2011-06-19
| 12:15 |
@VictoriaDahl Unless of course by "fishing", they really mean fishing. |
| 13:56 |
@wilw @ggreenwald Maybe not okay, but we're leery of undermining him. Learned from GOP support of GWB: hold your nose & support your guy. |
| 14:49 |
@Molly23 @mariancall Brain Snuggles is the name of my Frente cover band. |
| 15:29 |
They may be my people, but they're still nuckin' futs. http://is.gd/GlX2cv |
| 15:35 |
I wondered why I love this shirt: http://bit.ly/ltdwYy Now I know it's a meme, not (just) stupidity: http://bit.ly/lAtdXT |
| 21:26 |
Apple's ads talk about stuff you can do with iThings. Moto's Droid ads announce its dual core processor. 'Cuz doing nothing faster is cool. |
| 21:27 |
Just bought my 2nd Einstein strobe. Know anybody who wants to buy some gently used studio lights? |
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2011-06-18
2011-06-17
| 09:07 |
@reduced I was a little under the weather last night. So I snapped a couple of quick photos on my way by. http://lockerz.com/s/111235237 |
| 09:12 |
I got 60 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:58 |
Thank you, Vancouverites. Not often we Murrikans get the moral high ground over you Canadians. |
| 12:36 |
@VictoriaDahl It's not the braids. It's the sinister film noir lighting from below. Okay, it *might* be the braids too. |
| 16:53 |
@altonbrown You should have blurred out the sign on the doughnut machine. |
| 19:57 |
Just finished listening to Fuzzy Nation by @scalzi, read by @wilw. Liked it a whole lot, maybe even more than H. Beam Piper's original. |
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2011-06-16
| 06:36 |
RT @ebertchicago: For Sale: Model T Ford, driven only by Laurel and Hardy. http://bit.ly/l9bvTG [Want.] |
| 09:03 |
I got 33 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 16:34 |
Myths about introverts. I see myself in this list. Do you? http://bit.ly/lx8Snh |
| 18:41 |
@mariancall I'd say $20. They still make CDs? |
| 18:46 |
@mariancall I know. I was being a smartass. And if the CD is $22 alone, I'd add $5 for the autograph. Or just even it out to $30. |
| 19:24 |
Back at @SJRep to see @reduced do their sports thing. Gonna be fun, you betcha! |
| 20:56 |
Halftime at @reduced Sports. This place should be full. What is the matter with you people? (Apologies to John Crichton.) |
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2011-06-15
| 09:07 |
I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:52 |
RT @billamend: So Apple's Ron Johnson will be taking over JC Penney. Can't wait to discuss pant options at the Jeanius Bar. [Hee.] |
| 11:02 |
RT @jennakimjones: Hugh Hefner got dumped. DOESN'T ANYONE STAY TOGETHER ANYMORE?!?! #tragic [And here I thought they'd go the distance.] |
| 11:33 |
@JohnRossBowie Zorba Tries Greek #pornmusicals |
| 18:05 |
Judge eviscerates copyright troll Righthaven. Now we just need patent trolls to get the same treatment. http://bit.ly/jLRy7H |
| 20:40 |
A black racist running for president? Only in America! (Or most any country in Africa, I guess.) http://nyti.ms/jJlsut |
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2011-06-14
| 09:08 |
I got 23 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:09 |
Used to be that staying home sick meant not having to work. I miss those days. |
| 09:44 |
Via @wilw, Peanutweeter is like the PB&J of online humor, only better if more questionable taste. http://bit.ly/kT3mIB |
| 10:05 |
As if Birtherism wasn't enough of an embarrassment, now we have Deatherism. http://bit.ly/lB15aK |
| 10:10 |
MSFT announces a (partial) break with its proprietary past, & developers are ready to slit their wrists. http://bit.ly/mzJVRm |
| 11:00 |
Marie Callendar's shuts down a bunch of restaurants. I understand bankruptcy proceedings, but in the middle of a meal? http://bit.ly/iC1TpA |
| 13:55 |
RT @TheTweetOfGod: "For God and country." It's more than a motto. It's two horrible genres of music. [Yea verily 'tis true.] |
| 19:44 |
Ben Stein's Intelligent Design documentary isn't just morally bankrupt; it's financially bankrupt as well. http://on.wsj.com/kzeQzP |
| 20:49 |
Freestyle canoe dancing? At last, something to make curling seem less ludicrous. @StephenAtHome |
| 21:01 |
Pole Dancing for Jesus? The mind boggles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tplfas9OIFI |
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2011-06-13
| 09:03 |
I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:13 |
A little breakfast, and then a photo shoot. The model's passing through on her way to Japan. |
| 15:07 |
Great shoot this morning with a model who's a Farscape fan & a @JonathanCoulton fan. That she gets naked on request is just gravy. |
| 16:09 |
I'm going to a Meetup with Bay Area Fine Art and Fashion http://meetu.ps/20gXG |
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2011-06-12
| 13:30 |
Just finished a poolside photo shoot. Now I'm going to cheer myself with a little barbecue. |
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2011-06-11
| 06:30 |
1st time I saw Avenue Q, "George Bush is only for now". Next time the line was "Glenn Beck". Last night was "Prop 8". The world changes. |
| 08:16 |
@alwayscoffee Hey, Ali! Guess what showed up in the mail yesterday from Amazon? |
| 08:25 |
My verdict on Avenue Q at San Jose Stage: sound mix was a little uneven, but everything else was fine. Enjoyed myself a whole lot. |
| 10:23 |
Euphemism of the day: "Spared from the existential issues of this transition." Translation: not fired. |
| 14:27 |
RT @ThePlumLineGS: RT @nytimeskrugman The Case of the Mystery Study http://nyti.ms/jpaUUt [Waves hand: "You don't need to see our methods."] |
| 15:13 |
Disturbing images can get you jailed in Tennessee. But is @ebertchicago intimidated? Nossir, not Roger! http://bit.ly/j4knhp |
| 15:26 |
RT @SJRep: 1 week, 8 performances, pure hilarity! Check it out - http://t.co/bJzT5rg #sjrsports [Got my ticket. Front row!] |
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2011-06-10
| 07:51 |
Rick Santorum: The idea mankind contributes to global warming is "just patently absurd." (And this man knows absurd.) http://bit.ly/ih0ymY |
| 19:12 |
In my seat for Avenue Q. San Jose Stage is tiny; not used to such an intimate theatrical experience. But somehow I'll manage. |
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2011-06-09
| 11:22 |
Some days my job doesn't entirely suck. Today is not one of those days. |
| 19:00 |
Glad I don't have the job where tweeting my junk would get me fired. I don't, right? |
| 21:59 |
@mariancall Salmon roe? Smoked sable? Two of my favorite foods. Salty & smoky; doesn't get much better. |
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2011-06-08
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2011-06-05
| 09:04 |
I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:25 |
A wet, miserable day. If I didn't have a ticket for Tales of the City at ACT, I'd stay at home. |
| 15:25 |
Intermission. Tales of the City is like How To Succeed in Business, only with more pathos and not so much chaste innuendo. I like it. |
| 18:16 |
First saw Judy Kaye on Broadway as Lily Garland in On The 20th Century in 1978. Now she's Anna Madrigal in Tales of the City. Amazing. |
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2011-06-04
| 09:04 |
I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:32 |
NH paper thinks Palin at the beach is the big story, Mitt's presidential run not so much. http://bit.ly/mHahCP |
| 10:24 |
SF/fantasy writer Joel Rosenberg died. He was an early commenter on my website, some 15 years ago. Sad & scary; we're about the same age. |
| 19:51 |
Back from Santa Cruz & an exhibition of a friend's photos. In a sex toy shop. Which, given the photos, is entirely appropriate. |
| 19:59 |
Wow. Catholics with a sense of humor. Presbyterians with a sense of non-. Thank God I'm an atheist. http://bit.ly/lTOcDU |
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2011-06-03
| 09:07 |
I got 14 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:59 |
Apple's solution to MacDefender malware is worse than the problem. Pegged one CPU, killed battery life. I removed it & life's okay again. |
| 11:13 |
I get so many phishing attempts on banks I don't use, it was a surprise to get one that *might* have been real. It wasn't, of course. |
| 12:09 |
RT @ckwright: Today I learned my new favorite word ever: Backpfeifengesicht. —noun; German: "A face badly in need of a fist." [Excellent!] |
| 19:42 |
@mariancall I dun told dem Facebookers. We'll see if it helps. |
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2011-06-02
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2011-05-31
| 07:52 |
I love the smell of Gilroy in the morning. Turlock, not so much. |
| 09:07 |
I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 15:36 |
Home. Only three days, but it feels longer. |
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2011-05-30
| 05:59 |
Long day shooting yesterday. Five 1-1s planned, two no-shows. But the ones who did made it worthwhile. Now off to Turlock. Yep, Turlock. |
| 06:03 |
Lodsys tries to shake down iPhone developers. Apple tells 'em to pound sand, so Lodsys goes after Android devs next. Will Google respond? |
| 09:03 |
I got 35 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 19:42 |
Model from yesterday called to accuse me of not paying for our shoot. I know I did, which doesn't help much. Awkward situation. |
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2011-05-29
2011-05-28
| 06:44 |
I'm off to Southern Cal after work. Photo shoot in Riverside tomorrow! #RoadTrip |
| 08:28 |
“@Wonkette: Pope's Pedophilia Adviser Arrested For Pedophilia bit.ly/l8Sigr” Hey, at least he has experience with the problem. Hands on. |
| 09:08 |
I got 18 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:34 |
MSFT makes more from Android than from Windows phones. Clearly, its future is as a troll under a bridge. http://bit.ly/jNWCfx |
| 10:41 |
@scapersuse Good luck, Suse. Hope it's a good gig that lasts a long time. |
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2011-05-27
| 05:32 |
France's copyright enforcement is as incompetent as it is misguided. http://bit.ly/mKr2yX |
| 07:42 |
Disney has withdrawn its trademark application for SEAL Team 6. So what moron thought that was ever a good idea? http://bit.ly/mRIbo6 |
| 09:06 |
I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:14 |
In an engineering meeting. For fsck's sake, people, put your phones on VIBRATE! |
| 11:48 |
NY Stock Exchange claims trademark ownership of the trading floor, demands permission to use any photo. Wow. http://bit.ly/iQzprb |
| 11:50 |
A Dairy Princess who's lactose intolerant? Will the intolerance never end? http://bit.ly/jIzSca |
| 11:51 |
@JustaSunGod But up with Dairy Princesses! |
| 19:40 |
Back from a shoot. Now I edit, which is a chance to reexperience the shoot without the time pressure. |
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2011-05-26
| 06:21 |
In 2008 Mitt said "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt". With Chrysler paying off its loans early, will voters say "Let Mitt Go Jobless" next year? |
| 06:24 |
It's Towel Day. Do you know where your towel is? http://www.towelday.org/ |
| 06:34 |
Glad to see Timmy knows where his towel is. http://twitpic.com/52by5z @thinkgeek (Love the Jayne hat as well.) |
| 07:00 |
RT @gruber: Thanks, Teabaggers! http://j.mp/jfX2Qf [Somehow I don't think they meant to do good here.] |
| 09:09 |
I got 10 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:10 |
RT @DRUNKHULK: JAPANESE FAMILY DEMAND DIRECTION TO LOCAL ZOO! BUT DRUNK HULK NO NEGOTIATE WITH TOURIST! [*Snicker*] |
| 10:18 |
HP exec: My vaporware will wipe the floor with your shipping product. How many times have we heard this rap before? http://bit.ly/kxcNPL |
| 11:43 |
@ConanOBrien They get a card *and* $25? Cool. |
| 14:27 |
Replacement battery for my car remote: $6.50 at my Toyota dealer, $1.50 at Fry's. But of course they were out. |
| 14:35 |
Not entirely comfortable with the idea that @istock is sponsoring @waitwait. Love one of them, hold a dim view of the other. |
| 15:01 |
How I spent my weekend (and why I'm still walking funny): http://www.apertureacademy.com/photography-workshop-oregon-columbia-gorge-2011.php |
| 17:32 |
Jared Loughner's incompetent to stand trial. But getting the guns he used to kill and maim? No problem at all. http://huff.to/mjVhZK |
| 17:35 |
In my spam folder: Find a Christian Job. What, they'll pay you for that? (It would have to be a lot.) |
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2011-05-25
| 07:10 |
Dentist visit this morning. Back before I discovered computers, my dad wanted me to become a dentist. That was so never gonna happen. |
| 09:06 |
I got 10 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:48 |
I can walk without whimpering, a vast improvement on yesterday. Still cringe when I have to face stairs. But the photos were worth it. |
| 18:41 |
Discovered last night that my local BevMo now stocks Bakon Vodka. Reminding myself how much I enjoy Bloody Marys. Bacony Bloody Marys. |
| 20:04 |
Cats in Tanks are awesome! Thanks to Storm of @paulandstorm for the intro. http://bit.ly/jMPIpc |
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2011-05-24
| 05:07 |
Up way too early, at the airport and ready to attack Portland's idea of a German breakfast. Flight's an hour and a half away. |
| 09:37 |
Raced from the airport to the office for a teleconference. Kill me now. |
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2011-05-23
| 06:39 |
Starting at the wrong end of the trail turned a .4 mile hike into 1.4 or so. But somehow I made it through, although today's in question. |
| 06:53 |
I won't say that once you've seen one waterfall, you've seen 'em all. But after a while they do lose some of their magic. |
| 16:23 |
Hiked more in the last two days than in the previous two years. Gonna feel it tomorrow. |
| 19:17 |
@alwayscoffee My workshop is done, Ali. And I wasn't eaten by a single bear. Nor even a pair of bears. Or a pair of pears for that matter. |
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2011-05-22
2011-05-21
| 07:04 |
Thought I was feeling the Rapture last night. Turns out it was just heartburn. |
| 08:22 |
RT @billamend: Heading to Las Vegas this weekend. I assume any Rapture disruptions there will be minimal. [Sounds like a safe bet.] |
| 09:59 |
@paulandstorm Darn you, Storm! Now all I *can* think of is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! |
| 10:52 |
The great thing about this Rapture business is how it helps us identify the fuckin' loons in our midst. |
| 11:40 |
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Submitted without comment. #rapture http://yfrog.com/h8zio8j [I'm frightened...] |
| 11:47 |
This is cool. A London Underground map of MSFT acquisitions. http://bit.ly/kB2TAw (MSFT & cool in one tweet? Truly we are in the end times.) |
| 13:52 |
@ebertchicago That's sad. Like having Fu Manchu as Peter Seller's last film. |
| 13:53 |
I want the scrat one. Want. http://www.iphonealley.com/blog/macbook-and-ipad-decals |
| 13:55 |
At the gate for my flight. Way too early as usual. But I get to enjoy the free WiFi, so it's all quality time. |
| 13:55 |
@JustaSunGod That little acorn-obsessed creature from Ice Age. I think that's what he was called. |
| 15:35 |
Hey, you Internet people, get off my lawn! http://bit.ly/ijn0ZP |
| 15:53 |
@HappyTinfoilCat Too bad he turned into a self-important crank right after. |
| 19:05 |
At the hotel in Troutdale, OR. Mount Hood is looking particularly glorious this evening, and I didn't take time for a photo stop. Duh. |
| 20:42 |
What have I done to myself? They expect us to be out of the hotel at 4:15. In the morning! Did you know there's a 4:15 in the morning? |
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