2011-08-21
| 08:02 |
Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, but Michele Bachman sees back into time to fear the Soviets. http://t.co/MPle7KA |
| 08:29 |
Do 90% of Internet users really not know to use Ctrl-F to search? Do they need someone to cut up their meat too? http://t.co/P20DXXh |
| 09:43 |
Off to Sacramento. Shooting with Lisa this afternoon. Can't wait! |
| 17:29 |
Today's model is a no show. Always hated being stood up by blind dates. This feels just as bad, and is a lot more expensive to boot. |
| 19:15 |
I was feeling sorry for myself for being stood up by a model. Then I read this. http://t.co/BgIdjZc |
| 21:42 |
RT @counternotions: "Prediction is hard — especially about the future." [Deep.] |
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2011-08-20
| 07:30 |
RT @dmataconis: Woman who quit her job half way through criticizes POTUS for taking vacation http://t.co/2uvXRaL [Wonder who he means.] |
| 07:31 |
Going to see (& hear) Lewis Black at Mountain Winery tonight. Should be epic. |
| 13:52 |
When someone goes on about how they're relevant, it's a pretty sure bet they're anything but. http://t.co/RmJUMq1 |
| 23:32 |
Back from Lewis Black. My new conception of hell is trying to get out of Mountain Winery after a concert. |
| 23:38 |
BTW, Lewis Black is a weird combination of entertaining and infuriating. Which I mean as high praise. If you aren't furious, you're asleep. |
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2011-08-19
| 06:45 |
@lizbelsky But I don't *want* to get married! Okay if we just fool around for a while? |
| 09:09 |
I got 15 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA |
| 09:10 |
@alwayscoffee The Mac OS X dictionary doesn't recognize it, for whatever that's worth. |
| 09:14 |
@alwayscoffee I'd go ahead and use it. Even if it isn't recognized as a word, the meaning is obvious and unambiguous. What else matters? |
| 11:57 |
RT @JonHuntsman: To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy. [A sane Repug? Imagine that.] |
| 12:31 |
@youhas Agreed. He has no chance of becoming the candidate. Just surprising to hear something sane from anyone in the GOP. |
| 12:36 |
So another iPad killer suffers a quick and ignominious demise. HP's TouchPad will be touched no more. http://t.co/7Vkrqwa |
| 12:56 |
@TomTomUSA Pontiac LeMans. 1968, which my parents got me in 1975. Loved that car. |
| 14:39 |
@macosken The HP Charnel House? |
| 14:45 |
Facebook should buy Palm just for the naming opportunity. Too good to pass up. http://t.co/FghFCnE |
| 15:18 |
Ewwww! http://t.co/tKXfewp |
| 22:05 |
Back from dinner in SF with @chrismarquardt and his workshop attendees. Always fun to hang out with photographers. |
| 22:22 |
WhyTF does anyone listen to analysts ever? http://t.co/5Fb8bLy |
| 22:24 |
Number 1 with a bullet. Or is that "number 1 takes a bullet"? http://t.co/oQvWB4D |
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2011-08-18
2011-08-17
2011-08-16
| 09:09 |
I got 15 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA |
| 13:57 |
RT @joeywags: Q: What do you call nocturnal ministering? A: Preachers of the night. [Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna be dirty...] |
| 15:48 |
@wilw Echofon's the best. Use it on my Mac, iPhone & iPad. |
| 20:28 |
Rick Perry let his father in law perform his vasectomy? That's just nuts! |
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2011-08-15
| 19:46 |
Now I'm confused. Howcum Marcus Bachmann doesn't look any more comfortable eating penis-shaped foods than Michele? http://j.mp/osrNC4 |
| 19:46 |
Two shoots today. One outside, one in. One clothed, one not. I'll leave you to figure out which was which. |
| 19:53 |
My followers live in the U.S. (64.6%), the U.K. (6.5%) & Canada (5%) [top 3]. Find yours at http://t.co/ZHvPtJA |
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2011-08-14
| 09:05 |
I got 59 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA |
| 14:18 |
Mono is good. Stereo is evil. (Like Bert is Evil?) Thank you, Bob Dylan! http://t.co/hmkJsjR |
| 16:42 |
Thanks, Adobe. Thought I'd uninstall Photoshop CS4, since I have CS5. But your uninstaller wiped some stuff CS5 needs. Not happy. |
| 19:59 |
Is @KeithOlbermann right? Is this shot of Michele Bachmann (http://j.mp/nUqRgr) really worse than yesterday's (http://t.co/0SkXhDN)? |
| 20:18 |
@ebertchicago Good but not perfect. I went for the 15" MacBook Pro. Needed more than 4GB of memory. |
| 20:54 |
This Iowa Straw Poll, it's about literally buying votes? Only a Republican could see nothing undemocratic about that. |
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2011-08-13
| 09:06 |
I got 26 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:33 |
So Samsung lied when it claimed surprise at Apple tablet injunction in EU. They knew & objected but lost anyway. http://bit.ly/nSvMFi |
| 09:44 |
To be fair to this Indiana state rep, maybe "a really good time" means Monopoly. Or Clue; could be Clue. http://bit.ly/qvRlp1 |
| 10:25 |
So proud. Managed to make it into the gym every day this week! And next week I may even exercise. Don't want to rush into things, you see. |
| 11:04 |
Just turned in my badge and the work laptop. So that's it for that job. |
| 14:36 |
Deep fried butter? With luck, all the Repugs in the Midwest will stroke out before election day. |
| 16:32 |
MacBook memory upgrade is done, and I didn't lose any of the teeny screws. Okay, I *almost* lost one. But I found it, so that doesn't count. |
| 19:40 |
Is it sexist to suggest that Michele Bachmann not consume any more penis-shaped foods in public? http://t.co/0SkXhDN |
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2011-08-12
2011-08-11
| 10:03 |
Robert Bork is so extreme, he makes Scalia seem almost reasonable. So who does Mitt pick to co-chair his legal team? http://huff.to/o9sj9I |
| 14:11 |
What timing! Got back from lunch and a stop at REI just as UPS truck pulled up. It's my new MacBook Pro! Now xfering stuff from backup disk. |
| 15:49 |
Not sure yet about Lion, but HOLY SHIT, is this MacBook Pro fast! Can't wait for the memory upgrade to arrive! |
| 22:53 |
@paulandstorm "Songs she sang to me, Songs she brang to me, Words that rang in me, Rhymes that sprang from me." #BullshitLyric |
| 22:54 |
@paulandstorm "And no one heard at all, not even the chair." That Neil Diamond, he knew a #BullshitLyric when he wrote one. |
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2011-08-10
2011-08-09
| 09:09 |
I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:51 |
Photographer friend was gravely ill in Lisbon, now on the mend, back in US. Even an atheist's wishes sometimes come true. |
| 10:28 |
@KobeATL I am. I'll send you a copy of the latest update via MM. |
| 11:03 |
"It takes 2,000,000,000,002 to lie, Marge. One to lie, and 2,000,000,000,001 to listen." #HomerSimpsonLogic #SandPmath |
| 12:52 |
Flickr downgraded my account from Safe to Moderate. Guess somebody complained about a bare bottom. But it's such a *nice* bottom. |
| 14:22 |
@HappyTinfoilCat Thanks for the advice. Pretty sure I'm safe from deletion; the images in question are just over the line into Moderate. |
| 14:30 |
A Pac-Man themed Twitter app for my iPhone? How did they know? http://ow.ly/1e9Dms |
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2011-08-08
2011-08-07
| 09:03 |
I got 39 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 11:23 |
If you had any doubt Michele Bachmann's a moron, she thinks she can fix the economy by sending signals. Yeah, that'll do it. |
| 13:44 |
@mariancall I'll be there. If it matters, 9/7 is my birfday. |
| 14:08 |
My MacBook Pro is ordered and in process. Thanks, Elke! |
| 17:01 |
Such efficiency! Ordered my MacBook at noon today, got shipment notice at 4:53pm. So where is it? Is it here yet? Is it? |
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2011-08-06
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2011-08-04
| 22:47 |
Mac just found two software updates. Brother printer update is 16MB. HP printer update is 120MB. Really, HP? |
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2011-08-03
| 09:03 |
I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:50 |
Manager pulls me into his office. This can't be good. (It wasn't.) |
| 10:53 |
@alwayscoffee Because krypton is a gas in the real world, and kryptonite exists only in the comics. |
| 13:37 |
Having friends is good. Having friends at Apple is better, especially as my former employer expects their MacBook Pro back. |
| 13:49 |
@annvosspeterson Yepper. Saw it coming, but still feeling a sense of shock. Good thing I have photo shoots and trips to think about. |
| 13:57 |
@annvosspeterson Thanks, Ann. I think it'll turn out okay. Maybe even better than okay. |
| 13:59 |
@annvosspeterson It's a deal. And if it works out, maybe I'll be back for another RT. Miss you and the other crazy writers! |
| 14:16 |
@annvosspeterson Why else would I feel so much at home with you and your sistren? Crazy writer ladies are the best! |
| 14:51 |
@scapersuse Yep, I'm formerly employed. Could be worse, though. I'll miss the money but not much else. |
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2011-08-02
2011-07-31
| 09:41 |
@altonbrown But you're now starting your 50th year, so there's that. |
| 19:55 |
@VictoriaDahl Diddlenubs? |
| 20:01 |
@VictoriaDahl How can I know that? I don't even know what they are! (And neither does Google, and it knows all.) |
| 20:05 |
@VictoriaDahl I learn so much from you. And your books of course. |
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2011-07-29
| 05:04 |
@VictoriaDahl Don Lemon did a great bit on last night's Colbert. Broke through the fourth wall. |
| 05:14 |
Study in contrast between UK & US: @TheDailyShow censored because Parliament footage can't be used for satire. http://bit.ly/nm340r |
| 08:24 |
Applying the marketing "elevator pitch" to skepticism. Concise, compelling & accurate. http://bit.ly/plREFw |
| 09:05 |
I got 59 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 12:51 |
Michele Bachmann declares her gay-not-gay husband off limits. Funny she never felt that way about Michelle Obama. http://bit.ly/o9tfcS |
| 15:26 |
RT @ThePlumLineGS: I wonder if God will give conflicting advice to House GOPers on how to vote on debt ceiling [God wouldn't, would he?] |
| 15:28 |
@VictoriaDahl I'd never heard that word before. Feel smarter already. |
| 17:18 |
@VictoriaDahl I do. I'd not heard of gris gris before, but Google gave me plenty of references. |
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2011-07-28
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2011-07-26
| 05:39 |
Software firm loses case brought by IBM, wants judge to seal evidence they're lying scum. http://bit.ly/oe2DxA |
| 05:41 |
Sarah Palin worship "documentary" to go video on demand. Who in the world is demanding that? http://bit.ly/nAGqsr |
| 07:06 |
Here's a hint for spammers: if your subject line or the start of your message includes the word "beloved", it goes straight into the bin. |
| 11:27 |
MobileMe's being contrary. Mail app can't get online to sync notes, gives me User Disabled error. Support couldn't help. Anyone else? |
| 12:55 |
@altonbrown You gonna eat all that? |
| 17:53 |
Hey, Apple! Stop turning on trackpad gestures every time I upgrade the OS! I turned them off for a reason, dammit! |
| 21:13 |
Tonight's Colbert Report: "This is America. Our vaginas speak English." Even good without context. |
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2011-07-25
2011-07-24
| 10:16 |
Its time to repeal #DOMA. @alfranken isnt waiting, and neither am I. Click here to join us: #itstime http://t.co/1RDemri |
| 13:44 |
I'm weak. Already subscribed to @SJRep. Got a call from Broadway San Jose & subscribed. Now ACT in SF called. Like I said, I'm weak. |
| 13:49 |
With Rehab, Amy Winehouse wrote her own epitaph. What an incredible waste. |
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2011-07-23
| 10:34 |
RT @kevermantweets: "Woman Gives Birth in McDonald's Bathroom in Newark" http://bit.ly/oDzCTD [Think she wanted fries with that?] |
| 19:14 |
Didn't get to #SDCC, but I did enjoy two hours shooting the adorable Jenna. So there's that. |
| 20:50 |
@billamend Not true! You have at least one. |
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2011-07-22
2011-07-21
| 07:10 |
Lesbian couple kicked out of Gertrude Stein exhibit for holding hands. In San Francisco. Oy, the irony! http://bit.ly/rsJuou |
| 08:48 |
Engineer on call talking about nut rules. His slides show he's talking about NAT: network address translation. Acronyms & accents don't mix. |
| 09:03 |
I got 22 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:11 |
Universal shows music companies can't be trusted with DMCA takedown power. http://bit.ly/pe2LTP |
| 09:12 |
@LorelieBrown I tried to visit, but my employer says the site is a source of malware & refused to let me in. |
| 09:14 |
@LorelieBrown It's twoo! It's twoo! |
| 10:31 |
@alwayscoffee Because they don't know the subject well enough to see all the ways they could be wrong. Or because they don't get nuance. |
| 10:42 |
@alwayscoffee Me too. It's the difference between having a debate vs. a conversation. I have no time for debates, and no interest. |
| 14:37 |
Yep, pretty much what I use it for. http://funni.ly/owazFG |
| 14:53 |
@RickWebb http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/finermac/~3/JJEURvSJDuk/7849528212 |
| 14:57 |
Here's a shocker. The FBI encounters forbidden knowledge publishers and acts sanely and rationally. http://bit.ly/qIpw9Y |
| 15:31 |
Trying a hack to reverse Mac scrolling so it matches my iThings and prepares me for Lion. Weird, but I like it. |
| 15:54 |
@VictoriaDahl Of all the legs I want to see, your son's doesn't even make it on the list... |
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