 |
Saying goodbye to the view. http://t.co/M9K46Rqp |
11:38 |
Border checkpoint waved me through. Guess I don't look Mexican today. |
11:42 |
Just crossed into California. Funny that the scene changes so much on this side of the Colorado. |
13:52 |
High winds through the desert make for an exciting drive. |
18:27 |
Bad news: motel WiFi's broken. Good news: 3G tethering here is great, & twice as fast as my DSL at home. Jeeze, AT&T. |
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2011-10-25
06:22 |
The Shootout is done. But two more shoots at my hotel today before I start the drive home tomorrow morning. |
18:05 |
Done with all my Arizona shoots. Take my AZ roomie to the airport tonight, and start the drive home tomorrow morning. |
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2011-10-23
17:31 |
Quote from my photographer friend, Bill: "She was hotter on the bottom than on her face." Context is for sissies. |
21:06 |
Second day of my Arizona Shootout weekend is done. 1150 pictures so far. We're gonna need a bigger disk. |
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