2012-04-09
08:45 |
@cbglacier Dunno about the other guys, but @mariancall puts on one hell of a show. Totally envious! |
13:48 |
RT @alan_tudyk: Happy Easter y'all http://t.co/GXoahqcY [That's just wrong.] |
21:58 |
Best email subject in a while: "Scam Compensation Alert, View Attachment For More Details And Better Understanding." What could go wrong? |
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2012-04-08
13:34 |
RT @JohnRossBowie: Elijah's gone. So is my PS3, my Blade Runner Blu-Ray, and all my Sudafed. I'm not sure he really was Elijah... [Really?] |
14:19 |
RT @TheStevenWeber: Easter Explained: Jesus dyed on the cross. [Eggs? Peeps? Both?] |
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2012-04-07
2012-04-06
16:11 |
Visit to Sequoia Natl Park in early April not the best idea. Snow, hail, mountain roads and construction. But I survived it all! |
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2012-04-05
08:55 |
@petersagal How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None; we'll just declare darkness an industry standard. |
08:56 |
@petersagal How many feminists does it take to change a #lightbulb? One, and that's NOT FUNNY! |
08:58 |
@petersagal How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "It's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark." |
08:59 |
@petersagal How many software engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, it's clearly a hardware problem. |
09:01 |
@petersagal How many hardware engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, we'll change the documentation. |
09:02 |
@petersagal How many New Yorkers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "None of your f%#king business!" |
09:09 |
What's the difference between a computer salesman and Rick Santorum? The salesman doesn't know he's full of shit. http://t.co/xLYnmj6L |
10:28 |
If Romney doesn't believe he can win without lying, is there anyone who believes he can govern without lying? |
12:27 |
Road tripping'! Taking a little drive in the Central Valley for a few days. So far the weather is cooperating. |
12:42 |
Got the "You look just like Spielberg" thing again today. I don't see it, aside from Jewish, gray hair, beard & glasses. |
18:59 |
Here's something you don't see in the Bay Area. Or is that just me? http://t.co/etAM4ObW |
22:14 |
@srj68 Right now I'm on the Central Valley side of Pacheco Pass. So there's water for fishing around here. But live bait vending? Funny. |
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2012-04-04
12:37 |
Test to see if I believe in jynxes: Just back from a first interview at a software firm. It went very well. Followup next week or two. |
12:52 |
@paulandstorm @petersagal Worst cyclops ever. |
14:06 |
@KimberlyMarvel Thanks, honey. I miss you, and so does my camera. |
14:48 |
Best Titanic review ever! http://t.co/r8y0jNH4 (I watched it on a plane. Walked out half way through.) |
17:25 |
@AnneWheaton Sure, you've got the legs for it. |
19:57 |
RT @RealNichelle: Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! http://t.co/jMj1R5QU [The Trekkie in me goes SQUEE!] |
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2012-04-03
2012-04-02
08:44 |
Am I just cranky, or are this year's April Fool stunts particularly lame and annoying? |
15:31 |
No, http://change.org, repeating Mike Daisey's lies about Apple doesn't make you heroic or even relevant. It makes you gullible idiots. |
15:33 |
RT @neiltyson: Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. That's why restaurants never serve them together. [The man's a god.] |
19:23 |
@GeekandSundry I waited 8 1/2 hours in line for my iPhone 4. How's that? |
19:33 |
@GeekandSundry San Francisco to Sydney for a Farscape convention. Twice. |
20:05 |
@Lomara I got to talk to @FeliciaDay! How cool was that? |
20:06 |
I just got to spend a few seconds on the @GeekandSundry Google+ hangout! Talked with @FeliciaDay and everything! |
21:04 |
@AnneWheaton You are having *way* too much fine with them googly eyes! |
21:50 |
Crap. My mom gave me plain paper napkins with my school lunches. Clearly she didn't love me at all. http://t.co/BS7xr2iK |
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2012-04-01
2012-03-31
08:18 |
@VictoriaDahl I've read (okay, listened to) both books, and I still found those trailers disturbing. What does that say about me? Or you? |
08:20 |
@wilw Just realized? You mean all it took was a series of tweets from your much better half? |
18:54 |
Via @ebertchicago, a wonderful piece on quote whores. It's a movie critic thing. http://t.co/2ySEII9n |
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2012-03-30
09:54 |
Is @Delta really an advertiser on Rush's bilgefest? Good to know their suckage is more than aviation-related. |
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2012-03-29
07:55 |
@alwayscoffee Winchester House is right down the road from me. Been by it hundreds of times, inside only once. More peculiar than creepy. |
08:01 |
Compassionate conservatism, now with 43% less compassion. Is Mitt really the best the GOP can do? http://t.co/kvpwdOSr |
08:06 |
@alwayscoffee I took some a few years ago. Should really go back, preferably when the skies are a little less gray. |
08:09 |
@alwayscoffee Never could resist a good pair of puppy dog eyes... |
08:45 |
@VictoriaDahl "I need a drink." That'll only make the need to pee worse. Cause & effect, dontcha know. |
08:53 |
@VictoriaDahl There's your problem: too much imagination! Good for writers. Bad for moms. |
13:45 |
@alwayscoffee Since you asked... http://t.co/OTxUTICY |
14:40 |
Really? A @geekandsundry show starring @paulandstorm? And it's not even my birthday! |
20:16 |
@KaleyCuoco @billprady I started with 2 wisdom teeth; now I have one. Thinking wisdom's grossly overrated. And I got good drugs out of it. |
21:14 |
You can't make this stuff up, nor should you: "Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum." http://t.co/CxdqDXts |
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2012-03-28
2012-03-27
11:59 |
RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Ontario Legalizes Brothels." Or as they will soon be known, Tim Whoreton's. [A pun this fine needs to be shared.] |
12:16 |
The longest of long exposures. Amazing. http://t.co/jliM5d9O via @zivity |
18:08 |
Post-apology, Mike Daisey is still a lying, repulsive sack of fecal matter. http://t.co/xCAtdB3P |
19:56 |
Interesting & disturbing piece about what passes for Christian morality. http://t.co/6Bst0gDr |
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2012-03-26
08:41 |
Looks like today's photo shoot won't happen. The model hasn't been in touch in a while, never a good sign. |
10:16 |
The Hunger Games: a Rorschach Test for the idiots on Fox & Friends. http://t.co/QgJq17pW |
11:32 |
@VictoriaDahl Does this mean you don't believe things were better on the plantation before that nasty Mr. Lincoln interfered? |
13:30 |
RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. [*snort*] |
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2012-03-25
09:16 |
I have a new favorite web comic. Little League, about the Justice League when they were little! http://t.co/SUbOnzld |
11:40 |
Errands in the rain. Not fun. It's cold, gray and wet. Okay, only slightly cold. Cold-ish. But still not fun. |
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2012-03-24
08:32 |
RT @wilw: Dear Geraldo Rivera: Small words so you can follow. Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people. [Amen.] |
09:37 |
RT @IsobelCarr: Saying that wearing a hoodie invites violence is the same as saying wearing a mini skirt invites rape. #Bullshit [Exactly.] |
21:02 |
Spent a couple of hours this afternoon teaching Photoshop to a photographer friend. Man, was that fun! I do love teaching. |
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2012-03-23
13:02 |
@alwayscoffee Look on the bright side, Ali. It makes us easier to identify racist assholes like the idiots at A&F who came up with this. |
13:04 |
@alwayscoffee PUT DOWN THE KITTEN AND STEP AWAY! |
14:15 |
RT @AdrianChen: No, Abercrombie & Fitch is not selling racist pants. http://t.co/ulzy6nb7 [I'm relieved, and embarrassed I believed it.] |
18:45 |
Mostly I love living in the future, but really? http://t.co/SnuDIBth |
21:13 |
@u2peacegirl Dunno. I can't imagine it's real, but I've been wrong before. |
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2012-03-22
13:30 |
Finally got to play with the new iPad. Amazing. And a moment ago I was fine with my iPad 2. |
16:56 |
@AnneWheaton A friend in Perth once pointed out that they're closer to Singapore than they are to Sydney. Oz is a *big* place. |
18:03 |
RT @paulandstorm: @Molly23 [S] MEME'D! http://t.co/uYkb94Qg [Inconceivable!] |
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2012-03-21
11:29 |
Piece by @gruber explains my contempt for Mike Daisey. He made me angry at Apple, when they're doing the right things. http://t.co/7xSEj2vB |
12:05 |
@billamend I'm with your son. Tried to read Catcher in the Rye a couple of years ago. Decided life's too short for that kind of torture. |
12:06 |
RT @billamend: If only Salinger had given Holden Caulfield a pet dire wolf... [If only the wolf had eaten Holden Caulfield...] |
12:42 |
Rick Santorum is the Gladys Kravitz of presidential candidates. http://t.co/o5qDB80l |
17:30 |
Got a call out of the blue from a networking company about a job opening. With what I know and what I can fake, could be interesting. |
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2012-03-20
2012-03-19
15:40 |
So maybe telling Puerto Ricans to learn English wasn't a winning strategy? Who knew? (Santorum in single digits.) http://t.co/SMVbX4QQ |
15:41 |
Shot today with my absolute favorite Hungarian model. Okay, my only Hungarian model. But still my favorite! |
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2012-03-18
18:13 |
RT @MarvinEQuasniki: Was going to prepare a statement about Santorum's war on porn, but started Googling and got...distracted. [Been there.] |
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2012-03-17
08:47 |
Spent yesterday at a http://t.co/VrbKvX9f event in SF, an opportunity to catch up with a couple of friends from my DataSynapse days. |
10:37 |
This American Life reveals Mike Daisey's Apple/Foxconn story was full of lies. Can't wait to hear their explanation. http://t.co/n9BF0d8l |
10:57 |
Mike Daisey on his Apple/Foxconn show (my interpretation): What I do is art. It doesn't have to be accurate to be true. http://t.co/7ITs0jNx |
11:17 |
@BuzzFeed How can Mike Daisey's point and his cause re Apple/Foxconn not be questionable when he has to make shit up to justify them? |
11:33 |
They're tearing San Francisco's Metreon apart. Wonder if it'll ever be anything other than a retailing fail. |
12:02 |
Am I the only one who wishes Apple would sue Mike Daisey for slander? They won't, but I'd like to see the lying liar get his. |
12:17 |
We're constantly being told by @WaitWait Don't Tell Me, whether we wait (wait) or not. #NPRconfessions |
12:45 |
Wassamatta, WI? Afraid to have someone support a woman's abortion decision as doctor tries to bully her out of it? http://t.co/1FA90Qoo |
13:35 |
@VictoriaDahl Wait, there's such a thing as vaginal sex? |
16:20 |
A month after my interviews, potential employer came back with an answer. Sadly, not the one I wanted. *sigh* |
16:21 |
Thought my car stereo was dying, as right channel went away. Turned out to be a bad cable to my iPhone. Nothing better than a cheap fix. |
16:22 |
@BonesMcCoy Red Shirt Memorial Fund. Better yet, blue sweaters for red shirts. |
16:23 |
@alwayscoffee Thanks, Ali. At least I can stop wondering. |
17:04 |
@wilw More #RadioFreeBurrito? Yes, definitely! |
17:22 |
Good grief! Houston paper imagines other comic strips following Doonesberry in taking on the Texas Sonogram Bill. http://t.co/YRqNxqzh |
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2012-03-16
2012-03-15
07:38 |
@altonbrown Perfect food show? Funny, informative, inspiring, makes me drool (but in a good way). All of which describes #GoodEats |
09:53 |
@barryeisler "Get this shit out of their system"? Was that a Santorum joke? |
09:55 |
Happy π Day, everyone! What kind of π will you be having? I'm thinking Boston Cream. |
10:23 |
My parents had a set of Britannicas, & dozens of their yearly update volumes. Looked beautiful on their shelves, where they sat unread. |
10:40 |
RT @pourmecoffee: Honoring Pi Day by being irrational. [Why is this night different than all other nights?] |
11:38 |
I want to bite their little heads off. http://t.co/oNlrRUxV |
12:55 |
@barryeisler Dan Savage did one heck of a job. Hard to think of Santorum without thinking of santorum. |
14:02 |
Rick Santorum wants to outlaw porn and get Puerto Ricans to speak English, dammit! (I added the dammit.) Please make this guy the nominee. |
15:54 |
Embarrassed I didn't notice my monthly Planned Parenthood donation stopped when my credit card # changed. It's back, so screw you, Mitt. |
17:03 |
Imagine a Sci Fi version of Deliverance on a mining asteroid. This would be the theme song. https://t.co/uymZyGyN! |
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2012-03-14
15:57 |
Big hunk of corned beef simmering on the stove. I'm sitting here torturing myself with the smell. Two hours and change to go... |
17:41 |
@cschweitz I suspect they said "pshaw". It's an old exclamation. http://t.co/MjeBIiI2 |
18:49 |
Mr. Deity takes on The Artist: http://t.co/XUcof1dc via @youtube |
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2012-03-13
10:11 |
Bill Maher is an idiot with a microphone. Just because you're a liberal doesn't mean you're right. http://t.co/xpsNgh9x |
10:14 |
It needs to be said again and again: Free Speech does not mean free of consequences. That's where the speaker's freedom runs into ours. |
10:16 |
@alwayscoffee @VictoriaDahl Might be sweet, Ali? Might be? Don't make me laugh. (On second thought, do.) |
11:16 |
@VictoriaDahl There's definitely a hint of devilish in your smile. No, I lie: much more than a hint. |
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2012-03-11
2012-03-08
12:05 |
An intelligent & articulate response from @VictoriaDahl to all the wingnut blather about birth control. http://t.co/Ib5ifwXT |
13:08 |
"If you want people to respect your ideas, get better ideas." - @scalzi on Kirk Cameron http://t.co/Q7Y0k8bm |
13:58 |
iPhone & AppleTV upgraded to iOS 5.1, iPad in progress. No bumps along the way. |
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