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2011-08-21

Saturday's Tweets

08:02 Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, but Michele Bachman sees back into time to fear the Soviets. http://t.co/MPle7KA
08:29 Do 90% of Internet users really not know to use Ctrl-F to search? Do they need someone to cut up their meat too? http://t.co/P20DXXh
09:43 Off to Sacramento. Shooting with Lisa this afternoon. Can't wait!
17:29 Today's model is a no show. Always hated being stood up by blind dates. This feels just as bad, and is a lot more expensive to boot.
19:15 I was feeling sorry for myself for being stood up by a model. Then I read this. http://t.co/BgIdjZc
21:42 RT @counternotions: "Prediction is hard — especially about the future." [Deep.]

2011-08-20

Friday's Tweets

07:30 RT @dmataconis: Woman who quit her job half way through criticizes POTUS for taking vacation http://t.co/2uvXRaL [Wonder who he means.]
07:31 Going to see (& hear) Lewis Black at Mountain Winery tonight. Should be epic.
13:52 When someone goes on about how they're relevant, it's a pretty sure bet they're anything but. http://t.co/RmJUMq1
23:32 Back from Lewis Black. My new conception of hell is trying to get out of Mountain Winery after a concert.
23:38 BTW, Lewis Black is a weird combination of entertaining and infuriating. Which I mean as high praise. If you aren't furious, you're asleep.

2011-08-19

Thursday's Tweets

06:45 @lizbelsky But I don't *want* to get married! Okay if we just fool around for a while?
09:09 I got 15 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA
09:10 @alwayscoffee The Mac OS X dictionary doesn't recognize it, for whatever that's worth.
09:14 @alwayscoffee I'd go ahead and use it. Even if it isn't recognized as a word, the meaning is obvious and unambiguous. What else matters?
11:57 RT @JonHuntsman: To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy. [A sane Repug? Imagine that.]
12:31 @youhas Agreed. He has no chance of becoming the candidate. Just surprising to hear something sane from anyone in the GOP.
12:36 So another iPad killer suffers a quick and ignominious demise. HP's TouchPad will be touched no more. http://t.co/7Vkrqwa
12:56 @TomTomUSA Pontiac LeMans. 1968, which my parents got me in 1975. Loved that car.
14:39 @macosken The HP Charnel House?
14:45 Facebook should buy Palm just for the naming opportunity. Too good to pass up. http://t.co/FghFCnE
15:18 Ewwww! http://t.co/tKXfewp
22:05 Back from dinner in SF with @chrismarquardt and his workshop attendees. Always fun to hang out with photographers.
22:22 WhyTF does anyone listen to analysts ever? http://t.co/5Fb8bLy
22:24 Number 1 with a bullet. Or is that "number 1 takes a bullet"? http://t.co/oQvWB4D

2011-08-18

Wednesday's Tweets

09:08 I got 21 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA
12:48 @austintichenor Would it have worked better as Christmas Without Balls?
13:39 For my former colleagues who don't get marketing, here's what it's all about: http://t.co/u4LMikm Watch the video. Buying one right now.

2011-08-17

Tuesday's Tweets

09:10 I got 53 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA
11:06 RT @TheLewisBlack: Will be performing at Mountain Winery in Saratoga, CA Friday 8/19. Get tickets here - http://t.co/qsERiwC [Got mine!]
18:09 @kunalnayyar We're all excited too!

2011-08-16

Monday's Tweets

09:09 I got 15 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA
13:57 RT @joeywags: Q: What do you call nocturnal ministering? A: Preachers of the night. [Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me. I wanna be dirty...]
15:48 @wilw Echofon's the best. Use it on my Mac, iPhone & iPad.
20:28 Rick Perry let his father in law perform his vasectomy? That's just nuts!

2011-08-15

Sunday's Tweets

19:46 Now I'm confused. Howcum Marcus Bachmann doesn't look any more comfortable eating penis-shaped foods than Michele? http://j.mp/osrNC4
19:46 Two shoots today. One outside, one in. One clothed, one not. I'll leave you to figure out which was which.
19:53 My followers live in the U.S. (64.6%), the U.K. (6.5%) & Canada (5%) [top 3]. Find yours at http://t.co/ZHvPtJA

2011-08-14

Saturday's Tweets

09:05 I got 59 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://t.co/gYVC6KA
14:18 Mono is good. Stereo is evil. (Like Bert is Evil?) Thank you, Bob Dylan! http://t.co/hmkJsjR
16:42 Thanks, Adobe. Thought I'd uninstall Photoshop CS4, since I have CS5. But your uninstaller wiped some stuff CS5 needs. Not happy.
19:59 Is @KeithOlbermann right? Is this shot of Michele Bachmann (http://j.mp/nUqRgr) really worse than yesterday's (http://t.co/0SkXhDN)?
20:18 @ebertchicago Good but not perfect. I went for the 15" MacBook Pro. Needed more than 4GB of memory.
20:54 This Iowa Straw Poll, it's about literally buying votes? Only a Republican could see nothing undemocratic about that.

2011-08-13

Friday's Tweets

09:06 I got 26 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:33 So Samsung lied when it claimed surprise at Apple tablet injunction in EU. They knew & objected but lost anyway. http://bit.ly/nSvMFi
09:44 To be fair to this Indiana state rep, maybe "a really good time" means Monopoly. Or Clue; could be Clue. http://bit.ly/qvRlp1
10:25 So proud. Managed to make it into the gym every day this week! And next week I may even exercise. Don't want to rush into things, you see.
11:04 Just turned in my badge and the work laptop. So that's it for that job.
14:36 Deep fried butter? With luck, all the Repugs in the Midwest will stroke out before election day.
16:32 MacBook memory upgrade is done, and I didn't lose any of the teeny screws. Okay, I *almost* lost one. But I found it, so that doesn't count.
19:40 Is it sexist to suggest that Michele Bachmann not consume any more penis-shaped foods in public? http://t.co/0SkXhDN

2011-08-12

Thursday's Tweets

08:22 Tea Party Congresscritter believes in fiscal responsibility, just not for him. Scratch a TPC, find a hypocrite. http://bit.ly/nHlY6h
10:04 RT @phirm: For all Nerdkind, I present: W00TSTOCK: THE SONG (w/ @nerdist & @paulandstorm)!! http://t.co/CI75aTb [Bought my copy!]
16:49 @alwayscoffee I'm almost afraid to ask, but what word *did* he or she mean to use?

2011-08-11

Wednesday's Tweets

10:03 Robert Bork is so extreme, he makes Scalia seem almost reasonable. So who does Mitt pick to co-chair his legal team? http://huff.to/o9sj9I
14:11 What timing! Got back from lunch and a stop at REI just as UPS truck pulled up. It's my new MacBook Pro! Now xfering stuff from backup disk.
15:49 Not sure yet about Lion, but HOLY SHIT, is this MacBook Pro fast! Can't wait for the memory upgrade to arrive!
22:53 @paulandstorm "Songs she sang to me, Songs she brang to me, Words that rang in me, Rhymes that sprang from me." #BullshitLyric
22:54 @paulandstorm "And no one heard at all, not even the chair." That Neil Diamond, he knew a #BullshitLyric when he wrote one.

2011-08-10

Tuesday's Tweets

06:57 SyFy pulls a #Farscape on #Eureka, presumably to make more room for psychics and wrestling. Bastards.
10:32 RT @billamend: OMG I love this! Jaws meets Peanuts... http://t.co/tWq4Nd7 (via reddit) [Hee. I say hee. Hee.]

2011-08-09

Monday's Tweets

09:09 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:51 Photographer friend was gravely ill in Lisbon, now on the mend, back in US. Even an atheist's wishes sometimes come true.
10:28 @KobeATL I am. I'll send you a copy of the latest update via MM.
11:03 "It takes 2,000,000,000,002 to lie, Marge. One to lie, and 2,000,000,000,001 to listen." #HomerSimpsonLogic #SandPmath
12:52 Flickr downgraded my account from Safe to Moderate. Guess somebody complained about a bare bottom. But it's such a *nice* bottom.
14:22 @HappyTinfoilCat Thanks for the advice. Pretty sure I'm safe from deletion; the images in question are just over the line into Moderate.
14:30 A Pac-Man themed Twitter app for my iPhone? How did they know? http://ow.ly/1e9Dms

2011-08-08

Sunday's Tweets

09:04 I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:54 The town of Niles, California as seen from the wrong side of the tracks. http://lockerz.com/s/127521314
10:57 Riding the Niles Canyon Railroad. Thanks to all the volunteers who keep these things going.

2011-08-07

Saturday's Tweets

09:03 I got 39 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:23 If you had any doubt Michele Bachmann's a moron, she thinks she can fix the economy by sending signals. Yeah, that'll do it.
13:44 @mariancall I'll be there. If it matters, 9/7 is my birfday.
14:08 My MacBook Pro is ordered and in process. Thanks, Elke!
17:01 Such efficiency! Ordered my MacBook at noon today, got shipment notice at 4:53pm. So where is it? Is it here yet? Is it?

2011-08-06

Friday's Tweets

09:06 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:58 RT @ebertchicago: If classic films had posters like B movies: http://bit.ly/rmp850 [I can't unsee the Fargo poster.]
09:59 Third day since the RIF, first in the gym. Not sure which sucks more.
16:01 Just sold a couple of my old studio strobes, and unloaded a dead battery pack. And yes, I told the buyer it was dead.
17:22 RT @paulandstorm: Multi-day #w00tstock festival in 2012? http://t.co/sl5LtAa [Count me in!]

2011-08-05

Thursday's Tweets

10:26 @billamend Go to 1 Infinite Loop. The store is just to the right of the main entrance to the campus.
13:39 Unemployed, so I need something good to look forward to. Just booked on #JoCoCruiseCrazy. I blame @paulandstorm.
14:21 An anti-Google rant so good, it killed his server. So here's a copy: http://bit.ly/qf6NDS
18:39 The Internets are a wonderful place: http://make-everything-ok.com/

2011-08-04

Wednesday's Tweets

22:47 Mac just found two software updates. Brother printer update is 16MB. HP printer update is 120MB. Really, HP?

2011-08-03

Tuesday's Tweets

09:03 I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:50 Manager pulls me into his office. This can't be good. (It wasn't.)
10:53 @alwayscoffee Because krypton is a gas in the real world, and kryptonite exists only in the comics.
13:37 Having friends is good. Having friends at Apple is better, especially as my former employer expects their MacBook Pro back.
13:49 @annvosspeterson Yepper. Saw it coming, but still feeling a sense of shock. Good thing I have photo shoots and trips to think about.
13:57 @annvosspeterson Thanks, Ann. I think it'll turn out okay. Maybe even better than okay.
13:59 @annvosspeterson It's a deal. And if it works out, maybe I'll be back for another RT. Miss you and the other crazy writers!
14:16 @annvosspeterson Why else would I feel so much at home with you and your sistren? Crazy writer ladies are the best!
14:51 @scapersuse Yep, I'm formerly employed. Could be worse, though. I'll miss the money but not much else.

2011-08-02

Monday's Tweets

07:00 Obama vs. the Extortionists. Would a tougher Presidential stance have changed anything? http://wapo.st/qn36PI
08:49 @alwayscoffee @VictoriaDahl And an appropriately sized blue ox. ("Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...")
09:10 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2011-07-31

Saturday's Tweets

09:41 @altonbrown But you're now starting your 50th year, so there's that.
19:55 @VictoriaDahl Diddlenubs?
20:01 @VictoriaDahl How can I know that? I don't even know what they are! (And neither does Google, and it knows all.)
20:05 @VictoriaDahl I learn so much from you. And your books of course.

2011-07-29

Thursday's Tweets

05:04 @VictoriaDahl Don Lemon did a great bit on last night's Colbert. Broke through the fourth wall.
05:14 Study in contrast between UK & US: @TheDailyShow censored because Parliament footage can't be used for satire. http://bit.ly/nm340r
08:24 Applying the marketing "elevator pitch" to skepticism. Concise, compelling & accurate. http://bit.ly/plREFw
09:05 I got 59 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:51 Michele Bachmann declares her gay-not-gay husband off limits. Funny she never felt that way about Michelle Obama. http://bit.ly/o9tfcS
15:26 RT @ThePlumLineGS: I wonder if God will give conflicting advice to House GOPers on how to vote on debt ceiling [God wouldn't, would he?]
15:28 @VictoriaDahl I'd never heard that word before. Feel smarter already.
17:18 @VictoriaDahl I do. I'd not heard of gris gris before, but Google gave me plenty of references.

2011-07-28

Wednesday's Tweets

08:40 @joshtpm How about something from Dumb & Dumber?
09:06 I got 39 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:00 I tested my vocab and know 34,900 words -- how about you? #testyourvocab http://t.co/wNMwKem
17:25 RT @wilw: "Nice planet." ["It'd be a shame if anything happened to it."]

2011-07-27

Tuesday's Tweets

09:07 I got 26 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
19:51 Jeeze, we can't even claim the pride of the world's greatest douchebag! Get a load of this guy: http://gaw.kr/noX9kl

2011-07-26

Monday's Tweets

05:39 Software firm loses case brought by IBM, wants judge to seal evidence they're lying scum. http://bit.ly/oe2DxA
05:41 Sarah Palin worship "documentary" to go video on demand. Who in the world is demanding that? http://bit.ly/nAGqsr
07:06 Here's a hint for spammers: if your subject line or the start of your message includes the word "beloved", it goes straight into the bin.
11:27 MobileMe's being contrary. Mail app can't get online to sync notes, gives me User Disabled error. Support couldn't help. Anyone else?
12:55 @altonbrown You gonna eat all that?
17:53 Hey, Apple! Stop turning on trackpad gestures every time I upgrade the OS! I turned them off for a reason, dammit!
21:13 Tonight's Colbert Report: "This is America. Our vaginas speak English." Even good without context.

2011-07-25

Sunday's Tweets

06:16 Apple vs. Google decision making via @counternotions. I was approached to interview at Google. Total WTF experience. http://nyti.ms/oFFj6E
08:54 To all the couples getting married in NY, good luck. Show those straight people how it's done.
09:02 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5

2011-07-24

Saturday's Tweets

10:16 Its time to repeal #DOMA. @alfranken isnt waiting, and neither am I. Click here to join us: #itstime http://t.co/1RDemri
13:44 I'm weak. Already subscribed to @SJRep. Got a call from Broadway San Jose & subscribed. Now ACT in SF called. Like I said, I'm weak.
13:49 With Rehab, Amy Winehouse wrote her own epitaph. What an incredible waste.

2011-07-23

Friday's Tweets

10:34 RT @kevermantweets: "Woman Gives Birth in McDonald's Bathroom in Newark" http://bit.ly/oDzCTD [Think she wanted fries with that?]
19:14 Didn't get to #SDCC, but I did enjoy two hours shooting the adorable Jenna. So there's that.
20:50 @billamend Not true! You have at least one.

2011-07-22

Thursday's Tweets

06:54 Aussie take on Murdoch scandal. Most enlightening. http://ow.ly/5IVF1 (Via @froonium)
09:04 I got 33 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:51 Don't you hate showing up to a party wearing the same outfit? #SDCC via @thinkgeek http://twitpic.com/5tlw3a
12:30 RT @JustaSunGod: Love this! -> RT @laughingsquid: Cat-At Loves You http://owl.li/5Ke60 [Awwww...]

2011-07-21

Wednesday's Tweets

07:10 Lesbian couple kicked out of Gertrude Stein exhibit for holding hands. In San Francisco. Oy, the irony! http://bit.ly/rsJuou
08:48 Engineer on call talking about nut rules. His slides show he's talking about NAT: network address translation. Acronyms & accents don't mix.
09:03 I got 22 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:11 Universal shows music companies can't be trusted with DMCA takedown power. http://bit.ly/pe2LTP
09:12 @LorelieBrown I tried to visit, but my employer says the site is a source of malware & refused to let me in.
09:14 @LorelieBrown It's twoo! It's twoo!
10:31 @alwayscoffee Because they don't know the subject well enough to see all the ways they could be wrong. Or because they don't get nuance.
10:42 @alwayscoffee Me too. It's the difference between having a debate vs. a conversation. I have no time for debates, and no interest.
14:37 Yep, pretty much what I use it for. http://funni.ly/owazFG
14:53 @RickWebb http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/finermac/~3/JJEURvSJDuk/7849528212
14:57 Here's a shocker. The FBI encounters forbidden knowledge publishers and acts sanely and rationally. http://bit.ly/qIpw9Y
15:31 Trying a hack to reverse Mac scrolling so it matches my iThings and prepares me for Lion. Weird, but I like it.
15:54 @VictoriaDahl Of all the legs I want to see, your son's doesn't even make it on the list...