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2012-04-09

Sunday's Tweets

08:45 @cbglacier Dunno about the other guys, but @mariancall puts on one hell of a show. Totally envious!
13:48 RT @alan_tudyk: Happy Easter y'all http://t.co/GXoahqcY [That's just wrong.]
21:58 Best email subject in a while: "Scam Compensation Alert, View Attachment For More Details And Better Understanding." What could go wrong?

2012-04-08

Saturday's Tweets

13:34 RT @JohnRossBowie: Elijah's gone. So is my PS3, my Blade Runner Blu-Ray, and all my Sudafed. I'm not sure he really was Elijah... [Really?]
14:19 RT @TheStevenWeber: Easter Explained: Jesus dyed on the cross. [Eggs? Peeps? Both?]

2012-04-07

Friday's Tweets

16:29 @mariancall I did notice the resemblance. http://t.co/xTKpIifR
16:31 @AnneWheaton I just keep all my travel needs in the bag, replenishing as needed after every trip. Easier than figuring it out every time.
18:01 @JohnRossBowie Offer him a drink?
20:45 So there are people more excited about #JoCoCruiseCrazy3 than me! (Than I?) http://t.co/HhIjtQWD

2012-04-06

Thursday's Tweets

16:11 Visit to Sequoia Natl Park in early April not the best idea. Snow, hail, mountain roads and construction. But I survived it all!

2012-04-05

Wednesday's Tweets

08:55 @petersagal How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None; we'll just declare darkness an industry standard.
08:56 @petersagal How many feminists does it take to change a #lightbulb? One, and that's NOT FUNNY!
08:58 @petersagal How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "It's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark."
08:59 @petersagal How many software engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, it's clearly a hardware problem.
09:01 @petersagal How many hardware engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, we'll change the documentation.
09:02 @petersagal How many New Yorkers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "None of your f%#king business!"
09:09 What's the difference between a computer salesman and Rick Santorum? The salesman doesn't know he's full of shit. http://t.co/xLYnmj6L
10:28 If Romney doesn't believe he can win without lying, is there anyone who believes he can govern without lying?
12:27 Road tripping'! Taking a little drive in the Central Valley for a few days. So far the weather is cooperating.
12:42 Got the "You look just like Spielberg" thing again today. I don't see it, aside from Jewish, gray hair, beard & glasses.
18:59 Here's something you don't see in the Bay Area. Or is that just me? http://t.co/etAM4ObW
22:14 @srj68 Right now I'm on the Central Valley side of Pacheco Pass. So there's water for fishing around here. But live bait vending? Funny.

2012-04-04

Tuesday's Tweets

12:37 Test to see if I believe in jynxes: Just back from a first interview at a software firm. It went very well. Followup next week or two.
12:52 @paulandstorm @petersagal Worst cyclops ever.
14:06 @KimberlyMarvel Thanks, honey. I miss you, and so does my camera.
14:48 Best Titanic review ever! http://t.co/r8y0jNH4 (I watched it on a plane. Walked out half way through.)
17:25 @AnneWheaton Sure, you've got the legs for it.
19:57 RT @RealNichelle: Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! http://t.co/jMj1R5QU [The Trekkie in me goes SQUEE!]

2012-04-03

Monday's Tweets

11:33 Watching The Flog on @GeekandSundry. Is there anyone more adorkable than @FeliciaDay? If there is, I wanna meet her. http://t.co/6UzV3scg
11:45 @ThePlumLineGS Did Romney describe this worst ever unemployment with pride in his voice? (If you're part of the problem, you're Mitt.)

2012-04-02

Sunday's Tweets

08:44 Am I just cranky, or are this year's April Fool stunts particularly lame and annoying?
15:31 No, http://change.org, repeating Mike Daisey's lies about Apple doesn't make you heroic or even relevant. It makes you gullible idiots.
15:33 RT @neiltyson: Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. That's why restaurants never serve them together. [The man's a god.]
19:23 @GeekandSundry I waited 8 1/2 hours in line for my iPhone 4. How's that?
19:33 @GeekandSundry San Francisco to Sydney for a Farscape convention. Twice.
20:05 @Lomara I got to talk to @FeliciaDay! How cool was that?
20:06 I just got to spend a few seconds on the @GeekandSundry Google+ hangout! Talked with @FeliciaDay and everything!
21:04 @AnneWheaton You are having *way* too much fine with them googly eyes!
21:50 Crap. My mom gave me plain paper napkins with my school lunches. Clearly she didn't love me at all. http://t.co/BS7xr2iK

2012-04-01

Saturday's Tweets

08:12 Mad Magazine on the iPad. Nirvana! http://t.co/84Vl3zWD
16:20 Aha! @TheTweetOfGod explains the Romney campaign. It's quantum physics! http://t.co/FKrmh2jb
16:40 The name says it all: http://t.co/NAEaHrDf

2012-03-31

Friday's Tweets

08:18 @VictoriaDahl I've read (okay, listened to) both books, and I still found those trailers disturbing. What does that say about me? Or you?
08:20 @wilw Just realized? You mean all it took was a series of tweets from your much better half?
18:54 Via @ebertchicago, a wonderful piece on quote whores. It's a movie critic thing. http://t.co/2ySEII9n

2012-03-30

Thursday's Tweets

09:54 Is @Delta really an advertiser on Rush's bilgefest? Good to know their suckage is more than aviation-related.

2012-03-29

Wednesday's Tweets

07:55 @alwayscoffee Winchester House is right down the road from me. Been by it hundreds of times, inside only once. More peculiar than creepy.
08:01 Compassionate conservatism, now with 43% less compassion. Is Mitt really the best the GOP can do? http://t.co/kvpwdOSr
08:06 @alwayscoffee I took some a few years ago. Should really go back, preferably when the skies are a little less gray.
08:09 @alwayscoffee Never could resist a good pair of puppy dog eyes...
08:45 @VictoriaDahl "I need a drink." That'll only make the need to pee worse. Cause & effect, dontcha know.
08:53 @VictoriaDahl There's your problem: too much imagination! Good for writers. Bad for moms.
13:45 @alwayscoffee Since you asked... http://t.co/OTxUTICY
14:40 Really? A @geekandsundry show starring @paulandstorm? And it's not even my birthday!
20:16 @KaleyCuoco @billprady I started with 2 wisdom teeth; now I have one. Thinking wisdom's grossly overrated. And I got good drugs out of it.
21:14 You can't make this stuff up, nor should you: "Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum." http://t.co/CxdqDXts

2012-03-28

Tuesday's Tweets

15:01 Holy nostalgia, Batman! All the climbing-the-wall window cameos in one place! http://t.co/7PWOnM7U
17:25 OMG! The book I've waited for since #JoCoCruiseCrazy2 is almost out! The world's #1 guide to #2 pencils! http://t.co/BhNBhkV3
19:26 If you've ever wondered why the Internets were invented, I think this is it: Downton Arby's! http://t.co/vcmjKH3O

2012-03-27

Monday's Tweets

11:59 RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Ontario Legalizes Brothels." Or as they will soon be known, Tim Whoreton's. [A pun this fine needs to be shared.]
12:16 The longest of long exposures. Amazing. http://t.co/jliM5d9O via @zivity
18:08 Post-apology, Mike Daisey is still a lying, repulsive sack of fecal matter. http://t.co/xCAtdB3P
19:56 Interesting & disturbing piece about what passes for Christian morality. http://t.co/6Bst0gDr

2012-03-26

Sunday's Tweets

08:41 Looks like today's photo shoot won't happen. The model hasn't been in touch in a while, never a good sign.
10:16 The Hunger Games: a Rorschach Test for the idiots on Fox & Friends. http://t.co/QgJq17pW
11:32 @VictoriaDahl Does this mean you don't believe things were better on the plantation before that nasty Mr. Lincoln interfered?
13:30 RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. [*snort*]

2012-03-25

Saturday's Tweets

09:16 I have a new favorite web comic. Little League, about the Justice League when they were little! http://t.co/SUbOnzld
11:40 Errands in the rain. Not fun. It's cold, gray and wet. Okay, only slightly cold. Cold-ish. But still not fun.

2012-03-24

Friday's Tweets

08:32 RT @wilw: Dear Geraldo Rivera: Small words so you can follow. Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people. [Amen.]
09:37 RT @IsobelCarr: Saying that wearing a hoodie invites violence is the same as saying wearing a mini skirt invites rape. #Bullshit [Exactly.]
21:02 Spent a couple of hours this afternoon teaching Photoshop to a photographer friend. Man, was that fun! I do love teaching.

2012-03-23

Thursday's Tweets

13:02 @alwayscoffee Look on the bright side, Ali. It makes us easier to identify racist assholes like the idiots at A&F who came up with this.
13:04 @alwayscoffee PUT DOWN THE KITTEN AND STEP AWAY!
14:15 RT @AdrianChen: No, Abercrombie & Fitch is not selling racist pants. http://t.co/ulzy6nb7 [I'm relieved, and embarrassed I believed it.]
18:45 Mostly I love living in the future, but really? http://t.co/SnuDIBth
21:13 @u2peacegirl Dunno. I can't imagine it's real, but I've been wrong before.

2012-03-22

Wednesday's Tweets

13:30 Finally got to play with the new iPad. Amazing. And a moment ago I was fine with my iPad 2.
16:56 @AnneWheaton A friend in Perth once pointed out that they're closer to Singapore than they are to Sydney. Oz is a *big* place.
18:03 RT @paulandstorm: @Molly23 [S] MEME'D! http://t.co/uYkb94Qg [Inconceivable!]

2012-03-21

Tuesday's Tweets

11:29 Piece by @gruber explains my contempt for Mike Daisey. He made me angry at Apple, when they're doing the right things. http://t.co/7xSEj2vB
12:05 @billamend I'm with your son. Tried to read Catcher in the Rye a couple of years ago. Decided life's too short for that kind of torture.
12:06 RT @billamend: If only Salinger had given Holden Caulfield a pet dire wolf... [If only the wolf had eaten Holden Caulfield...]
12:42 Rick Santorum is the Gladys Kravitz of presidential candidates. http://t.co/o5qDB80l
17:30 Got a call out of the blue from a networking company about a job opening. With what I know and what I can fake, could be interesting.

2012-03-20

Monday's Tweets

06:31 Reading @Molly23's tweets, I can only conclude that it's possible to find someone adorable and disturbing at one and the same time.
06:44 @alwayscoffee Look back about 8 hours in @Molly23's Twitter stream and you'll understand my appreciation/concern.
06:45 @alwayscoffee Also, you're way too far to the adorable side of the adorable/disturbing continuum. And so was she, until now.
06:47 Santorum is consistent in his positions, if by that we mean consistently offensive to non-prigs. http://t.co/3r0uyV9K
06:51 @alwayscoffee Not wrong at all. Even better if you've met @Molly23. http://t.co/OQKBXvzV
07:16 @alwayscoffee Speaking of adorable & disturbing, here's my first exposure to @Molly23: http://t.co/8fpMMHvq
09:44 RT @VictoriaDahl: From your nationwide bestselling blockbuster hit Fifty Shades of Grey! http://t.co/1NBvxFDz [I will *never* unhear that.]
15:56 Oooh, pretty. (ASCII art.) http://t.co/h38vfZpb

2012-03-19

Sunday's Tweets

15:40 So maybe telling Puerto Ricans to learn English wasn't a winning strategy? Who knew? (Santorum in single digits.) http://t.co/SMVbX4QQ
15:41 Shot today with my absolute favorite Hungarian model. Okay, my only Hungarian model. But still my favorite!

2012-03-18

Saturday's Tweets

18:13 RT @MarvinEQuasniki: Was going to prepare a statement about Santorum's war on porn, but started Googling and got...distracted. [Been there.]

2012-03-17

Friday's Tweets

08:47 Spent yesterday at a http://t.co/VrbKvX9f event in SF, an opportunity to catch up with a couple of friends from my DataSynapse days.
10:37 This American Life reveals Mike Daisey's Apple/Foxconn story was full of lies. Can't wait to hear their explanation. http://t.co/n9BF0d8l
10:57 Mike Daisey on his Apple/Foxconn show (my interpretation): What I do is art. It doesn't have to be accurate to be true. http://t.co/7ITs0jNx
11:17 @BuzzFeed How can Mike Daisey's point and his cause re Apple/Foxconn not be questionable when he has to make shit up to justify them?
11:33 They're tearing San Francisco's Metreon apart. Wonder if it'll ever be anything other than a retailing fail.
12:02 Am I the only one who wishes Apple would sue Mike Daisey for slander? They won't, but I'd like to see the lying liar get his.
12:17 We're constantly being told by @WaitWait Don't Tell Me, whether we wait (wait) or not. #NPRconfessions
12:45 Wassamatta, WI? Afraid to have someone support a woman's abortion decision as doctor tries to bully her out of it? http://t.co/1FA90Qoo
13:35 @VictoriaDahl Wait, there's such a thing as vaginal sex?
16:20 A month after my interviews, potential employer came back with an answer. Sadly, not the one I wanted. *sigh*
16:21 Thought my car stereo was dying, as right channel went away. Turned out to be a bad cable to my iPhone. Nothing better than a cheap fix.
16:22 @BonesMcCoy Red Shirt Memorial Fund. Better yet, blue sweaters for red shirts.
16:23 @alwayscoffee Thanks, Ali. At least I can stop wondering.
17:04 @wilw More #RadioFreeBurrito? Yes, definitely!
17:22 Good grief! Houston paper imagines other comic strips following Doonesberry in taking on the Texas Sonogram Bill. http://t.co/YRqNxqzh

2012-03-16

Thursday's Tweets

10:17 Sitting in a http://t.co/VrbKvX9f seminar. Whole thing's a love letter to Apple & iStuff.
10:19 AT&T service at Moscone is weak, but not as awful as during Macworld.
11:02 #cloudforce #eprint http://t.co/YGsTutFz
15:28 Lying on a beanbag and taking pictures of the Moscone West ceiling. Bored. http://t.co/Vs4ngbvs

2012-03-15

Wednesday's Tweets

07:38 @altonbrown Perfect food show? Funny, informative, inspiring, makes me drool (but in a good way). All of which describes #GoodEats
09:53 @barryeisler "Get this shit out of their system"? Was that a Santorum joke?
09:55 Happy π Day, everyone! What kind of π will you be having? I'm thinking Boston Cream.
10:23 My parents had a set of Britannicas, & dozens of their yearly update volumes. Looked beautiful on their shelves, where they sat unread.
10:40 RT @pourmecoffee: Honoring Pi Day by being irrational. [Why is this night different than all other nights?]
11:38 I want to bite their little heads off. http://t.co/oNlrRUxV
12:55 @barryeisler Dan Savage did one heck of a job. Hard to think of Santorum without thinking of santorum.
14:02 Rick Santorum wants to outlaw porn and get Puerto Ricans to speak English, dammit! (I added the dammit.) Please make this guy the nominee.
15:54 Embarrassed I didn't notice my monthly Planned Parenthood donation stopped when my credit card # changed. It's back, so screw you, Mitt.
17:03 Imagine a Sci Fi version of Deliverance on a mining asteroid. This would be the theme song. https://t.co/uymZyGyN!

2012-03-14

Tuesday's Tweets

15:57 Big hunk of corned beef simmering on the stove. I'm sitting here torturing myself with the smell. Two hours and change to go...
17:41 @cschweitz I suspect they said "pshaw". It's an old exclamation. http://t.co/MjeBIiI2
18:49 Mr. Deity takes on The Artist: http://t.co/XUcof1dc via @youtube

2012-03-13

Monday's Tweets

10:11 Bill Maher is an idiot with a microphone. Just because you're a liberal doesn't mean you're right. http://t.co/xpsNgh9x
10:14 It needs to be said again and again: Free Speech does not mean free of consequences. That's where the speaker's freedom runs into ours.
10:16 @alwayscoffee @VictoriaDahl Might be sweet, Ali? Might be? Don't make me laugh. (On second thought, do.)
11:16 @VictoriaDahl There's definitely a hint of devilish in your smile. No, I lie: much more than a hint.

2012-03-11

Saturday's Tweets

08:50 @VictoriaDahl Sounds like a win-win to me.

2012-03-08

Wednesday's Tweets

12:05 An intelligent & articulate response from @VictoriaDahl to all the wingnut blather about birth control. http://t.co/Ib5ifwXT
13:08 "If you want people to respect your ideas, get better ideas." - @scalzi on Kirk Cameron http://t.co/Q7Y0k8bm
13:58 iPhone & AppleTV upgraded to iOS 5.1, iPad in progress. No bumps along the way.