Tuesday's Tweets
15:40 | Conservative principles? Is that like jumbo shrimp? http://t.co/zEihWpWK |
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2012-12-05
15:40 | Conservative principles? Is that like jumbo shrimp? http://t.co/zEihWpWK |
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2012-11-05
14:43 | Harry Reid was right after all. Mitt avoided paying any taxes at all for years. http://t.co/u7xFvOeZ |
17:26 | @stephenfry Some of us appreciate your opinions. I certainly do. |
19:31 | Every time you think you've seen the limits to the Romney campaign's insensitivity, they surprise you. http://t.co/nzk982rF |
20:17 | Okay, Apple, explain the logic of iPhone and iOS Photos showing my pictures in different orders. One's creation time, the other's mod time. |
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2012-10-05
10:46 | Lesson from spending 3 days commuting to San Francisco for JavaOne: you do not want to commute to SF. Ever. Also, avoid mixing alcohol. Eep. |
14:46 | @VictoriaDahl At least Sununu didn't call him shiftless. |
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2012-09-05
13:58 | Fascinating article about user experience online and in apps. http://t.co/q89C0hSE |
14:08 | So Paul Ryan's numbers are a little off. What's a factor of 29 between friends?http://t.co/SavgWjCy |
16:26 | Oh, the shock of biting down on an M&M, thinking it's kind of stale and then realizing it's actually a Skittle. |
18:29 | RT @DCdebbie: GOP Candidate Wants Life Sentences For Rape Victims Who Obtain Abortions http://t.co/89zTL3p8 [Unbelievable.] |
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2012-08-05
09:43 | @alwayscoffee Did somebody really type "a fore mentioned"? Could be worse. They might have spelled it "four". |
13:38 | Douglas Adams provides an object lesson in censorship producing better (or at least funnier) art. http://t.co/JJiuk9Jg |
15:50 | Gee, I can have 1000s of new followers? How? By spamming them like you just spammed me? Thanks, but no. |
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2012-07-05
07:10 | Right winger at 13, Obama supporter at 17. Guess even Conservatives are capable of growth. Some of 'em, anyway. http://t.co/gAqZdrPU |
14:44 | Drove down to Morgan Hill to test out my new camera. So far I like it a whole lot. http://t.co/2irWvAjx |
14:55 | PowerPoint rule #1: Never *ever* use Comic Sans in a presentation. Ever. |
14:56 | PowerPoint rule #2: Every transition & animation style you use loses you 5% of your credibility. |
15:11 | PowerPoint rule #3: Funny pictures on your slides are a bad idea. Imagine a painful silence in the room. Now prepare to live it. |
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2012-06-05
06:43 | Trololo guy, we hardly knew ye. http://t.co/hsguuXBG |
07:01 | RT @tobyharnden: Haley Barbour on Perry: "You can step on your dick. You just can't jump up and down on it." http://t.co/6P92r114 [Classy.] |
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2012-05-05
08:36 | Via @reduced, the perfect #Shakespeare tee for Star Wars Day: http://t.co/dWq7fdgj #MayThe4thBeWithYou |
09:16 | Remember that iPhone that caught fire on a flight in Oz last year? Turns out a botched repair was likely at fault. http://t.co/b2inooH5 |
10:10 | Listen, credit card robocaller. How can this be my final courtesy call when you WON'T STOP CALLING? You even lie about your lies. |
20:11 | At a Beatles tribute concert. How come they all have hair like Wolowitz? |
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2012-04-05
08:55 | @petersagal How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None; we'll just declare darkness an industry standard. |
08:56 | @petersagal How many feminists does it take to change a #lightbulb? One, and that's NOT FUNNY! |
08:58 | @petersagal How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "It's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark." |
08:59 | @petersagal How many software engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, it's clearly a hardware problem. |
09:01 | @petersagal How many hardware engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, we'll change the documentation. |
09:02 | @petersagal How many New Yorkers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "None of your f%#king business!" |
09:09 | What's the difference between a computer salesman and Rick Santorum? The salesman doesn't know he's full of shit. http://t.co/xLYnmj6L |
10:28 | If Romney doesn't believe he can win without lying, is there anyone who believes he can govern without lying? |
12:27 | Road tripping'! Taking a little drive in the Central Valley for a few days. So far the weather is cooperating. |
12:42 | Got the "You look just like Spielberg" thing again today. I don't see it, aside from Jewish, gray hair, beard & glasses. |
18:59 | Here's something you don't see in the Bay Area. Or is that just me? http://t.co/etAM4ObW |
22:14 | @srj68 Right now I'm on the Central Valley side of Pacheco Pass. So there's water for fishing around here. But live bait vending? Funny. |
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2012-03-05
08:58 | From the No Shit Department: RT @TPMLiveWire: Paul: Limbaugh Apologized Because Of His 'Bottom Line' http://t.co/ZNVQLrON via @pemalevy |
13:58 | Waiting for The Artist to begin. Hope it's good. |
18:45 | Music so excellent i just happily paid 8 clams for it @bandcamp: http://t.co/CoQNWUfj |
21:06 | @IsobelCarr Feminist is a dirty word in the same way that liberal is. Good thing I like dirty words. |
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2012-02-05
07:54 | Why is it so much fun to read about truly craptacular work? Because it is. http://t.co/V5tZGDoa |
07:58 | Sarcasm dead ahead! Snarky reviews of "How to Avoid Huge Ships" are a riot. http://t.co/1AAHRACf |
08:11 | When truth is said in jest, and on a Saturday, must be the Macalope. Another cogent & funny piece: http://t.co/BXfusFol |
14:29 | The 9 most disappointing attractions in Europe. I've seen 5, but I'm not saying which 5. http://t.co/wcD7ftCi |
14:48 | @paulandstorm Shirebucks #MiddleEarthMall |
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2012-01-05
08:58 | Mitt's rep tries to justify jobs claims, has to admit that they're bogus. http://t.co/V8q3Ur1p |
09:09 | News flash: Michele Bachmann is less delusional than Rick Perry. Yeah, it surprises me too. |
12:53 | I'm sad that my autocorrect just makes me look careless, not perverse like these people. http://t.co/qNy2SuW5 |
17:10 | Creator of #Farscape has show approved about cult show's insane fans. Not based on Scapers, at least not entirely. http://t.co/UyF3e8K3 |
20:08 | I knew Ron Paul was right wing, maybe even the most right wing Congresscritter in my lifetime, but wow. http://t.co/fq9JTHQD |
21:53 | "Hallo. My name is Newt Gingrich. You killed my campaign. Prepare to die." Thank you, @StephenAtHome. |
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