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Wednesday's Tweets
| 08:55 | @petersagal How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None; we'll just declare darkness an industry standard. |
| 08:56 | @petersagal How many feminists does it take to change a #lightbulb? One, and that's NOT FUNNY! |
| 08:58 | @petersagal How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "It's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark." |
| 08:59 | @petersagal How many software engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, it's clearly a hardware problem. |
| 09:01 | @petersagal How many hardware engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, we'll change the documentation. |
| 09:02 | @petersagal How many New Yorkers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "None of your f%#king business!" |
| 09:09 | What's the difference between a computer salesman and Rick Santorum? The salesman doesn't know he's full of shit. http://t.co/xLYnmj6L |
| 10:28 | If Romney doesn't believe he can win without lying, is there anyone who believes he can govern without lying? |
| 12:27 | Road tripping'! Taking a little drive in the Central Valley for a few days. So far the weather is cooperating. |
| 12:42 | Got the "You look just like Spielberg" thing again today. I don't see it, aside from Jewish, gray hair, beard & glasses. |
| 18:59 | Here's something you don't see in the Bay Area. Or is that just me? http://t.co/etAM4ObW |
| 22:14 | @srj68 Right now I'm on the Central Valley side of Pacheco Pass. So there's water for fishing around here. But live bait vending? Funny. |
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