2011-07-20
| 06:21 |
@alwayscoffee Poor baby. I'd offer to kiss it and make it better, but you know: poison ivy. |
| 09:06 |
I got 77 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:58 |
@hellobuglers I read it as "Don't blame me. I vas just givink orders." |
| 11:02 |
Gotta say @feliciaday was nerdorable on last night's #eureka. Did I just invent a word? It needed to be done. |
| 15:24 |
Prosecutorial misconduct in the Casey Anthony case. Why won't they be disciplined for such a massive lapse? http://huff.to/oNQrZs |
| 15:39 |
Is it my imagination, or did last night's @TheDailyShow not bother to bleep bullshit? I guess The Poop really doesn't Stop Here. |
| 18:47 |
@KeithOlbermann Half who replied, maybe. I don't expect your audience to be so credulous. |
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2011-07-19
| 08:05 |
Herman Cain is a bigot. Herman Cain is a doofus. Therefore all bigots are doofuses? (Or would that be doofi?) http://wapo.st/rkPjvx |
| 09:02 |
Fox News & WSJ see News Corp as the victim in the phone hacking scandal. "No story here", they say. http://bit.ly/nnMTPT |
| 09:04 |
Listening to two coworkers enthuse about family vacations at Disney World. I want to barf. I mean, how white bread can you be? |
| 09:06 |
I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:19 |
@scapersuse The WSJ was always conservative, but since Murdoch bought them, they've become a house organ for the Repugs. Awful and sad. |
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2011-07-18
| 09:02 |
I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 13:38 |
Just finished shooting with an amazing blonde. Now enjoying BBQ across the street from the studio. How convenient! |
| 13:43 |
@reduced One Man Star Wars Trilogy has already done it. With a reduced cast even! |
| 18:09 |
RT @BreakingNews: CORRECTION: Obama making a personnel announcement tomorrow [Not a personal announcement? Now I'm disappointed.] |
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2011-07-17
| 06:58 |
Planning to use Central Expressway through Sunnyvale to get to my shoot this morning. Hope the 405 closure doesn't affect me. #Carmageddon |
| 08:03 |
@JustaSunGod iPhone & iPad upgrade went without a hitch. Are you sure it didn't just move the icons around? |
| 13:02 |
Back from this morning's shoot. I guess #carmageddon doesn't extend this far north. What a relief! |
| 13:32 |
Byte Magazine is back, and their first anti-Apple screed is so pathetic, they end up retracting it and apologizing. http://bit.ly/qCCUcN |
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2011-07-16
| 09:05 |
Comment on this article calls Sarah Palin "all antlers and no moose". Wish I'd thought of that one. http://bit.ly/pZcdlT |
| 09:52 |
Good News/Bad News: Bad: both my shoots for this weekend were postponed. Good: I found two substitutes that should be fun. |
| 10:09 |
Just got a ticket to Stuffed & Unstrung with Brian Henson at SF Sketchfest in August. So excited! http://www.sfsketchfest.com/schedule/ |
| 10:41 |
RT @TomTomUSA: Ever wish u could just sore above all the #traffic? http://bit.ly/nhF8HR [Hope that's a typo!] |
| 13:17 |
Marcus Bachmann is delusional, a lying sack, or more likely both. He's also a cartoonish buffoon. http://bit.ly/n8smbL |
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2011-07-15
| 08:10 |
Fascinating @ggreenwald takedown of Wired Magazine on their withholding Bradley Manning chat logs. http://bit.ly/plIZNi |
| 08:17 |
@ToryBelleci Yep. And we get to keep having fun watching you have fun! |
| 12:09 |
See, I didn't know Slave Leia was a problem! http://bit.ly/pTSbwJ |
| 12:27 |
RT @DepressedDarth: JK Rowling said this might not be the end of Harry Potter. Little advice, whatever you do, don't make prequels. [Word.] |
| 16:40 |
For Michele Bachmann to accuse the President of chutzpah, mispronouncing the word in the process, is classic, Oy, the irony! |
| 17:17 |
@VictoriaDahl What are these flaws of which you speak? |
| 18:27 |
Off to @SJRep. It's One Man Star Wars tonight. Will the audience show up in Force? |
| 19:24 |
Psycho Donuts in downtown San Jose is selling wookiee balls. Guess that's one way to keep 'em from breeding. |
| 19:40 |
Listening to original trilogy Star Wars music. It's been way too long. |
| 19:45 |
@scapersuse They're playing it before One Man Star Wars Trilogy begins. One Canadian man, I must point out. |
| 19:53 |
For every empty seat at One Man Star Wars, an ewok cries. Or farts. One of those. @SJRep |
| 22:14 |
One Man Star Wars was nerd humor at its finest. Also, his Gollum is almost as good as @donttrythis. Can @SJRep get One Man LotR? Please? |
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2011-07-14
| 08:21 |
Why are Macs so quick to connect to the network? http://bit.ly/qDtRKK (Hint: their code wasn't written by morons.) |
| 09:07 |
I got 58 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:21 |
@joshtpm Death To Pawlenty? |
| 10:35 |
@joshtpm Citizen TPaw |
| 10:37 |
@joshtpm Pawlenty and Bust |
| 10:38 |
@joshtpm On second thought, make that CItizen Tim. |
| 11:55 |
Gosh, Repug Rep Darrell Issa's a hypocrite? Cancels hearing when evidence doesn't fit his bias. http://bit.ly/oKNtrb |
| 19:58 |
Just saw a trailer for the Smurfs movie. Did no one learn anything from the Chipmunks? Or Garfield? Or Scooby Doo? Or Rocky & Bullwinkle? |
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2011-07-13
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2011-07-10
| 08:56 |
Heading home from my night in Berkeley. (Would have been a shame to waste a hotel room.) But first a little breakfast at IHOP. |
| 11:47 |
Hey, frequent guest program! You say you don't know my email address, but when I try to register you say it's already in use. Which is it? |
| 17:32 |
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." http://lockerz.com/s/118688448 |
| 17:45 |
@annvosspeterson Thanks! I knew the moment I took it! |
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2011-07-09
| 08:22 |
Watching the end of an era. http://j.mp/nLG1gE |
| 08:36 |
A beautiful launch. Godspeed, Atlantis. |
| 09:41 |
Such an interesting Belly Flop. Seems a shame to eat it. (iPhone needs a macro lens.) http://lockerz.com/s/118209116 |
| 09:47 |
RT @SJRep: In honor of #sjromsw, @psychodonuts in @SJ_Downtown will be selling Wookie Ballz after the show! http://twitpic.com/5n2ogy [Uhh] |
| 09:55 |
@altonbrown Pine nuts? Is that the official disease of the Pacific Northwest? |
| 09:59 |
Another employee followed me into the building this morning. His badge had been disabled the morning of his last day. Smooth move, IT. |
| 17:11 |
Shooting in a Berkeley hotel room with a pale skinned English redhead. Life is cruel sometimes. |
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2011-07-08
| 08:39 |
Intuit sends a polite "fuck you!" to Mac users of Quicken. Use our inferior Essentials product, never upgrade your OS or lose your data. |
| 09:36 |
@MythBusters Popcorn. Slightly burned. The official snack food of explosions. |
| 10:13 |
Cool. @SJRep is remaking their lounge as a Mos Eisley cantina during One Man Star Wars. Got my ticket! http://p0.vresp.com/eZzWfX |
| 10:28 |
RT @ToryBelleci: Heck yeah I'll be at Comic Con @bonniegrrl. I'm gonna disguise myself as a Slave Leia. Try getting rid of that image. [Eww] |
| 11:03 |
Listening to the Librivox.org recording of Dickens' Great Expectations. Tried reading it once with no success, but the audiobook's a joy. |
| 11:29 |
Just decided to head to this year's Great Reno Balloon Race the weekend after Labor Day. Just might find something to photograph. |
| 11:36 |
Is this the silliest iPhone accessory yet? I love my Nikon lenses, but seriously... http://engt.co/qazVM1 |
| 11:56 |
@alwayscoffee Who could do such a thing, Ally? |
| 11:59 |
@alwayscoffee Don't cry! I can't stand it when you cry! |
| 12:02 |
@alwayscoffee Now why would I do that? Shirley you can't be serious! |
| 12:07 |
@alwayscoffee I just want to go home and rewatch Police Squad. Wonder if they're on Netflix Instant... |
| 12:10 |
@alwayscoffee Darn. I'm afraid mine might be in my storage locker. |
| 12:22 |
@alwayscoffee Me too. Darn my feeble efforts to clear a path through my acquisitions! Darn you all! |
| 14:35 |
@VictoriaDahl Times (& tweets) like these remind me of why I love you & would follow you to the ends of the earth, assuming there's WiFi. |
| 19:50 |
Trying to get through Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows 1. Deathly tedium is more like it. Forgot how boring that last book was. |
| 20:08 |
@nprscottsimon Maybe she meant to name her Regan. Can she turn her head 360° and spit pea soup? |
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2011-07-07
| 08:39 |
Reading @altonbrown advise @donttrythis on the cooking properties of baby oil made from real babies. The future is a weird place. |
| 09:06 |
I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:37 |
Overreach? Senator, you're the poster child for overreach! http://bit.ly/o0F8rW |
| 11:43 |
Sign says On The Border is a drug & alcohol free workplace. Really? An alcohol free Mexican restaurant? What's the point of that? |
| 15:17 |
Dove with a death wish meets world's laziest cat. http://j.mp/mWmoCj |
| 16:57 |
Finally got my new parabolic umbrella under control. Much failing and swearing were involved. But photography can now commence. |
| 17:08 |
I'm good with computers and most complex electronics. But give me something mechanical and it'll be tears before bedtime. Maybe even lunch. |
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2011-07-06
| 08:36 |
Does the pleasure of a long weekend outweigh the depression of facing the office after it's over? I remain unconvinced. |
| 08:47 |
RT @TomTomUSA: Have you driven on any of the 20 greatest driving roads in the world (via @popmech): http://bit.ly/jIaobK [I've done only 4.] |
| 09:09 |
I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:12 |
They Might Be Giants cover Chumbawamba. Epic, and far better than the conference call I should be listening to. http://avc.lu/lN5Iqc |
| 09:39 |
My cube environment as captured by Paper Camera, a new iPhone app. http://lockerz.com/s/117326649 |
| 18:41 |
John Adams: ‘It Is More Important That Innocence Be Protected Than It Is That Guilt Be Punished.’ Seems apropos today. http://bit.ly/p2YT0M |
| 18:45 |
Get ready for the worst fucking idea on the Internet: http://www.dontclick.it/ Suckus Maximus. |
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2011-07-04
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2011-07-02
| 08:03 |
Easy commute this morning. Recession? Rapture? Or just getting a jump on the long weekend? |
| 08:06 |
Ann Coulter calls Lady Diana an "anorexic, bulimic narcissist"? I know being a Repug requires you to be self-unaware, but really? |
| 08:26 |
Oh, Canada, enjoy your day. But moderation, please. Don't act like your neighbors to the south. |
| 09:08 |
I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 11:48 |
@KobeATL Beautiful. But you already knew that. |
| 18:33 |
@JackieKessler Any signs of change in his condition? |
| 18:35 |
It's a long weekend so of course I'm road trippin'. Crawling & standstill traffic on 680, but at last I made it to my hotel in Chico. |
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2011-07-01
| 08:55 |
If Go The F**K to Sleep were written by a Jewish mom to her adult son: http://bit.ly/kr8EDb (Miss you, mom.) |
| 09:05 |
I got 37 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 12:18 |
You must watch Plot Device right now. Seriously, stop what you're doing and watch it. I'll wait. http://bit.ly/mKCHzy |
| 12:34 |
Is there anyone perkier than @mariancall? Could there be? Listen to Good Morning Moon, if you dare... http://bit.ly/kPHYSC |
| 14:38 |
RT @ebertchicago: Reading this, I am humbled. I was way, way too easy on "Transformers 3." http://bit.ly/mCFpDP [He really didn't like it.] |
| 20:46 |
Helped a friend move his studio tonight, followed by Mongolian BBQ. A good job all around. |
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2011-06-30
| 09:06 |
I got 38 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 17:11 |
Here's a dilemma. Watch my new Blu-Ray of LotR this weekend, or go on the road trip I have planned? Pity my laptop just has regular DVD. |
| 17:28 |
@VictoriaDahl You *do* like to make an impression, don't you? |
| 19:08 |
Just discovered Printopia for sending from iStuff to Macs & Mac-accessible printers. Genius. http://www.ecamm.com/mac/printopia/ |
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2011-06-29
| 09:14 |
I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 12:04 |
@paulandstorm [P] I totally read that as CHES-ti-culls. Wasn't thinking Greek god at all. |
| 13:03 |
@reduced Postal Museum? It's right next to Union Station, which is also kind of cool. |
| 13:37 |
@reduced You know what they say: Philately will get you anywhere! |
| 16:40 |
Really, Weather? I thought we were done with rain for the season. |
| 16:40 |
Goody! Amazon says my Blu-Ray of LOTR is on its way! |
| 16:56 |
@lustyreader Really? @VictoriaDahl is squee-worthy? I had no idea! |
| 21:14 |
Back from our gallery show. It was just us photographers. Still fun, although that may have been the margaritas. In fact, I'm sure of it. |
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2011-06-28
| 09:11 |
I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 16:40 |
Note to Michele Bachmann: John Wayne Gacy is generally not considered praiseworthy. http://bit.ly/mnNRxO |
| 20:59 |
Tomorrow night a friend is showing our work at his studio. Tonight was spent framing and mounting photos. My first exhibition. |
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2011-06-27
| 20:49 |
Spent the afternoon shooting fashion. Which means I'll spend the next week editing fashion photos. |
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2011-06-26
| 17:07 |
More Americans have positive views of gay marriage than they do of the Catholic Church. There's a lesson here. http://huff.to/ij5X9R |
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2011-06-25
| 10:47 |
@lomara Push the button, Max! (RIP, Peter Falk.) |
| 18:51 |
The vote is about to begin in the NY Senate. State of my birth, make me proud. http://bit.ly/CYj5F |
| 19:07 |
@ThePlumLineGS Not just evolution, but truly intelligent design. |
| 19:30 |
New York is a better place. When will California be able to say that? |
| 20:09 |
RT @nprscottsimon: Friend notes Whitey Bulger rented apt nr Santa Monica beach for $1,140/month & wonders: "Is it open now?" [Ah, rent ctl.] |
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2011-06-24
| 05:51 |
@mariancall Midnight Bacon is my Grass Roots cover band. |
| 12:31 |
My mom used to say that figures don't lie, but boy, can liars figure! Bad stats on post-Fukushima baby deaths in US. http://bit.ly/lDRP0J |
| 12:34 |
Is "Thou shalt not be fat" a Google commandment? http://bit.ly/kmSP0Q |
| 16:17 |
@VictoriaDahl I thought it just make you an awesome piece of ass. Being a feminist is a side issue. |
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2011-06-23
| 08:12 |
Half term governor half completes splashy bus tour. Who's surprised? http://bit.ly/in1P3V |
| 09:14 |
A friend has an even longer history of working at failing tech firms than I do. A while back he left Sun for RIM. http://bit.ly/jbLIHz |
| 09:23 |
Georgia goes after illegal immigrants, destroys agriculture in the state. Should've seen that coming. http://bit.ly/iJ4REN |
| 11:01 |
Coworker just told me she's taking early retirement. Is it awful that my greatest sadness is at losing a source of free candy? |
| 11:26 |
Just because the auto industry has lied to us in the past doesn't mean they're lying now. It doesn't, right? http://bit.ly/jJdW86 |
| 12:17 |
Westboro Baptist Church pickets Jackass star Ryan Dunn's funeral. Hard to know who's worse. Oh yeah, not the dead guy. http://huff.to/k1hTGP |
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| 11:25 |
First day back in the office after staying home sick all last week. Shaky but definitely on the mend. |
| 11:39 |
So that story about a rabbinic court sentencing a dog to death by stoning? Complete doggy poo. http://bit.ly/mHbYf7 |
| 17:04 |
@alwayscoffee Nothing more boring than whining about being sick. I had to endure it, but figured I'd spare my friends. |
| 17:04 |
@scapersuse Thanks, Suse. Me too! |
| 20:39 |
@froonium Only 4? Throw in a yeti and I'd watch. You could call it Furscape! |
| 20:57 |
@froonium That would that make him a nyeti, da? |
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2011-06-20
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